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I once left my phone's video camera on by accident and made a better short film than this.

C'mon Yoko, they were doing this when cameras were first invented. You're 60 years too late.

Yoko Ono is terrible at life.

"Un Chien Andalou" [1929] - just to show an example of something much older and MUCH more original.

Oh god, who would make such an awful piece of... wait, what the fuck? Yoko again? Ah, jesus christ, woman.

Agrh.

A profound allegory. OK, I'm joking.

No, you don't get to be art. Sorry. Not as deeply irritating to me as some of Andy Warhol's "artistic" "films", but it's really just worthless.

Wouuuvvv masterpiece! A clever art!

This is just nothing. Lame.

Well, this is about as pretentious as film gets but there is a little bit of tension the first time you watch it...like maybe you're waiting for something crazy to happen.

fluxfilm#9 AND fluxfilm#15. it's that fucking rad.

Eh.... Huh?!

Blink and you'll miss it.

Well, I guess it delivers? I felt like I was watching a few frames from a snuff film or part of the video from "The Ring."

Yoko, fuck you.