Dear God No!

Part filthy biker movie, part exploitation sleaze, part Bigfoot gorefest, this flick feels like it just crawled out of a scuzzy strip club in 1976. Shot on 16mm film stock, it's one of the nastiest, funniest and most authentic looking neo-Grindhouse flicks I've seen. You know you're watching something special when grungy bikers are casually kicking the naked corpses of nuns into the bushes before the opening credits. I laughed hysterically for the majority of the run time.

Dear God No! would like to make you think it's terrible on purpose but I'm pretty sure it's terrible just because it's terrible.

Should've been so much better.

just a straight garbage movie. There was potential here, the ideas and all the sleaze and dialogue made it seem like it should have been a good movie but the acting and practical effects were so bad that they overwelmed anything good that was happening. Lots of blood and nudity but the blood sprays from behind the actor instead of any wounds and when the gore is happening off screen the actors are making it unbelievable. Sure its terrible on purpose but thats just an excuse for having no talent.

Cheap, useless trash that tries to be shocking but just comes off as childish. It's all just so relentlessly terrible, and just when you think it can't get any worse... Bigfoot outta nowhere.