Dragon Wars: D-War

This movie gave me the D.

That 25 isn't for how good the movie was, cause that would have made it a ZERO. The 25 is for one of the best times I've ever had with my friend watching this movie. We laughed the entire time! The movie starts out in a flashback of a flashback of a flashback. This lasted for a half hour and me and my friend completely gave up on the plot. From that point we just laughed at how rediculous this was. The dragon battles were just ok. Make sure you watch this with a friend, being drunk would help.

Sheer garbage. There is nothing postive I can say about the film except that the CGI isn't completely terrible. Except for that, the film is atrocious. The story is retarded, it has a flashback within a flashback within a flashback (seriously), the action scenes feel like they're out of Power Rangers with a simply larger budget and the dialog is about on par with the new Star Wars films. Awful film, not so bad it's good, just plain awful.

This Movie is a great joke it's not a B-Movie it's a C-Movie.C for Crap from the beginning till the end !!

As you'd expect Dragon Wars is a cheesy and brainless action film, focusing on a giant serpent creature despite the title. Most of the action involves running away from the serpent monster, which then proceeds to destroy many cars and buildings. The plotline is pretty much lost amidst the CGI effects which are for the mostpart surprisingly good. There's niggles here and there though, like forgetting to animate in a troop of soldiers and the dodgy looking choppers. Watchable and not overly bad.

Should have been called "Running from the Giant Snake" because that's what the majority of this film is. A giant snake, not a dragon. Amazingly, it contains EVEN LESS DRAGONS than Reign of Fire.

A superb parody of cheap-ass, moronic, ugly sfx laden monster/disaster movies. What... what do you mea-.. not a parody? Are you sure? With the acting so terrible and the script so atrocious, I assumed... Oh, wow. Just.. wow.

I just thought I would give this film a chance....I regret it.

So bad it's actually funny.

The CGI's not bad. That's the best that can be said about this horrible mess of a film.

Oh, another one I forgot I saw. HILARIOUS.

OMFG DWAR!!!! What I LOVED the most: the 45-minute long flashback of a flashback of a flashback.

Doesn't deserve the truly negative and hateful remarks and scores it gets. It is a well made film with quite good effects and CG with good action scenes. It is a fantasy flick and if you enjoy the style and enjoy seeing dragon movies than you should definitely give er a go.

While we receive good shots of dragons with relative frequency, the acting is so terrible, and the writing so bad, that it is not altogether worth it. Only watch it if you have something else going on to distract you from the mindlessness. The dragons are pretty cool looking.

eng; (gute animationen aber film feht eine story)

I'm glad that someone finally illustrated the mythology behind the art on my old trapper keeper.

A piece of utter brain-dead schlock, but has an energy and vitality about it that elevates it above its status as a bargain basement cheapie – with expectations appropriately tempered, there’s much to enjoy here, with some well-wrought action sequences and creature design propelling the film past some lumpy exposition. It’s always fun to see Forster, but the cast highlight is Robinson, injecting some manic energy as needed against the more doleful Behr and Brooks. No keeper, but still good fun.

I was in the mood to watch a really bad movie, and this did not disappoint! Fun concept, but they had to lay waaaaay too much pipe to get the backstory out. The dialogue is suitably atrocious, but it sometimes gets covered by the bad sound mix. Behr & Robinson are competent actors, but I'm pretty sure even they knew how bad it was (that or the director told everyone to phone it in with cheesy readings.)

I almost considered giving this film a good score as it is so horribly made that it was fun to laugh at. I hope the people that created this weren't trying to make a good film.

Alte Chinesische Geschichte gespielt in neumoderner Zeit!

If you know what RiffTrax are, watch this with RiffTrax. Hilarious. "That must be a pretty serious injury, he wasn't able to shake it off like that point blank gun shot wound." Instant classic. Actually even without the rifftrax, this is pretty hilariously bad. Like really bad. Really really bad.

Very bad, 25 points for the pleasure of making fun of it.

First of all, director does not know the basics of the movie making: story jerks and sound is time to time unhearable. CGI is odd combination of cheesy and excellent. This piece is really made for kids. Amanda Brooks is hot, but she hardly talks in her part. I don't want to say anything about the story.

Did you know this movie cost $75 million? That this movie is the most expensive movie ever made in South Korea? And the most recognizable actor they could hire was Darryl from The Office?

Starts off with promising Z-grade fun (how can you not love overlong flashbacks within flashbacks), but then quickly devolves into messy and boring sub-SciFi Channel crap.

This probably benefitted a lot from being viewed back to back to Dungeons and Dragonsbut this one just really doesn't belong in the imdb bottom 100. Better than plenty of these CG Korean monster movies I've seen and decently entertaining. D-War is also one of the single greatest titles/subtitles of all time.

Didn't hate the costumes. An eight year old me might've enjoyed it, still recognised it was shit but enjoyed it.

DRAGONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The story is terrible, hilariously contrived with umpteen flashbacks and back to back "it was just a dream" moments but it's all just a weak excuse for serpents, dragons and magic knights to have an all out war against modern military in an urban setting and it does a pretty entertaining job of that. Pure brainless action movie fun.

Probably the biggest mistake I've made in my young life.

inept, but fascinating piece of cultural misappropriation (korea -> hollywood -> korea)

Absolutely horrid Korean film. Watch the Rifftrax version, stay away from it otherwise.

The most expensive South Korean film ever made falls on its backside the moment actor Robert Forster has to deliver exposition that is 1) wooden and 2) about a deeply unoriginal mythology for the film. Most of it consists of bland protagonists running away from a giant, unappealing CGI snake and a forced story about following one's destiny (frankly the concept of destiny can go fuck itself if it makes people act like these paper-thin characters do). Just avoid it, it's not worth it.

omg this is bad...really bad not one minute of this movie is worth even discussing...a waste of time

i think i would liked better if it would be an anime, but it was not bad

Yawn

What a boring movie about fighting giant snakes.

LOVED IT!! It was hilarious (although I doubt that it was meant to be as funny as I considered it). A must for anyone who loves dragons and not-very-good plots.

This uh, this isn't very good.

An absolute nonsensical mess with some kinda cool dragon fights that really had nothing to do with anything...

It has some heart and a few good action sequences, but nothing can save it from its own awfulness. Luckily, I had low expectations going into it.

HaHa, that was so bad.

This movie was already running around 15 minutes when i sat at the cinema, but after 5 minutes i wish i was late 2 hours

This is just... I can't... this movie is just so bad! There aren't even this many flashbacks in Lost!

Awful film, but it knows it.

Dumb, crass, silly, awful and AWESOME.

10 just for depiction of unknown higher powers.

Whoever made the trailer deserves a raise. I actually voluntarily watched this. Two years late, I've still never forgiven myself.