Crossroads

She's not a girl, not yet a woman NEVER an actress.

After having seen Spice World and now this, I am one movie (Glitter) away from finishing some sort of horrible-musicians-based ritual, unlocking the gates of Kr'Grann, The Netherhell. At least that's what the demonic voice in my heads keeps telling m- ..what's that? Yeah yeah, I'll download Glitter at some point, have some patienc- hey don't take that tone with me! Look, I got you that goat and stole the sacrificial knife, leave me alone while I type this mini-revie- DAMNIT SHUT THE HELL UP!

Bafflingly still stands as the best Eric Clapton biopic I've seen.

Britney Spears' Crossroads is a piece of garbage that would have only been acceptable had she either taken her shirt off or been killed in some way during it.

Lack of nudity = -50. Lack of content = -25 Lack of point = -10 Lack of pulse = -10 Fuck You Factor = -4

This is why I had to stop participating in Girls' Night.

Noo, terrible! Spears can't act, nor sing. I would take a huge shit on this movie if I could, and was a guy (cause that's extremely manly)

This is the only movie I have never seen, but still had the nerve to rank.

miss the days when Britney Spears looked good.

Literally no reason for this movie to be made other than to get Spears on the big screen. 12 points cause some of the peple are attractive.

Three girls from a small town in Georgia have grown apart after their childhood friendship. They agree to take a trip across the country. On the way, they meet a musician who persuades them to travel to Los Angeles for a music competition.

Poor Dan Aykroyd. [Rifftrax is probably Mike's best solo work. Not a lot of stand out Riffs, but plenty of good digs all the same. Don't see Crossroads without it!]

Honestly, Crossroads isn't *that* bad. Oh, it's a mess, but it's not the train wreck it's made out to be. On the surface, it's a BFF road trip movie but, much like the its theme song (Spears' embarrassingly bad, "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"), the film aims to be deeper. Too deep. It's in way over it's head as it awkwardly tries to handle heavy topics such as date rape. Actually, much of it ends up being surprisingly bleak. All the while focusing an uncomfortably heavy male gaze on Spears.

Genre: Romance... yeah right! Genre: Britney Spears failed proyects

*sigh* This was a mistake.

Not truly terrible but a strange little oddity. Why is Britney Spears in this? Entertaining in a bizarre after-school special type way.

See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads So you won't be lonely

I have nothing to say about Crossroads. It is a film. I was expecting something unwatchable with Britney Spears unsuccessfully escaping from a paper bag using only her acting skills. She got out, but it wasn't graceful.

WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY?

Just terrible enough that you'll feel guilty laughing, Crossroads marks the intersection of ego and vanity, providing Spears at the peak of her cultural relevance to give the world a preview of how creatively bankrupt she was going to be in years to come.

I saw this on an airplane (probably the only place where seeing this is excusable). I was expecting a romantic comedy with forgettable musical numbers. Instead I got some attempt at a drama where a bunch of girls out of high school run off with a guy who looks like he's about 32. WTF

Britney Spears is the reason this movie got some attention. But it doesn't deserve it. It's simply a waste of your time.

Twas hard to watch even with a Rifftrax.

Better tahn most people think, but that's doesn't mean anything really...

You know, for a pop star cash-in, it's really not that bad. The biggest problem is that's trying to be a deep emotional road trip movie *and* a frothy cash-in at the same time. (Well, the *biggest* problem is the amount of sexual leering given to Spears's character, which wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't supposed to be a relatively innocent highschooler.) Still, some of the deep emotions manage to strike home, and it's more interesting and approachable than most entries in the genre.

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I forgot how or why I saw this, but I did, and I'm very ashamed of myself.

What is there to say? Britney Spears made a film. Not even worth watching for the moments of her in her underwear.

This is fascinating when you think about this from the meta perspective of what Britney Spears is today. There's a lot of red flags you can find in this movie about Britney's life experience and how she was a controlled idol, the song at the end about her own autonomy comes off as incredulous and the bizarre leering the filming has over Britney's body raises some eyebrows. Though as a movie itself? Utter garbage filled with awful acting and some of the most laughably contrived drama imaginable.

-12.09.2012 - 04:05 w/Buğra edited by Buğra.

Only good thing here is Zoe Saldana.

aw, britney. at least you tried.

In this splendid movie many characters are playing and even sometimes drinking tea. The only problem is with Britney Spears's neighberhood acting what a shame (boosha). Long live the queen.

hehehe

Surprisingly, not completely awful.

Only giving it above a zero for my hero, Seth Romatelli

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What we have is now. And right now, we have each other.

I actually watched this once so I can validate actually reviewing it. It's a movie starring Britney Spears. Review over.

omg

Not the worst movie so I gave it a point.

This is pure atrocity from start to finish. This is rotten garbage to not show to anybody!

bad movie

The only way to see this is with Mike Nelson's Rifftrax enabled, but even then, this is an appalling, cliched, poorly acted, poorly scripted, disjointed, nonsensical waste of good celluloid. It is literally worse than Manos, the Hands of Fate. You'd probably get more entertainment from taking a Black and Decker and drilling it right through the top of your head

DAVID GRUBER ALLEN NEEDED A BIGGER ROLE. HE SHOULD HAVE DRIVEN THE GIRLS TO CALIFORNIA.

Even though it's bad, I still love it.

I admit that I've seen most of this movie. I was on a plane and figured it would be better than doing nothing. I was wrong and I regret it now, but the guilt of willingly watching some of this will be with me forever.

The five points are all for the hilarious RiffTrax.

It's cheap, really. I mean it starts out k i n d a sweet and the girls have chemistry and all (and actual acting talent), but them behaving like cliché 16-year-old white girls all the time can get pretty annoying And the plot just gets too dumb at the end. I so hoped the guy wasn't seriously gonna be the rapist, but....come on. :( And then what the fuck, you introduce a thing like that and they act like he was just being mean to them or something?

Laughably implausible vanity piece for Spears, whose acting is about as deep as her music.

It's shitty, of course. But it's good-hearted shitty, so it can have the full one-star.

bad

What to wait from a movie that Britney Spears is the protagonist? The music already is a garbage.

Like a bad after school special