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Foodfight

2012
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 31m
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Rated 20 May 2019
0
0th
Once you get locked into a serious Shitty Movie Watching habit, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. Together with begoniabol, I've seen some shit. CGI birds exploding. Adam Sandler in drag. Rob Schneider's face. A Santa with muscles. CGI fish with clipping issues. Neil Breen's ass. But nothing compares to this absolute soul-crushing experience. To everyone who was able to watch this in one go and not in 5 minute chunks spaced out between weeks; you are either a goddamn hero or insane.
Rated 11 Dec 2012
0
0th
Maybe the ugliest film I've ever seen, visually or morally. Literally compares serving children healthy foods instead of sugary cereals advertised by cartoon characters to the Holocaust. And when coupled with the strangely sexualized female characters, this film takes "commodity fetishism" to new heights.
Rated 12 Dec 2012
0
0th
This movie is repugnant. It directly compares generic brands to Nazis. It implies exploiting children's attachment to cartoons is a right as sacred as freedom of speech. It unsubtlely implies a dichotomy between rampant consumerism and fascist governments. It treats brand loyalty as akin to patriotism. It's one of the most direct statements of capitalism as the one true faith I've ever seen in film. And I don't even want to try and touch on the bizarre sexualization of the female characters.
Rated 14 Dec 2012
0
0th
I want to murder this movie and then myself.
Rated 11 Dec 2012
0
0th
jesus christ dude
Rated 14 Dec 2012
0
4th
Like injecting pure despair directly into your heart. You will never know joy again.
Rated 15 Jun 2013
0
0th
I can't stop screaming.
Rated 19 May 2019
0
0th
On May the 15th, 2019, around 20:25, me and Barthalen have achieved the impossible. After dosing this movie out, 5 min per time, over 3-4 years, we finally did it. We couldn't have done it any other way, the pain during and after every 5 minutes was way too much. It was a good preparation for every Schneider movie that followed though, making it easier to deal with that shit. This movie replaces Blubberella with the worst movie I've ever seen. Fuck this movieeeeeeee.
Rated 03 Jun 2019
0
0th
And I saw when the angel opened the seal, and I beheld four beasts. And lo, on the first trump, I beheld a dog, and its name was Pestilence, and its voice was Sheen. On the second trump, the skies parted, and with fire flew Bigotry, and its name was Brady. On the third trump, I beheld a pale Mistress, and upon her image all cried with a loud voice, and there was much lamentation. And lo, on the last trump, from hell rose the Whore, and with her came madness, and woe, and all wept bitter tears.
Rated 12 Feb 2020
21
0th
If you take five minutes to read about the utter production failure, you'll see that this was never actually completed, something completely evident when viewing. The CG ten years old at time of release, which in computer animated terms is about three centuries of technological advancement. That said, it was NEVER going to be a great movie, it had nothing for adults, was boring, and had no decent laughs. What you see here is an insurance company recouping everything it can from a bad investment.
Rated 12 Dec 2012
0
0th
Possibly the worst animated movie ever made. Generic brands are literally made out to be nazis next to the noble name brands. There is nothing about this movie that isn't as awful as it could possibly be. It is staggering.
Rated 12 Dec 2012
0
0th
I absolutely hate people who will call a mildly bad or ill-directed movie the worst movie they've ever seen. With that said, I would call this movie the very worst movie I've ever seen in my life: the ugliest, the most annoying, the worst written, the most cloying to even listen to, and the most morally reprehensible. That it targets children only makes its blind endorsement of brand-name products and consumerism and its invocation of Holocaust imagery infinitely more unforgivable.
Rated 13 Dec 2012
0
0th
This is the Boondock Saints of animation: a repugnant, derivative labor of love by a moneyed meathead who refused to give up on his stupid, stupid dream.
Rated 22 May 2018
0
0th
I'm an EMT & an RN student. I've seen terrible things. I've cleaned diarrhea from the ass cracks of convalescing alcoholics. I've taken morbidly obese diabetics with necrotic feet out of hoarder homes. This is the worst fucking atrocity I have ever witnessed. Because somebody - no not somebody, a whole team of somebodies - made this, intentionally, for entertainment purposes. This wasn't an accident, or addiction out of control. This was done on purpose, & marketed to children. JFC. I hate mysel
Rated 21 May 2019
0
0th
Sometimes I crave to search for and view films with a reputation for being complete and utter garbage. Sometimes I'm a total idiot.
Rated 14 Dec 2012
0
0th
This is it, the worst movie.
Rated 15 Dec 2012
0
0th
The worst thing in the world.
Rated 16 Dec 2012
0
0th
Watched it before Wreck It Ralph and for some reason compared to that movie this was like forcibly having your genitals shocked with a low, current, painful electric current off a car battery Watching Foodfight is like getting tortured is what I'm trying to say
Rated 03 Jan 2013
30
0th
Animation that looks like a cutscene from a 1995-era PS1 game. A story you will never believe anyone older than eleven could have cobbled together and felt it acceptable. Voice "acting" I could improve upon with a dictaphone, helium and AutoTune. Product placement real and fictional!! destroying the minds of kids everywhere (if they watched this shite, which they didn't.) And innuendo worthy of Two and a Half Men sat alongside Dora the Explorer-level character development.
Rated 01 Feb 2013
0
4th
I was too distracted by the incoherent presentation, the confusing plot and the bizarre animations too notice how twisted, manipulative and despicable the film's message really is while watching it. I laughed a lot throughout, and I can honestly say I was entertained, but when it comes down to it this is easily the single worst animated film ever made, and I am pretty sure could not be worse if it tried. And the puns. Oh god, the puns.
Rated 08 Jan 2017
0
0th
Because what better way to teach your kids about the atrocities of the Holocaust than having your favourite household brands duke it out with their Third Reich inspired counterparts. But even if you look past its shameless propaganda, blatantly offensive racial stereotypes and thinly veiled sexual innuendos, this is an utterly joyless and godawful looking pile of junk that made me want to gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty spork. You've been warned.
Rated 05 Dec 2018
0
0th
Sixty five million dollars. Yes, that's right, million. What a way to launder money. I went into this fully prepared to give it a cheeky "still a better talking food movie than Sausage Party", but no. This is actually the worst animated movie I've ever seen. Truly reprehensible.
Rated 28 Oct 2012
35
30th
Wow, Charlie Sheen is actually a total dog! Go figure!
Rated 13 Dec 2012
0
5th
This is the cinematic equivalent of poop on your balls. Says Ryan, "I wish I could fully express my loathing for this monstrosity's subtext." Good thing I was high.
Rated 17 Jan 2013
15
1st
At first I was able to laugh at its badness, but as the movie went along I found myself getting angry at it all. The heinous animation, the astonishingly awful character design, the humor that wasn't just unfunny but confusing and out of place, and of course the Holocaust imagery. Are children supposed to find the Holocaust funny? This isn't the worst movie I've ever seen (it's close though), but it is the worst feature animation I've ever seen.
Rated 27 Jan 2013
2
0th
Probably the worst computer animation on record--it looks worse than the BLOOPERS from SHREK. And the script is pretty awful, too: an incoherent mash-up of wretched puns, references to other films, and a strange anti-generic brand message, backed up by TONS of product placement. The voice cast (including Charlie Sheen and Wayne Brady) try and get it over with as quickly as possible--but this still sat on the shelf for over a decade. A creepy, boring, unfunny cold-farted itch of a film.
Rated 15 Jun 2013
0
1st
It was a perfectly good bag of chips...
Rated 13 Aug 2013
0
0th
Why did I just watch a movie about the supermarket holocaust?
Rated 31 Jul 2014
61
53rd
A truly incredible, beautiful bad movie. Not quite the room but genius all the same
Rated 01 Jan 2015
1
2nd
fuck armageddon this is hell
Rated 04 Aug 2015
0
0th
I threw up after watching this movie. Can't tell if it was cause of how horrible it was, or the bottle of rum I needed to get through it.
Rated 11 Sep 2020
0
0th
Ok, but what do you want me to say?
Rated 20 Nov 2012
13
11th
Unwittingly a subversive masterpiece that undermines the corporate propaganda and marketing that teaches us to idolise and love the branding of many products that we buy. It sets up a war between "good guys" (All our favourite logos) and "bad guys" (some generic evil brand x) and yet, because of a massive plot hole, the lesson to be learned - if you can see it - is that all logos are just a front for faceless corporations who are all evil. It is still awful though, don't watch it.
Rated 12 Dec 2012
2
0th
To be fair, this was only released because of a lawsuit; the producers should have just paid up. Debatably the worst thing Charlie Sheen's ever done. Animation is worse than 1980s Pixar shorts. What isn't hammy and generic is horrifying and contains disturbing subtext. This movie is sloppily made, fetishistic and reprehensible.
Rated 14 Dec 2012
0
0th
this movie is moronic; it beggars belief
Rated 14 Dec 2012
0
0th
1 Cor. 13:10 But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away
Rated 22 Nov 2013
0
4th
"It's a battle between the World's most beloved brands and the forces of darkness." Bastards.
Rated 29 Sep 2014
0
0th
Somehow even worse than expected.
Rated 18 Dec 2015
0
0th
I forgot that I actually watched this, jesus christ.
Rated 11 May 2016
0
0th
I watched the trailer and that was too much. Almost literal eye cancer.
Rated 14 Jun 2016
0
0th
F: Worst animation in any movie, ever. This film didn't deserve its budget, its voice actors, or a widescreen release. Absolutely horrific.
Rated 06 Nov 2017
5
0th
Truly astonishing that this film was made, and even stranger that I somehow sat through it.
Rated 18 Jul 2018
88
86th
Possibly my favorite computer animated movie of all time
Rated 20 Oct 2018
3
0th
Watching this movie must be what it's like to completely lose your mind.
Rated 19 Sep 2019
2
0th
"The Flop House" brought me here. DEAR GOD!
Rated 10 Feb 2020
1
3rd
It's funny for how bad it is. But other than that it's awful.
Rated 04 Jun 2021
0
0th
but wow, what a moment...
Rated 19 Jun 2021
3
0th
So the character designs are bad, made worse by the animation; the direction is bad, the pacing worse, the script made simultaneously of cliches *and* absolute nonsense; and it's full of racism, fatphobia, queermisia and more. But the truly reprehensible thing? If your bad guys have not just Nazi-esque styles but genuine references to their rhetoric and systemic dehumanization, you have to fucking pay that off, give it the weight it deserves. This uses that shit to sell Cheetos and Mr. Clean.
Rated 22 Mar 2023
1
0th
You go into these movies hoping it's so bad it's good. This is so bad it's bad. Do not subject yourself to even 5 minutes of this movie.
Rated 19 Feb 2024
5
0th
Abysmal, tasteless trash. Being annihilated softened nothing.

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