Dial Help

AKA "Phone--by Giorgio Armani." Whereas women in the US are simply plagued by men who stalk them using a phone, Italian women of the 80s had to deal with actual stalking phones--and not just any stalking phones, but phones which could emit mind-controlling soundwaves (effective not only on handsome neighbors, but also on ceiling fans), could kill a grown man via coin-return, and seduce a sexy model into putting on her lingerie for a telephonic masturbation session in her bathtub-cum-wind tunnel.