Creep

Top badass moment? Whilst watching (and they’re hard to miss) Kathy Willets's very fake breasts, I was reminded of those huge, solid lumps of concrete they disguise as art outside public buildings, to deter lorry-driving terrorists. But for the life of me I can’t think why... However, they were still more convincing than most of the cast. After 13 minutes I was already looking at the timer on the DVD player. 1 cat (fluffy and ginger), 1 (previously prepared) decapitation and no chainsaws.