Donkey Punch

Ahahaha, I can't even believe this movie is something that's real. It's pretty bad, but I just love the fact that someone decided it was a good idea to make a movie about a tragic donkey punch, and producers and actors and crew rallied to do just that. I love that there were call sheets and budget binders with "Donkey Punch" on top. I love that the first act ends with a seven-minute softcore orgy scene. I love everything about this movie except the part where you actually watch it.

How could anyone think this was a good idea for a film?

It's basically one of the most absurd, ridiculous films I've ever seen. And at the end of the film, looking back on it, Donkey Punch is just so laughable. Grade: F

One death is a premise. A second death is a plot twist. The number of deaths in this film exceeds the bounds of plausibility to such a degree that the people behind it all come out looking like clowns. Murderous, seafaring clowns.

Only to be picked up due to curiosity. The cover also stated having received a 4 star review which left me stumped less of course the reviewer really enjoys their obscure sexual acts.

By all rights this movie deserves a score less than 10 on here. It's full of bad acting, a stupid plot with an absolutely idiotic gimmick that boggles the mind as to how producers were lured into putting money into the film. With that said I simply have to give it a higher score because it's actually called Donkey Punch. There is legal documentation about a film named Donkey Punch. Quite literally people may have on their resume that they worked on Donkey Punch. That, to me, is hilarious.

Sloppy and amateurish, full of irritating british twats.

Interesting to watch--probably easier to do so if you have some familiarity with obscenely thick British accents. For the life of me, I couldn't understand one-quarter of the dialogue. It doesn't say anything new, and it becomes a generic and predictable last-person-standing story by the third act, but it's a fun movie to watch with friends.

Wade through the boring shallow first 30 or so minutes, then some semi-decent softcore shots.. proceed to people panicking in what is supposed to be a tense situation. Ick, even the gore wasn't good enough to save this one. Gore has saved many a bad movie, for me.

This was actually pretty good if you're not the chuckling nerd in the room trying to impress everyone by noticing that the premise is absurd.

Is the point of the film to tell youth to ease up on the partying? Bit of Murphy's Law in here as well. Goes from teens rumping to rollocking.

hah. Donkey Punch. Get it?

British "Very Bad Things". Nowhere near as good.

This was hilarious...

* Casting, Acting : 5 * Script : 5 * Directing, Aura : 7 * Ease of Viewing : 7 * Naked Eye : 6

I like Brit flicks. They always seem to have this aesthetic of dread that American movies can rarely match. And British movies have the market cornered on real, raw emotion. But onto the important stuff: the girls are BEAUTIFUL. Not just sex appeal it's real *beauty*. And it's always fun to see truly beautiful girls get down. Full frontal nudity and good simulated sex scenes are included in the price of admission. Not to mention some excellent and the most innovative kill scenes I've ever seen.

Didn't care if any of these mindless characters lived or died... which takes the suspense out. Interesting twist on a familiar formula, but just another passable thriller.

Self consciously edgy drama with a token sex scene involving a supposedly shocking act and further novel death sequences. Sadly the characters are so annoying you don't care about their fates anyway,

At first, I couldn't believe people made a movie about an actual donkey punch. Afterwards, I wished people had decided not to make a movie about an actual donkey punch. Apart from some decent cinematography, this stupid snoozefest has about as much class as the asshole characters in it.

this movie has so many positives but it also has so many negatives...the positives some of the kills were awesome..the flair gun scene worth the price of admission..the negatives the sex scene while realistic was boring..the opening twenty something mins were so slow and seemed to go nowhere its like dont you want us to follow you or care...the movie as a whole the last 35 mins were better than Dead Calm..all in all a ok movie that could have been so much better with better writing and direction

Just read Ytadel's review.

"...a good trashy thriller."

"Keeps the tensions percolating, and you gorehounds will find a few nasty moments worth seeing."

"So aware of genre conventions, manipulations, and symbolism that it functions more like an intellectualized primer than an actual terrifying experience." - Nick Schager

Okay Thriller

"Donkey Punch opens strong, but loses its way at the first major plot point. A potentially intriguing thriller devolves into a generic "last man standing" movie that borrows liberally from better films."

+ recommended

The best part about this movie is how it sounds on paper. The product itself, sadly, does not live up to its "potential". (1/5)