Embrace of the Vampire

Had a cool look to it but such an awful script and performances I only just made it to 30 mins -narrowly missed a 0.

In terms of actual filmmaking and storytelling, this is a zero, probably one of the worst films I've seen. However, I'll give it a little extra credit for extremely high-quality nudity. I'm not talking about just a couple quick tit flashes, but like, minutes-long sequences of the protagonist and another girl getting head-to-toe naked and sucking on each other's nipples and eating pussy. Plus general locker room nudity, exposition delivered while topless in panties for no reason, etc. Good stuff.

A remake of the 1995 Alyssa Milano movie of the same name - a remake that I do not see the reason to make. As I remember it, the remake neither does it better nor worse than the original. Luckily it is not a scene-for-scene reshoot, so it does feel new. However, as it goes for the original movie, it's still rely a great deal on the occasional female nude scenes to keep itself upright.