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Die Another Day

2002
Suspense/Thriller, Action
2h 13m
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Rated 19 May 2019
50
21st
If this was a Roger Moore Bond it would probably be my favourite. 1987 60 year old Roger Moore, theme song by Adam Ant. Diamond face sucks. The fencing scene is great. James Bond parachuting into London while London Calling blasts was the death rattle for Bond being considered cool. Well cool’ish.
Rated 02 Apr 2007
20
11th
This is where the James Bond franchaise dropped from "well... it's entertaining because James Bond is still cool" to "what in the hell have I just seen?"
Rated 20 Jan 2013
5
12th
Starts off pretty good, then the invisible car and the ice palace show up and it turns into, fuck, I don't know? Diamonds, ice, lasers, pasty albino antagonist, futuristic car chases, harnessing the power of the sun?! Fucking James Bond & Robin?! I don't even know where to start, and there's not enough room here anyway. A master class in pure pants-crapping-crazy film insanity.
Rated 21 Apr 2007
17
14th
Featuring the dubious but well deserved accolade of being of the worst Bond film to date.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
42
5th
A crushing disappointment, and amazingly dull for a 007 movie.
Rated 21 Jul 2008
0
2nd
Tamahori has ruined Bond!
Rated 14 Jan 2010
10
4th
Yes, this is by far the worst Bond movie. Somehow Cleese is bad as the new Q, or maybe the invisible car just rubbed off the stupid. Halle Berry continues at her downward trajectory, and we get a Madonna cameo that would have sucked you out of the movie (but it sucks so hard already *high five*). Do I have to mention the tidal wave of pixellated shame? It's a big letdown too, because the idea of Bond imprisoned is interesting and we'll probably never get a 007 film set in North Korea again.
Rated 20 Dec 2015
0
4th
Die Another Day was not only shitty for a Bond film but just shitty for a movie in general. The direction didn't make sense, the writing was lazy and all of the actors completely mailed it in.
Rated 05 Jan 2007
45
16th
Please die today..
Rated 24 Jan 2007
0
0th
I have a better idea: Die now, and never come back.
Rated 22 May 2007
35
12th
Definitely the worst Bond; there is no competition.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
8th
The lamest Bond film. Yes, even lamer than "Moonraker".
Rated 14 Aug 2007
7
84th
Will I be thrown off Criticker if I admit I kinda sorta enjoy this dork-ass comic book-y CGI fest? (I mean, Roger Ebert himself gave it a thumbs up, so I have some company!) I mean, yes, it's SO UTTERLY stupid. I wish it didn't have an invisible car and virtual reality and CGI tsunami. But the first half with North Korea is actually kinda gritty and neat, Rosamund Pike is a delicious femme fatale, and that Bond/Gustav Graves sword fight, what dumb fun! (Ytadel's series ranking: #19 of 24)
Rated 28 Dec 2007
26
6th
Preposterous! This is easily the weakest Bond I've seen thus far. Halle Berry is a cancer to film.
Rated 22 Sep 2008
36
17th
Invisible cars be damned, this is still better than View To A Kill because at least it feels like a farce on some level. Bond getting brutally tortured felt pretty groundbreaking for this series at the time, but in light of Casino Royale, it doesn't go far enough. The winks to Bond films of old (the gadget scene in this one is essentially one big "HEY, REMEMBER THIS?") are enjoyable, as is Rosamund Pike as a femme fatale. Otherwise, this is crap. Tidal wave surfing? Madonna? Jesus.
Rated 07 Apr 2012
51
23rd
If there is any single reason to see this movie, it is not the attempt to pass an invisible car off as plausible, but to see Madonna fence.
Rated 29 May 2020
81
62nd
The opening is great: it puts Bond in a position we've never seen him in before & makes the stakes really personal. Brosnan is also at his best, bringing a hard edge to Bond that's belied by puns & double entendres that are more eye-rolling than ever. There are 2 big twists & some cool new ideas (invisible car; ice palace; sword fight), but executed in a very cartoonish way (windsurfing off a glacier & awful shock glove efx). Berry is hot but can't convincingly pull off devil-may-care coolness.
Rated 28 Nov 2006
5
5th
I wanted to cry after ten minutes of garbage-infested garbage.
Rated 30 Nov 2006
19
1st
Terrible script, poor acting. Just no.
Rated 19 Mar 2007
52
21st
Probably the worst Bond film in the last couple years, but it's still entertaining in its own right. Hot girls and cool cars are always good, even if what supports them sort of sucks.
Rated 12 Jul 2007
70
14th
...another fairly bad Bond film.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
14th
This movie has lost all of the wry wit of the older Bond movies. Gimmicky action and writing. I feel terrible for Pierce Brosnan.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
4th
I usually cut Bond movies some slack, but this one is probably one of the worst Bonds ever.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
47
9th
Alright action sequences, but the story is unengaging and forgettable, and Madonna's horrible theme and painful cameo make me wish she would just stay away from movies.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
27th
It's bad, but not as bad as I remembered. Has it's moments, especially in the first half.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
3rd
This was my first Bond movie. Yeah.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
83
82nd
Halle Berry bumps this one up an extra ten points
Rated 31 Dec 2007
9
3rd
The final straw for the Bond franchise, I guess. It had an awesome cold-open, but it got worse and worse so fast that I knew they couldn't keep doing this.
Rated 09 May 2008
50
16th
I didn't hate it as much as most people, I thought it was hilarious and I had some fun watching it. Still bad, but could be worse.
Rated 07 Jun 2008
60
17th
Mindless, stupid action, but a lot of fun.
Rated 01 Apr 2009
75
71st
Best performance of Brosnan as Bond. Despite all the exaggeration, as the invisible car, is fun to watch, a movie with great action and charm of the spy. The latest "Quantun of Solace", for example, have not the fun and charm of this.
Rated 06 Apr 2009
67
11th
Trying for the most modern Bond to date, those mindless hacks Purvis & Wade cram a ton of the most uncool, un-Bondlike gimmicks into the film. Jinx is the antithesis to what we want from a Bond girl. An invisible car is a step too far in terms of gadgetry. Same goes for the ice palace, the diamonds in the face, the neural programming, the whole package. Brosnan is up for the role but just looks fed up with the nonsense happening all around him. Please can we go back 50 years and start all over?
Rated 14 Jun 2009
30
9th
Easily the worst Bond movie in recent memory. The plot is ridiculous, the gadgets/technology are stupid, and Halle Berry's character is unbearable.
Rated 02 Jul 2009
40
6th
One of the silliest Bond films, and also one of the worst. Other than a couple of bits, most of this is just plain silly and crappy. They need to fix this series right about now.
Rated 01 Aug 2009
7
6th
Bad, even for Bond.
Rated 11 Sep 2009
30
7th
who is the bigger fool? the ones responsible for dragging on a series that wasnt even good from the start, or the ass who still watches them? im not a fan of the bond series in the least, but i've still probably seen more of them then not. i really need to have a talk with myself about this.
Rated 10 Sep 2011
45
40th
Decent Bond flick despite the fact that the current fashion among Bond fans is to bash the Brosnan films. Some of the action is boring and contrived, but the villain is very good in this one. Too bad this is the last Bond film from Brosnan as he is certainly one of the best if not the best to play the role. Those who take or want to take Bond seriously might be disappointed. Those who already realize the whole franchise is and always has been a joke, will find it somewhat entertaining.
Rated 14 May 2013
4
22nd
Die Another Day is by far the most jumbled Bond film of them all. There are glimmers of thrills and excitement, but the boundaries of stupidity have reached breaking point. Pierce Brosnan remains a great James Bond, no question. But with the exception of Goldenye, his other outings are some of the worst Bond films. Bringing back the Aston Martin was a nice touch. But otherwise the plot, supporting cast, cartoonish set pieces and gadgets ruin this 20th outing that should have been much classier.
Rated 10 Jan 2015
25
17th
The first half of this movie is amazing schlock and then it turns into an hour of stuntmen running away from cartoons. This movie also came out when there was still rubble to be cleaned up at Ground Zero, and here we have terrorists using a giant space laser from their ice hotel. Mission accomplished.
Rated 26 Aug 2017
77
41st
Typical ensemble bond movie Pierce Brosnan is amazing... Rosamund Pike is hot!
Rated 15 Jan 2022
20
19th
A very watchable piece of shit but Madonna. Her song is absolutely putrid. It literally coats the rest of the film in its stink and you can never recover the odious sounds that materialized from her maw. And that dreadful cameo of hers. I know she wanted to be British for a few years but they just had to go and sully their greatest franchise of filmes. And not even for Madonna in her prime when she was the material girl!
Rated 14 Feb 2023
80
75th
A film made for no one else but me, apparently. Let me be clear, this film is not good, but it is so ridiculous that I ended up enjoying it. You know you are in for a treat when the film starts with that Madonna song (Sigmund Freud -- Analyze This!).
Rated 18 Dec 2006
70
13th
an invisible car, james? really?
Rated 21 Dec 2006
23
5th
Thinking of this film makes me angry.23
Rated 09 Mar 2007
74
34th
The series seemed to become a bit too dependant on it's gadgets in Brosnan's Bond finale. This film takes place in some kind of ice castle for whatever reason and it just doesn't seem to work like the other films he had participated in despite the Bond girl being Hale Barry.
Rated 17 Mar 2007
38
12th
Seriously awful.
Rated 01 Apr 2007
60
15th
A very disappointing Bond film, Brosnan still rocks but a weak story drags it down.
Rated 10 Apr 2007
20
6th
Dull Bond film that just made you want to gouge your eyes out in hope that the film would end sooner.
Rated 16 Apr 2007
63
29th
A big wind-up toy of a movie, full of slick, glossy action, flat characters, and hokey one-liners. It throws a lot at the wall, and, for a while at least, most of it sticks.
Rated 26 May 2007
50
36th
Seen em all.
Rated 04 Jun 2007
0
1st
worst crap ever
Rated 12 Jun 2007
1
4th
rofl
Rated 01 Jul 2007
30
7th
Everything about this flick is ill-conceived, from the horrible Madonna-helmed theme song, to an invisible car in a melting ice hotel, to the casting of Halle Berry and the asian guy with the diamond-face.
Rated 11 Jul 2007
25
7th
Forgettable. Indeed, forgotten.
Rated 03 Aug 2007
62
10th
Brilliant opening sequence followed by two hours of dogshit.
Rated 07 Aug 2007
30
1st
The height of excess and bloat that typified the Bond franchise before Casino Royale. A terrible movie that had one good swordfight in it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
67
9th
Starts off exciting and fresh, but winds up unplausable and too elaborate.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
86
65th
I like James Bond movies
Rated 14 Aug 2007
64
39th
Not much of a Bond film, but doesn't deserve too bad of a rep.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
78
40th
Like how a child on a sugar-rush would describe a Bond-film, but dammit, I liked it. "Prepare to meet gravity, Mr. Graves!"
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
13th
Painfully inept - at once the most action packed Bond movie, and the most boring. The direction is clumsy, the script is shoddy, the actors are bland, and Halle Berry is in it. Bond films are not the place for CGI (surfing scene!) and yo momma jokes.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
20th
Not the greatest Bond movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
65th
Thought this one was the most original of the recent ones. Standard Bond entertainment.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
21st
Fairly weak, but better than most of the recent bond films, excluding Goldeneye
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
55th
Pretty good, Brosnan is cool as Bond, very dishy.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
58th
I don't even remember which one this was, but I'd grade all the James Bond films the same - they're all worth watching. If you're looking for a within-Bond-comparison... you'll have to find some other reviews.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
50th
007 looks great in a tux!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
10th
As a nearly obsessive fan of the 007 series, it pains me to say this about any Bond film, but... I hate this movie. It's a throwback to the campy, gadget-heavy Bonds of the mid-70's and 80's, and, though it worked back then, that kind of stuff just doesn't fly anymore. I consider this the worst 007 film. Total crap!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
13th
can't tell one from another.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
43
17th
Gets my vote for worst Bond film. It's mainly for the lackluster direction and CGI which is shockingly bad for a big budget film from 2002. They’ve obviously aimed at something different with the story and for once pre-credits scene is vital for the plot, but it evolves into a straight to video action film with laughable DNA altering masks, bland villain, Bond surfing in front of blue screen and worst of all an invisible car. Even title song is weak. Plus point for Giallo vet. Simon Andreau.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
11th
Bond is back and on crack
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
66th
007 says it all.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
15th
The last several Bond movies have all sort of blended together into an unmemorable mass. I don't even remember who was in this one.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
63rd
I love Bond movies and Mr. Brosnan does not disappoint. Like most of the Bond moivies, this one is entetaining enough for those who enjoy the genre.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
72
39th
Not the best Bond movie, but Pierce Brosnan is good. Halle Berry is superb. Movie loses 20 points due to addition of Madonna.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
8th
A terrible bond movie. Bad special effects, a below average story and lame side characters. Would have been better off as a spoof.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
43
33rd
The direction the Franchise is going is... intresting. Halle Berry is hot, but she can't fill the void herself. Pierce Brosnan is very helpful to pick up the slack... but the movie still manages to be very forgetable.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
62
3rd
Bond = Boring (for me as least).
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
17th
Bad bond - a summary of why they have decided to take a more gritty approach with Casino Royale.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
42nd
Best Bond movie since Goldeneye, but Halle Berry came THIS CLOSE to ruining it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
5th
Far too over the top for my liking, especially in the end.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
12th
James Bond: American Hero.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
10th
Notice the lack of actual plot in the synopsis? That's pretty much the movie, too. Berry "ain't all that", and Pierce is not at his best, either. Bonus points to Pike, though. And a LOT of negative points for the CGI "stunt" towards the end (you know the one if you see it). All in all, Bond by a bunch of fanboy kids: painful and cold.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
16th
A steadfast reminder that we will never be able to enjoy Bond the way it was enjoyed years ago.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
20th
Watchable only as escapist action garbage. This is the same drivel recycled ad nauseum for no real reason other than to reaffirm the male stereotypes of killing the bad guy and getting the hot girl. Bond was good in the past, but the concept is wearing thin.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
62
42nd
A Bond film that will probably only truly satisfy those who watch merely for the stunt work.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
1st
Poor James. Look what they've done to you.
Rated 19 Aug 2007
5
1st
A new low for the Bond series since Roger Moore left the post.
Rated 21 Aug 2007
9
14th
Crap
Rated 22 Aug 2007
7
0th
Why is this happening to me?
Rated 24 Aug 2007
45
19th
Wow, this series was really on its death knell before Casino Royale breathed a little life into it. Perfect timing, too.
Rated 16 Sep 2007
45
14th
Dull Bond film with a good opening and some nice sets.
Rated 15 Oct 2007
80
40th
Love Daniel Craig...he is muy sexy! I was left wanting however, a bit of humor in his portrayal of the legendary Mr. B. Sigh. Oh well. The wet washboard abs almost made up for it.
Rated 16 Oct 2007
85
38th
Vibing on its Madonna-helmed techno soundtrack, this movie is a smooth and fun ride, right up to the invisible car. And clunky dialogue. Sometimes plays almost like a parody of a Bond movie.
Rated 23 Oct 2007
62
25th
A great pre-title sequence and interesting premise is wasted in a limp rehash of several previous entries. Brosnan's age (and paunch) is showing hard, the inventive stunts inherit to the franchise eschewed in favour of poor CGI and the supposed "witty" dialogue is painful. There is the odd good moment, such as the references to every previous film but after this campy mess, it is rather obvious why the studio opted for a reboot of the series with the excellent "Casino Royale"
Rated 26 Oct 2007
75
50th
This movie was okay for a James Bond movie, but it was missing the truly cool spy scenes that make the movies so awesome.
Rated 04 Dec 2007
20
17th
Piece Brosnan's excellent, and not at all monotonous and boring, acting attributed to the shear splendiveristy of this film. As did the cardboard like charms of miss Berry. Nothing could topple this movie masterpiece short of castrating a live donkey on film. Bravo!
Rated 02 Jan 2008
80
60th
Talk about going out with a Bang! A celebration of Bond over the past 20 years with a small homage to each of the previous films hidden away within the film. Spectacular stunts, some great locations and a half decent villain. Some good characterisations from supporting cast. OK lets forget the invisible car ... but otherwise a great Bond outing.
Rated 13 Jan 2008
55
37th
Eh, it's bond, and somewhat catchy if you can endure the infantile double-entrede and predictable plot twists.
Rated 20 Jan 2008
68
41st
Entertaining and dumb Bond fun, but a bit stupid, a bit full of itself, a bit self-parodying, and some visual letdowns.

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