Creature

What's more terrifying than a moss-covered half-human, half albino alligator, half inbred swamp dweller? If you guessed "one-foot wide hole in the mud," you win an armadillo (known to carry leprosy, so don't eat it when you get home).

Not good. Not even "bad"-good. It makes me sad because a Louisiana horror movie would be awesome. It could be blues themed! Robert Johnson was said to have sold his soul to the devil for musical ability. A movie about a devil who lives in Louisiana. Why not mine that incredibly cool Faustian vein instead of making a shitty crocodile monster? I'm so angry right now. My awesome idea will never get made AND I just sat through shit!

pretty standard creature in the woods movie. Lots of boobs but whenever someone dies it happens off screen so you dont get to see the gore. Nothing memorable here i'd pass if i were you.

I hate this film so much. It is a poorly told story that has zero excitement or scares. Oh yeah, the entire climax, with the creature facing off against the final character takes place OFF SCREEN! That's right, the final fight takes place where we can't see it. What a waste of something that could have been good.

Really bad, really unoriginal, poorly done, nothing to commend

Holy shit, there sure is a lot of incest in this movie. Seriously, what the hell, man? Sure, there's Sid Haig and a pretty awesome Navy SEAL character, but the overwhelming amount of incest goes way, way past "creepy," flies right by "disturbing," and lands somewhere in the "whoever is responsible for this is seriously fucked up" territory, like the severe schizophrenic who decorates his padded cell with his own feces.

"Like a One Night Stand with Roseanne Barr."

In desperate need of a script the author concocted an idea: An inbred hick's fiancee/sister is eaten by a white alligator! The inbred hick / fiancee-of-the-deceased, tracks down this white alligator to his lair kills the alligator. Then in his rage / for no apparent reason, the hick eats the remains of his fiancee, and became half-alligator/half-man... And the script actually gets worse from there on...

Insanely terrible. I'm so very happy that it bombed at the box office.