Five Across the Eyes

An utter tripe fest of grandpa's nose clippings that is so horrendously bad that you find yourself sucked in, in a nutty vortex of "must watch to clarify this is this worst film ever" kind of a way. Nothing about this film even attempts to rescue it from the dark and stinking pit that is human excrement. The acting is overwhelmingly shameful, the direction and filming are like a couple of batty old women that have lost thier bra's ,wobble wobble wobble, gabble gabble gabble, the makeup is laugha

SPOILER: For the first half of this movie I was ready to give this a score of 1. But the annoying technical incompetence eventually lended itself to the tension and drama once it really began to unfold. And I admire the film for having the courage to be a modern horror film that actually has a somewhat happy ending.

"Recommended pretty much exclusively to the serious horror spelunkers who are willing to overlook a bunch of low-budget speed bumps, Five Across the Eyes is a flawed and slightly overlong piece of indie horror ... but if I'm still thinking about a horror flick nine days after watching it, that's got to be considered some sort of compliment."

It Had Good Scenes, But I Could Not Stand The Screaming And The Very Low Budget...

No production value whatsoever!

Absolutely awful film which actually became enjoyable to watch because it was so bad. Imagine 5 (annoying) girls screaming in a car. Fin.