Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

It's awkward, only occasionally amusing, and just doesn't work.

Slow, but not a bad way to waste two hours if you have a real thing for Uma Thurmann.

This should have been a lot better than it is.

ok

Remember that time Gus Van Sant went insane and made a movie that basically seems like something John Waters, David Lynch, and Emir Kusturica would come up with together during a bad peyote trip? I really wanted to be able to call this my favorite Van Sant film, but it's really too undeniably flawed and problematic (but at least endearingly so), but i did like it perhaps despite my better judgement. Of course it helps that i just really like stilted, unnatural dialogue and absurdity.