Dune Warriors

The low budget ensured they could only afford five warriors for this post apocalyptic retelling of Seven Samurai. That should tell you everything you need to know but you want sordid details: there's an abundance of Carradine thigh, one explosion for every three minutes of runtime, and a tender embrace is sealed with a first kiss while in the background the cries of a woman being gang-raped can be heard. Oofta