Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
2004
Comedy, Music
1h 29m
Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney)
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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
2004
Comedy, Music
1h 29m
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Rated 23 Dec 2022
45
45th
Idk, I used to see this on Disney channel when I was 9 or so.
Rated 23 Dec 2022
Rated 26 Apr 2007
20
4th
Granted, I am not the 'target audience' for this film - but I think even the target audience will find this utterly forgettable.
Rated 26 Apr 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
22nd
Lindsay Lohan should be buried alive under DVD copies of her own garbage films and methamphetamine stocks.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
3rd
Why did I actually sit and watch this movie? It was a complete waste of time. In the time it takes to watch this movie you can be doing many constructive things....like starting on the Lindsay Lohan Diet plan. Three meals a day. Three fingers down your throat afterwards. You too can look like her!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
2nd
I can sum this movie up in one word: TERRIBLE.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
2nd
The main character is just so incredibly unlikeable that the movie is ruined. ALSO: The jokes aren't funny.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
1st
Lohan is a hottie but that's about the only thing going for this one.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
19th
Cotton candy entertainment like this only satisfies for the moment, and certainly does little to fill your hunger for something more substantial.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 11 Oct 2007
0
1st
It is a totally childlike and pathetic movie.
Rated 11 Oct 2007
Rated 29 Apr 2008
68
61st
Before Lindsay Lohan lost her touch. This is her swan song. before becoming dead to me.
Rated 29 Apr 2008
Rated 03 Jun 2008
64
21st
It's amazing how many movies are made for little girls, the only problem is I'm not a little girl.
Rated 03 Jun 2008
Rated 10 Feb 2009
0
5th
Couldn't stomach more than 15 min before I had to start speeding it up at certain bits. Eventually gave up because I was skipping over about 95% of the entire movie. That much pain isn't worth it.
Rated 10 Feb 2009
Rated 15 Mar 2009
15
4th
Why did I see this movie again?
Rated 15 Mar 2009
Rated 06 Apr 2010
23
2nd
Mistake - When Lola knocks tapes on the floor in a school scene, she knocks all of the tapes behind her, but then slips on one in front of her after she runs another couple of steps.
Rated 06 Apr 2010
Rated 15 Oct 2011
15
21st
"I was not prepared for the moment when The Tween Who Cried Wolf became The Lindsay Lohan Movie." - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 15 Oct 2011
Rated 26 Feb 2012
4
0th
What a miserable waste of life. All five points come from a combination of starlet hotness and unintentional comedy -- most of which comes from excessively gratuitous reaction shots of Alison Pill with her hand over her mouth. I'd say Pill's talents go wholly wasted, but the film is so terrible that that should be implied.
Rated 26 Feb 2012
Rated 16 May 2014
80
82nd
Although I found it hard to root for Lola due to her unruliness, she does learn a lot of lessons along the way. And since her story tackles subjects like teenage insecurity, self-esteem, friendship, jealousy, honesty and alcoholism without embracing the vices of vulgarity, violence and sex, mothers who decide their teen girls (just try to get guys to go!) need to see this drama queen preen will certainly be able to turn a trip to the theater into an opportunity to discuss deeper issues.
Rated 16 May 2014
Rated 18 Oct 2018
11
10th
disturbing, especially considering it as a movie for teenagers
Rated 18 Oct 2018
Rated 18 Jul 2021
67
44th
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Rated 18 Jul 2021
Rated 20 Sep 2021
23
5th
This was the worst kind of Disney movie that felt like everything that Disney did in the early 2000s.
Rated 20 Sep 2021
Rated 27 Dec 2023
47
9th
Just passable tween comedy is disappointing contrasted with Lohan’s spotless track record during her Disney years, though it’s the vapid and one-note screenplay that does this in, rather than the cast – Lohan and Fox prove excellent at throwing the bitchy banter back and forth, and Kane’s daffy and eccentric teacher keeps threatening to cut loose; the digression with Garcia’s rather vividly washed-up rock star is something of a grim downer that plays too long and drags the air out of the film.
Rated 27 Dec 2023
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