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Conan the Destroyer (1984)

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Summary: Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess

Genres: Fantasy, Action, Adventure

Country: USA

Directed By: Richard Fleischer

Written By: Robert E. Howard, Roy Thomas, Stanley Mann, Gerry Conway

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, André the Giant, Tracey Walter, Mako, Jeff Corey, Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, Sarah Douglas, Olivia d'Abo, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Pat Roach

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Conan the Destroyer belongs to 42 collections
1. Psychotronic Film and Video Guides (public: moderated by Gregzilla - 23 stars)
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Somewhat enjoyable. Grace Jones and Wilt Chamberlain together again!
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I'm a sucker for Conan, but this could have used more tits or more Subutai.
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A disappointing mess when compared to the masterpiece original. Cartoonish, poorly-executed action scenes frame a moronic, nonsense story. The plot's only purpose is to shuttle the actors from one lackluster set piece and fight to another. However, there are a few redeeming qualities. Grace Jones is wonderful as the spearwoman, Wilt Chamberlain is comically horrible in his attempts at "acting", and Arnie is still damn cool as Conan. A cartoonish mess, but just barely watchable.
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what happened? The first Conan was so good! This one...just wow. The action is boring, nothing thats ever said is interesting, the enemies like stupid, I mean the wizards beast that he created was doing Wrestling maneuvers to conan as though they were in WWF. and grace jones...why? the virgin girl was annoying as hell, the entire movie squealing for someone to come get her. the sidekick needs gutted. the only truely cool part is the god that gets awakened. Otherwise, this movie is shit.
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Unfortunately I believe this is what people think of when they remember Conan the Barbarian. It's a complete deviation from the serious nihilistic world of Robert E. Howard and the tone of the first film into some "light" swords and sorcery style fantasy. Conan falls flat in this and it seems like the focus was more on comedy with some rather annoying people in the cast.
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HAHAHAHAHA, this movie makes me laugh.
AntoniusB
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Tequila Tequila
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Utter crap and a disgrace to the original.
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I kind of liked the first one better, but this is still a great movie. Hell, I can't fault a Schwartzenegger movie for anything.
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The first was no great tale, but compared to this, it is.
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doctor7 doctor7
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Let's be frank here, the first one was not a masterpiece (on a whole) so I wasn't expecting anything too amazing. Even so this movie simply let me down. Instead of being an at least inspired production, like the first, this one turns into a dreaded sequel cliche' playbook. Wise crackin' side kick? Focus on action at the expense of the (little) integrity of the first? Check. Obvious (and unfunny) in-joke references to the first film? Check. At least the soundtrack was good.
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Okkervil Okkervil
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Only the 1980's could have produced a film this awesome, even if it's not as good as the first Conan. Arnie looks like he could literally eat babies for breakfast in this movie... and to be fair when he gets loaded in this film he does have a go at it. Grace Jones should be in more films... horror films would be best. She scares the shit outta me, and I have a strange urge to find out how hard she could punch me.
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