Dark

There's slow-burn and then there's no-burn. This is an awful navel-gazing no-budget attempt at a Polanski rip-off, but Polanski had talent so this doesn't work. The film begins with possibly the most boring and least sexy lesbian sex scene I've even seen, but I think that's it's supposed to be boring so maybe the director knows what he's doing after all. Absolutely nothing happens, it's not building tension it's just boring. Oh one more thing - FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JOE DANTE - oh please