Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney)
Cast and Information
Directed By: Sara Sugarman
Written By: Gail Parent, Dyan Sheldon
Starring: Carol Kane, Alison Pill, Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Adam Garcia, Adam MacDonald, Barbara Mamabolo, Eli Marienthal, Kyle Kassardjian
Country: USA
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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen belongs to 9 collections
1. Female Directors (public: moderated by djross - 87 stars)
2. Disney+ (public: moderated by saudade - 5 stars)
3. Young Adult novel adaptation (public: moderated by nauru - 3 stars)
4. Disney's Theatrical Live-Action (public: moderated by Vesey - 2 stars)
5. 00s teen films (public: moderated by mattburgess - 2 stars)
6. New Jersey (public: moderated by geohawk - 1 star)
7. Music by Mark Mothersbaugh (public: moderated by iconogassed)
8. similar to garbage pail kids (private: kikifas - 1 star)
9. Disney Plus (private: CinematicESP - 1 star)
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| Sep 20, 2021 |  |
hotsake | 23 6% |
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This was the worst kind of Disney movie that felt like everything that Disney did in the early 2000s.
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| Jul 18, 2021 |  |
War Machine | 67 42% |
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Meganfoxlolmeangirlslite+favartisttoodrunktotalkaboutmusic+playetcpartyhecamerecovered-lameend/friendlyhandtoMF
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| Oct 18, 2018 |  |
lofisofi | 11 10% |
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disturbing, especially considering it as a movie for teenagers
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| May 16, 2014 | PluggedIN | 80 82% |
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Although I found it hard to root for Lola due to her unruliness, she does learn a lot of lessons along the way. And since her story tackles subjects like teenage insecurity, self-esteem, friendship, jealousy, honesty and alcoholism without embracing the vices of vulgarity, violence and sex, mothers who decide their teen girls (just try to get guys to go!) need to see this drama queen preen will certainly be able to turn a trip to the theater into an opportunity to discuss deeper issues.
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| Feb 26, 2012 |  |
Tripwyre | 4 1% |
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What a miserable waste of life. All five points come from a combination of starlet hotness and unintentional comedy -- most of which comes from excessively gratuitous reaction shots of Alison Pill with her hand over her mouth. I'd say Pill's talents go wholly wasted, but the film is so terrible that that should be implied.
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| Oct 15, 2011 |  |
SlantMag | 15 21% |
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"I was not prepared for the moment when The Tween Who Cried Wolf became The Lindsay Lohan Movie." - Ed Gonzalez
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| Jan 07, 2011 |  |
tsvete | 98 85% |
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3
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| Dec 20, 2010 | glm | 45 11% |
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45.000
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| Apr 06, 2010 |  |
Mistakes | 23 2% |
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Mistake - When Lola knocks tapes on the floor in a school scene, she knocks all of the tapes behind her, but then slips on one in front of her after she runs another couple of steps.
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| Mar 15, 2009 | runforrest | 15 4% |
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Why did I see this movie again?
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| Feb 10, 2009 | BurstBubble | 0 5% |
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Couldn't stomach more than 15 min before I had to start speeding it up at certain bits. Eventually gave up because I was skipping over about 95% of the entire movie. That much pain isn't worth it.
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| Sep 27, 2008 |  |
darkman | 23 1% |
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It tries, but it just fails.
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| Jun 29, 2008 |  |
Vandelay1 | 6 2% |
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bad movie
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| Jun 03, 2008 |  |
Luna6ix | 64 21% |
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It's amazing how many movies are made for little girls, the only problem is I'm not a little girl.
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| May 04, 2008 |  |
opalienne | 5 2% |
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I liked nothing about this movie.
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| Apr 29, 2008 |  |
allisoncm | 68 61% |
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Before Lindsay Lohan lost her touch. This is her swan song. before becoming dead to me.
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| Mar 08, 2008 | dstern | 5 0% |
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No...just no.
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| Jan 21, 2008 |  |
nath | 30 6% |
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30
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| Oct 11, 2007 |  |
nandorizzi | 0 1% |
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It is a totally childlike and pathetic movie.
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| Aug 14, 2007 | redmachined | 2 22% |
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Lindsay Lohan should be buried alive under DVD copies of her own garbage films and methamphetamine stocks.
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| Aug 14, 2007 | mikeypain | 10 3% |
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Why did I actually sit and watch this movie? It was a complete waste of time. In the time it takes to watch this movie you can be doing many constructive things....like starting on the Lindsay Lohan Diet plan. Three meals a day. Three fingers down your throat afterwards. You too can look like her!
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| Aug 14, 2007 |  |
thelastdayx | 5 2% |
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I can sum this movie up in one word: TERRIBLE.
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| Aug 14, 2007 | Atlas423 | 70 6% |
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Mean Girls gone wrong- very wrong.
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| Aug 14, 2007 |  |
Ayavaron | 0 2% |
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The main character is just so incredibly unlikeable that the movie is ruined. ALSO: The jokes aren't funny.
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| Aug 14, 2007 |  |
wayofthegun | 20 1% |
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Lohan is a hottie but that's about the only thing going for this one.
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| Aug 14, 2007 | joyy89 | 78 31% |
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It was good but not that good.
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| Aug 14, 2007 |  |
adrianavb | 24 12% |
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Painful.
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| Aug 14, 2007 |  |
Vince Leo (Qwipster's Movie Reviews) | 50 19% |
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Cotton candy entertainment like this only satisfies for the moment, and certainly does little to fill your hunger for something more substantial.
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| Apr 26, 2007 |  |
MonsterGear | 20 4% |
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Granted, I am not the 'target audience' for this film - but I think even the target audience will find this utterly forgettable.
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| Average Percentile 16.79% from 579 Ratings |  |