Exit to Eden

Somehow got lost in the shuffle of 1994 movies even though I found it to be slightly more erotic than Junior.

So, let me get this straight. You tried to get Sharon Stone for the female lead, but then settled on Rosie O' Donnell? Yes, I see how that makes perfect sense. P.S.: Kill yourself.

Now having seen it, I'm still not convinced Rosie O'Donnell isn't a man.

Remember, someone once thought it would be a good idea to put Rosie O'Donnell in a bondage outfit.

I'm giving this generally awkward, unfunny, and incompetent movie some pity points for two reasons: 1, I've never seen anything like it before in my life. Half tropical-themed softcore porno, half 80s-esque buddy cop comedy starring and narrated by Rosie O'Donnell. What the hell?! And 2, boobs! Sometimes you pop in a sex comedy and are disappointed to see only 1-2 scenes with boobs, but this movie has 12-15 scenes with boobs. Dana Delany repeated takes one for the team and gets out her breasts.

Nooossa!! esse eu vi num dia à tarde com a minha mãe e morremos de vergonhaaaaa!!!! mas foi engraçado!!!

High scores for those of you who want to see Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd in S&M gear.

The normies do kink! While there are a few particular moments where this movie manages to be sex-positive and/or touch on some kind of meaningful engagement with BDSM, it shows all the scars of being chopped apart and put back together by the kind of people who give female orgasms an NC-17 rating. Honestly, though? Rosie O'Donnell looks *amazing* in that outfit.

What's stinks is that this is really a pretty good book. The audiobook is read in part by Gillian Anderson of X-Files fame. But seeing Rosie O'Donnell in leather pretty much swore me off leather-chicks for life. Pretty sickening.

Much like watching a massive train wreck... you are too horrified to keep watching... and yet you can't turn away!

Godawful.

bad movie

It's terrible, despite being about bdsm.

bad

Oh God, yes I saw it. I'm sorry. Unfunny, unbelievable bad. And yes, I read the book too which was very erotic and very good. I can't believe Anne Rice let her name stay on the credits.