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Crank: High Voltage

Crank: High Voltage

2009
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller
1h 36m
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
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Crank: High Voltage

2009
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller
1h 36m
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Rated 26 Jan 2020
90
92nd
The Godfather part 2 of the Crank franchise. Not too excited for part 3.
Rated 18 Apr 2009
7
46th
Absolutely insane. I still have no idea what I just watched, but I loved the hell out of it. This takes the craziness of the original and multiplies it by 1000, some parts are just retarded and inane, but considering it on the whole, it's a wild experience that I won't soon forget.
Rated 18 Apr 2009
79
62nd
incongruously preposterous, absurd and immoderately entertaining, Crank: High Voltage is even more demented, deranged and idiotic than its predecessor. Jason Staham returns to form as the nearly impossible to kill Chev Chelios, and he provides even more tongue-in-cheek humor and hostilities against crime, this time around with the chinese. With a plotline even more incoherent and a pace backdropped by chicks with guns, a public sex scene and crazy action, what can you expect? Outstanding.
Rated 30 Apr 2009
64
28th
I went in expecting an absurd spectacle, and the film delivered that in spades. It was still pretty dumb - I have no problem with it being over the top and implausible, but some of the characters were unpleasant and irritating (e.g. Venus the seizure guy) and the crudity of it all lost shock value and just became tiresome. I guess in the end, though, it felt kind of like a cotton candy binge- the visceral thrill was there, but afterwards I felt kind of disappointed in myself.
Rated 14 May 2009
52
31st
This movie is over-the-top. This movie is beyond over-the-top. This movie creates new tops to over, in fact. It is literally nonstop action, absurdity or sex. It's very much like a video game, and the film itself is no doubt completely aware of this, and, like most video games, the story takes a back seat. In fact the story is composed of ridiculous ways to get Chelios (Statham) into more and more intense and absurd action scenes. In the end, it's just too much.
Rated 11 Sep 2009
39
10th
'Crank 2' has an IQ of about ten, so being as stupid as it is, it only succeeds in style. The movie is ultra-frenetic, super fast-paced and not as embarrassing as 'Transporter 3'. My problem with this is that every single frame committed to this project is sickeningly depraved. The filmmakers sink so low, pulverizing the audience with some of the most disturbing imagery, dialogue, scenes and characters that there's no room to enjoy it. It feels like an angry ADD teen on Speed with Parkinson's.
Rated 27 Feb 2010
0
0th
Everything that's wrong with society can be found in here somewhere. Don't get me wrong: I really do like over the top violence, gratuitous gore, and brainless film outings. But the sensibility here is somewhere between Seth MacFarlane and Alex from A Clockwork Orange, without the hints of irony. It wouldn't surprise me if people jerked off to this.
Rated 18 Apr 2009
9
47th
When I saw the first CRANK it had me, had everybody pumped. It was insane, it was like the legal cinematic version of an Amphetamine. But to keep up the analogy CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE was like a bad trip. There was no continuity of story line, character, motivation, or even common sense, everything was right out the bloody window. That said it did get you pumped, but not really in a good way.
Rated 27 Sep 2009
54
53rd
If you've seen the blend senseless and surreal violence in the original, you should already know what to expect from this. With the idiocy and incomprehensibility ramped up to the next level, you are free to sit back and enjoy/endure the spectacle of more violently guiltless humour. Outrageous I say!
Rated 05 Jan 2010
5
57th
There are a number of delightful sequences (including the kaiju spoof, Statham on fire at the end, the talk show, and various absurd callbacks to the first film) where Neveldine/Taylor get to flex their gonzo auteur sensibilities to great laughter. Overall though the film is unable to quite maintain the sheer thrilling "GO GO GO!!" madness as the original, particularly in the first half, which just isn't CRANK enough. Did enjoy Clifton Collins Jr. as the bad guy!
Rated 02 May 2010
72
53rd
I'd like to think of this as a pure expression of id, but I'm not sure I've got the faith in Neveldine/Taylor to make that statement. Certainly it's the work of savants, and wildly entertaining for its excesses at times, but on the whole it's a more confused version of the first (vastly superior) film. The punchlines are hit so much they're coming out in China, but the actual kinetics and memorable pieces of the first are lacking here. The Patton score is totally apt, as are the diversions.
Rated 20 Nov 2011
96
98th
If the bloodier, the meaner, the more out of touch with believablity the film, the more you'll like it, this is for you. If you want a film that stays grounded, or at the very least doesn't fly off into hallucinogenic escapades, you need to skip Crank 2 until you're ready for it. Its unashamedly violent and crude to the point of absolutely sick pleasure.
Rated 01 May 2009
50
18th
Crank 2 crosses the line and then pukes on it; it's the fever dream of a 13-year-old on crystal meth with ADD (and FBT, but never mind about that one). There are laughs to be had, but some bits don't work at all, you can feel the low budget, and it's hard to work out the "ironic" sexism/racism from the "offensive" sexism/racism. You're better off with more... wholesome (?) trash like the wonderful Grindhouse, the sly, funny Shoot 'em Up, and even, in a pinch, the first Crank.
Rated 03 May 2009
71
26th
This Crank goes to 11.This deliberate cinematic loogie w/ extra snot has more in common w/ flicks like Ichii the Killer than any generic actioner.Willfully mindless w/ crudities stacked gleefully high, parts of it work, but films this crazed need some kind of wit 2 keep the viewer from going numb. Unfortunately, its not clever enough 2 sustain the frenetic pace& 2 much of the humor falls flat. Still, I'll take this over hyperkinetic pretentious garbage like Domino or Natural Born Killers any day
Rated 05 May 2009
90
97th
There is just no other movie like Crank 2. It even tops the first one in all ways and is just balls out crazy. Jason Statham is the coolest mofo alive. I look forward to director duo Neveldine&Taylor's first "normal" movie.
Rated 23 May 2009
74
68th
The first one over the top? Wait untill you see this one. What an action. If any other movie would be so exagerated, it would be disgusting but there, it's just great to watch. Crank 2 goes on in the typical crank-style. Hope there will be a third one!
Rated 28 Jul 2009
65
45th
Just imagine the first Crank on speed and you have this movie. It's entertaining but they really decided that any somewhat realistic parts that they had in the first one should be shoved by the wayside to make room for more ridiculous stuff. Definitely a movie that isn't for everyone, but if you enjoyed the first and didn't have any problems with how over the top it was you should enjoy this one as well... just make sure to turn your brain off before watching.
Rated 07 Sep 2009
75
88th
One of the funniest films I've seen in recent memory. Whether it is Ling Bai and her craziness, a homage to the Japanese kaiju genre, or straight up, fucked out of your mind shit, it all works beautifully. There is a point somewhere in this film where the absurd becomes a little too much, but it didn't do much in affecting my enjoyment.
Rated 09 Sep 2009
65
28th
Lewd and over the top. I won't say that I didn't laugh a few times, and some of the action scenes were well-done. The problem is that so much energy is spent on being "edgy", that it becomes both numbing and distracting at a point. Some folks seem to like it, and that's great, but I just couldn't get into it the same as I did with the first "Crank".
Rated 14 Sep 2009
68
25th
Crank 2 somehow outdoes it's predecessor... Don't ask me how that was possible. It is more ridiculous, foul-mouthed, sexist, violent, over-the-top and also visually inventive. If you enjoyed the first one I would recommend you watch this. If you hated Crank stay far far away. This movie entertained me overall however, I must admit during one scene in particular, involving a man's chest and a knife, I had to look away. I would imagine this is what it must feel like to be high on a speed.
Rated 02 Jan 2010
5
44th
Watched it with a bunch of friends. Probably pointless on your own, in fact I know it is. Incredibly ridiculous and extremely hard to rate. As just entertainment it is pretty good with a bunch of buddies but as a film it is one of the worst things you can see. Can't wait for Crank 3 though. PS, fuck you Chelios!
Rated 24 Jan 2015
84
78th
A stupendous movie - I was enthralled by it. Hilarious, insane, inventive and surreal - an absolute delight to watch.
Rated 18 Apr 2009
85
54th
A fuckin' insane, hilarious, spectacular action movie.
Rated 19 Apr 2009
90
90th
TIT EXPLOSIONS!
Rated 19 Apr 2009
63
36th
I had fun watching this, but where the first just seemed to flow with its insanity, this one feels like it's trying too hard. Some of these scenes sure were awesome though, particularly the news stories.
Rated 20 Apr 2009
50
56th
Crank returns for another anarchistic daydream, no longer with the ticking eventuality of poison but instead with an addiction to power outlets. The director is even more unrestrained and indulgent this time around, attempting to redo everything memorable about the first with more close ups of women's butts. As a celebration of the first one, it succeeds but doesn't quite have the energy or coherence to be a classic.
Rated 25 Apr 2009
3
40th
"Proof that you can make good movies based on video games, as long as you don't bother making a video game first. Juice us up for Crank 3D."
Rated 01 May 2009
50
15th
anti-cinema
Rated 11 May 2009
45
10th
There's that one song that kids sing on the bus or wherever, and in between verses it goes "Second verse / Same as the first / A little bit louder, / and a little bit worse" That pretty much sums up this movie. Also, and maybe this is just me, the final flip-of-the-bird to the camera felt a bit like they were mocking me for spending my money and watching the whole thing.
Rated 13 May 2009
80
84th
an hour plus of LOL WTF.
Rated 14 May 2009
89
92nd
If you thought the first one was over the top, you haven't seen nothing yet. Neveldine and Taylor perfect the style they tried in the first one and Statham is as badass as ever.
Rated 24 May 2009
0
0th
totally waste of time, so bad that i can not explain.
Rated 03 Jun 2009
15
6th
I made a mistake, ok? Don't push me.
Rated 30 Jun 2009
80
77th
Its like a video game and a punk rock show got together, fucked like mad, and had this crazy movie. FUCKING FUCK YOU CHELIOS! WOOOOO!!!
Rated 05 Aug 2009
71
29th
Just as ridiculous as the first one, not quite as tightly constructed and makes even less sense, if that's possible.
Rated 07 Aug 2009
0
0th
And by 0, I mean 100. This is quite possibly the worst movie ever made, but not in like a bad way. It is soooo bad that it is incredible. It is hilarious beginning to end with fun action and some totally ridiculous shit in between. They knew what they were doing, and they clearly dropped the plot half way through the film. When I left the theater I had no idea what just happened, all I knew was that I loved every second. I feel horrible giving this movie a 0 cause I LOVED IT. Godzilla FIGHT!!!!!
Rated 12 Aug 2009
73
32nd
So blatantly, absurdly over-the-top, bigoted, and extreme that I couldn't help but kind of like it, and then walk out horrified, in silence.
Rated 12 Aug 2009
90
95th
Great. This is the most fun action film I've watched in a very very long time. The most interesting use of subtitles and flashbacks, enough profanity to make a hooker blush, a self-mutilation scene that would make Eli Roth cringe, lots of nudity and oh yeah, lots and lots of mindless action. This film has its heart in the exact right place :). A guy movie. Pure brilliant adult entertainment. Very highly recommended.
Rated 01 Sep 2009
2
39th
Even if it is essentially a movie-length Dane Cook joke, it's actually pretty enjoyable if you like your camp campy and lewd. I enjoyed it, but if you're easily offended this will certainly find something to offend you with.
Rated 10 Sep 2009
90
97th
Crazy and out of control. Tons of action and funny as hell. Great movie I enjoyed every second. And once again Amy smart looks great.
Rated 11 Sep 2009
78
45th
As long as you accept that it's a live-action cartoon for guys, you'll have fun.
Rated 17 Sep 2009
67
24th
Yes it pushed the boundaries of the original Crank out the window but in the end the first is still much more enjoyable. There was almost no way they could top the original because it was almost perfect as a self-aware action flick, what with the finger-pointing gun scene, the fall from the helicopter et al. This one really does become too silly for its own good.
Rated 20 Sep 2009
63
42nd
Tries to do everything the original did, but more over the top. This definitely hurt the film. And what was up with making every woman into a slut, a whore, or a slutty whore? There's a lot of (guilty) pleasure to be found, but don't expect taste, subtlety or the charm of the original. Doc Miles needs his own movie, stat.
Rated 27 Sep 2009
6
55th
Crank: Now More Demented, Retarded And Straight-Up Super Silly Than Ever! Oh. But still fun.
Rated 22 Oct 2009
70
71st
If you the first one, you will also like this. It adds a fitting amount of new things, however there is still a lot of repetitive elements. The Crank series brings an original in-your-face style which is both funny and exciting; still both movies tend to get a little boring, despite them being only around 90 minutes. Jason Statham once again proves that he is one of the two coolest actors alongside Gerard Butler.
Rated 24 Oct 2009
81
65th
Total insanity.
Rated 18 Dec 2009
80
51st
Big dumb fun 2
Rated 15 Jan 2010
74
43rd
It as a thoroughly enjoyable if you see past the implausibilities in the movie. I usually hate brainless movies but I found this one quite interesting.
Rated 18 Jan 2010
10
15th
I don't understand how this premise can fail like this. How is a movie that is supposed to be action, only action, so fucking boring? You'd think it would be too action filled. Instead it is too boredom filled.
Rated 16 Feb 2010
70
70th
This movie is like when you go to a carnival and visit a gypsy's tent. She tells you that you can have one wish and you tell her that you want to see an action movie. But this is one of those wishes that gets twisted in ways you can't possibly imagine. You keep telling yourself that it can't get more absurd or outlandish than it already is. It eventually gets to the point that you don't know if you can watch a normal action movie again just because you don't think it will ever come close to
Rated 18 Feb 2010
50
41st
A high-octane insane ride, it keeps you guessing where it goes, filled to the max with blood, violence, ass and titties. And holy crap, Bai Ling is one skinny b*tch.
Rated 02 Apr 2010
72
81st
good movie
Rated 27 May 2010
2
19th
'Crank' (first one) while over the top, remains a guilty pleasure of mine much like 'Wanted'. This installment however just doesn't balance out and ends up being retarded.
Rated 09 Jul 2010
64
36th
So damn over-the-top that it's really entertaining, but unfortunately it can't keep the pace up and a few scenes are out of place, and it's perhaps too silly. Best seen with a group of friends to laugh with - the ending is especially hilarious.
Rated 10 Sep 2010
98
98th
This is one of my favorite action flicks. Nonstop. Doesnt take itself serious. Great for chilling with your friends and laughing. Also kewl soundtrack.
Rated 29 Sep 2010
15
3rd
Very bizarre but an improvement over the original. I can dig over the top movies when there's some element I can go along with, but in this movie (and the previous one) there's absolutely 0. It's just nihilism without heart.
Rated 25 Oct 2010
80
68th
Liked this better than the original because it jumped from "over-the top action movie" to "live action video game."
Rated 02 Dec 2010
81
66th
The "video game" style construction that was introduced in the first one is just about perfected in this superior sequel. Probably the funnest and funniest film of 2009.
Rated 11 Dec 2010
90
0th
He got better. The movie got better. Surrealistic action in it's finest.
Rated 15 Jan 2011
47
44th
A parody of an action film that plays like an hour and a half youtube video of pointlessness. But the audacity of the scenarios and the outlandish escalation of action goes beyond the original Crank, eventually winning me over. A solid comedy.
Rated 09 May 2011
81
42nd
A truly insane, balls-to-the-wall crazy action film that despite its crude and often tasteless approach cannot be denied a viewing, if only since it's just mind-blowing how it can manage to exist and so thoroughly entertain.
Rated 11 Jul 2011
80
68th
Laughable ludicrous. But, that's the point. It doesn't take itself too seriously and has fun while doing it.
Rated 25 Jul 2011
67
54th
Pure madness from start to finish. It's not quite as refined as the original (which caught me off guard with how good it was), but it's far more crazy and daring. There are few moments in this movie where my brain wasn't shouting "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" at the top of its lungs. This is unfiltered insanity like only Neveldine & Taylor are capable of delivering right now. It was made cheap and looks it, but it helps with the low-rent atmosphere they're working for. This must be seen to be believed.
Rated 21 Oct 2011
100
98th
No, this isn't a flawless movie... It will never be remembered as a good movie. It'll be remembered as one of the most entertaining movies ever made. I have watched this over a dozen times and love it every time... I consider it more of a comedy than a true action flick. Give it a shot, you won't regret it.
Rated 09 Nov 2011
66
34th
Absolutely ridiculous in a good way.
Rated 04 Dec 2011
75
72nd
Just as stupid as the first and even more fun.
Rated 26 Feb 2012
65
51st
Almost impossible to rate. Whereas the first one maintained some kind of film making sensibility that tied the insanity together High Voltage gives up on any notion like that and seems to embody some kind of anti-film. I had a blast.
Rated 28 Feb 2012
74
77th
This one was way beyond my imagination of what Neveldine/Taylor could do in terms of grindhouse craziness: Chelios, aka Kevin Costner, needs to get his new mechanic heart beating with electricity bumps and sometimes human friction -- I mean, rough sex --, and the pair of directors shoot this extremely macho, unbelievably satirical and cheesy tale of survival with a combination of digital filmmaking and a surprising script, that gives us a porn actors strike and a Ghost Rider-like finale. Wow.
Rated 03 Jun 2012
70
48th
I honestly think that Jason Statham is the best value for money actor in the biz right now. You know exactly what to expect from his films, and he always delivers. Absolutely mental from start to finish. They even had the gall to put "The characters in this film are fictitious" at the end of the credits. You mean that guy who gave himself a 10,000 volt shock, set himself on fire and then flipped off the audience is made up!? Yikes.
Rated 16 Sep 2012
30
10th
I get it; it's high-energy, off-the-wall insanity on film. I, however, am relaxed and relatively sane. We didn't connect.
Rated 20 Jul 2013
87
86th
I've never in my life seen a movie that so ably integrates the video game aesthetic. The abundance of LA sleaze and the near-constant assault of silliness and over-the-top action make the whole film remarkably watchable, maybe even a bit profound in its stupidity.
Rated 21 Jul 2013
78
57th
When Crank 2 hits full pace, it really is something else. The film-makers have embraced the concept of MTV editing - found in every modern action film - and taken it to its logical end: editing so fast, each frame jumps off the screen and punches you in the face before you have reacted to the last one. The fights, chases and stunts in this film thus become an insane whirlwind which makes for a refreshingly challenging film. It's inventive and funny too... although not particularly high-brow!
Rated 16 Mar 2014
85
94th
The completion of everything embroiled in the action genre. Unabashedly stupid, increasingly ridiculous and flat-out offensive to every minority group on the planet, Crank 2 takes every cliche possible and throws the switch up to 11. It takes sheer brilliance to make something this profoundly stupid.
Rated 09 Dec 2014
98
98th
As gonzo an action movie as you will ever see. Plus, it has a perhaps the greatest racetrack scene this side of The Killing with its nod to Santa Anita and days gone by. Well, as days gone by as you can get with a man with a battery powered heart having public sex on the backstretch.
Rated 01 Jun 2015
79
6th
Fun to watch. Super corny yet made so "well".
Rated 19 Jun 2015
60
48th
While Crank 1 is full with adrenaline, funny scenes and overall awesomeness, Crank 2 was, to me, very mediocre and a tiring watch. Has a few good scenes, but mostly it's just dumb shit.
Rated 18 Nov 2016
30
3rd
Man, these guys put all their efforts into shooting action scenes in interesting ways and clearly have no idea how to string these scenes together into an entertaining action movie. There is just no momentum maintained between any of the fun bits, and it starts dragging after the ten-minute mark.
Rated 21 Jan 2018
1
1st
This is shit WTF
Rated 21 Oct 2020
80
62nd
There's a certain respect I have that builds for an enterprise like the CRANK films that just wants to go balls-out nuts to presumably cut anyone off at the pass who would dare question it - works mightily well in this case, presenting a crude, ugly, nasty, misogynistic, racist and whatever else view of the world, but does it with such a "who gives a fuck" swagger that it's just glorious entertainment. Can't quite sustain itself for the full 90 minutes, but still jaw agape fun.
Rated 18 Apr 2009
80
67th
Dear me! Is it possible that lightning strikes twice? Oh yes it is. I thought it impossible, but Jason Statham outdoes himself in the even better than the original 2nd outing as Chev Chelios. The story is as coherent as it can be, and the cast is sweet. More of everything, includig MTV film style, which makes this unique. The cameos are ridiculous, and so is everything else. If you liked the first, you have to see this too. And this one also requires a 2nd view. And, Amy Smart's naked again.YAY!
Rated 21 Apr 2009
79
65th
This movie sets the bar for over the top. The seventies had Blaxploitation, the new millennium has Stathamation! My only grip with this film is that it felt that the editor and/or director got tired of the pace and style the set for the first half of the movie. To sum it up, this movie is "El mariachi" on the crank, yo!
Rated 23 Apr 2009
77
71st
Utterly silly and it knows it. Maybe slightly too knowing or too outthere at some points but completely trashy and fun.
Rated 29 Apr 2009
90
79th
Fun-Flick without brain but it got balls and pushes the adrenaline to the top.crazy and insane shot-outs with great stunt scenes and enough ironie to say : "yeah man, gimme more"
Rated 02 May 2009
75
82nd
Helluvva lot of fun, but a weak ending.
Rated 03 May 2009
20
1st
Absolute Crap. Waste of his talent and time.
Rated 10 May 2009
75
58th
A thoroughly enjoyable horrible film, I encourage everyone to have a few drinks before seeing it though, to help ease the bad away.
Rated 11 May 2009
58
29th
A film that revels in its excess, and delivers enough on what it promises. You will, however, have no brain synapses left by the time the credits roll.
Rated 14 May 2009
75
74th
Ultimate Action movie with one of the only good acting action stars, mister Jason Statham. Must see for action junkies.
Rated 15 May 2009
82
67th
Hmmm, so that's what it's like to get screwed on acid. Can't wait for number 3.
Rated 29 May 2009
81
88th
Impossible to zip in more naked chicks and hardcore action in one movie. Awesome
Rated 29 May 2009
60
40th
Follow the movie, do what it's doing. Take nothing seriously and just enjoy the ride :).
Rated 03 Jun 2009
60
62nd
Most amusing.
Rated 04 Jun 2009
38
10th
Oh man!!
Rated 06 Jul 2009
0
7th
Tries to repeat the formula of the first film, almost scene by scene. Fails miserably. A great bore.
Rated 23 Jul 2009
50
36th
Has the same insane and crazy pace of the first movie, provides funny moments but there is almost nothing new in this second movie, then it is not so good, maybe unnecessary.
Rated 29 Jul 2009
95
91st
Brings back the feel of the first and turns the volume up to 11
Rated 17 Aug 2009
55
52nd
doctor7 says it all, just a little bit too much of everything
Rated 26 Aug 2009
65
16th
not as good as the first one, but there are still some pretty entertaining scenes throughout the film. if you enjoyed the first one, then you will differently enjoy high voltage.
Rated 28 Aug 2009
4
0th
So bad it's good? More like so bad it's pathetic. All the value it gets is from entertainment, but even my golden fish felt too smart for this film.
Rated 29 Aug 2009
60
26th
This movie is my guilty pleasure. I did not like any aspect of the movie, but all of them put together were just below the average.

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