Final Destination 2

When the window fell on that annoying kid, I was all like, "YEAH!" but then I was like all "hell no!" because I learned about physics from sesame street, which allowed me to figure that it takes a little more to turn a kid into applesauce. I think the gore would have been cooler had they stuck with the actual science. But squib packs are cheap i guess.

Reminds me of F13: The Final Chapter as they understand the appeal of the series and play to its strengths. Absurdly fun for something with so little substance. Actually, most things this fun seem to be of little substance. Nothing wrong with fun. I'm a fun guy. Pieces falling into place.

The plot is totally ridiculous, of course, but the various death scenes are a hoot.

Some of the best death sequences, ever. Fun and better than the first installment.

Abject filmmaking and an insulting follow-up to a popular original. The first film was a decent weirdo latecomer to the teen horror cycle, then they spent three years making this pile of garbage, and threw it in the faces of unexpectant fans who were just happy to see a sequel. One of only a handful of films that I've walked out on and successfully claimed my money back because someone in the box office had seen it and felt bad enough about it.