Cry Wilderness

Needed more Rowsdower.

I'm not asking you to unkumpel me, but I'll understand after this one. I absolutely loved this and I saw it without MST3K. Happened upon it in a Vinegar Syndrome five pack and fell in love with the amazing cinematography, awful dubbing, bizarre plot line, and insane ending. I actually laughed to tears just recapping the movie to my family. I had a fantastic time and my score reflects that. 2.0 on IMDb? Bigfoot loves him!

I hate this movie's title so much, I hate it even more looking at the poster to the left of this. Ugh. UGH.

Bizarre and terrible, so yes please new MST3K.

The Bigfoot costume, the plot, and the acting are all awful. Not sure why they put so much effort into getting so many animals, especially since there are a couple times you can see where they are tied up. MST3K: 70

Incomprehensible fever dream of a kid's film. The best lessons in life are learned by watching a guy die after getting his eyes pecked out by a bird.

There's a particular kind of cheap kids' movie that was very common in the '80s - structurally weird, wandering around 'fun' subjects without much of a focus or direction. This is that, but with some nice nature shots, and also, some startling racism from the characters.

Better than every Happy Madison production

Easily one of the more objectively "polished," visually, of the MST3K lampoons. The whole movie you're like, "Wow! What a great vista. Yep, still shit."

I hope Bigfoot doesn't get the diabetes from all that Coke.

Nope.

So the moral of this story is: When your kid tells you he likes to hang out with hairy men in the woods who want him to bring them gifts, you believe him and get him the help he needs.

Couldn't totally hate it when it's got Mr. Papini & Claire Hansen from The Nightmare Never Ends in it.

Wherein we find out that nature is basically just one great big petting zoo. Abysmally schmaltzy and pointless, with an ongoing laugh track provided by the principals (except for Mr Douglas!).

Enjoyed the parts that were essentially a nature documentary. Big budget to get those animals. jokes aside, laughably awful

Bigfoot is real and strong and he's my friend.

If it's not the worst thing ever filmed, it's so close!

Mst3k: 8/10

I felt like this movie was insulting me the entire time. MST3K almost makes the entire experience bearable... but it wasn't even hilariously bad. The breaks for skits were a welcome relief.