For Y'ur Height Only

Tiny little midget psychopath who sounds like Jon Lovitz kills someone basically every minute why are you still reading this go absorb this film.

If you don't think a floor-sliding, leisure suit wearing Filipino midget kicking people in the balls for 80 minutes isn't the height of entertainment, we probably can't be friends. This li'l dude also has a higher bodycount than Rambo and Robocop combined, pretty damn badass.

A wicked James Bond ripoff starring a 3 foot tall Filipino midget in a pristine white leisure suit. This flick is played totally straight, with no dopey "short" jokes. Agent 00 kicks serious bad guy ass (well, he punches them in the nuts) and gets down to business with all the ladies. It seems like this shouldn't be real, but it is, and it's GLORIOUS. This is better than every James Bond and Austin Powers movie combined.

Holy shit. Did I really watch this? Yeah, I did. It was the best or the worst movie I've ever seen. Weng Weng kills about 250 million bad guys by kicking them in the balls, launching himself onto them, sliding over the floor and kicking them etc. He's seriously the best slider I've ever seen

When it comes to movies, there's probably no greater, more life-fulfilling experience than watching a Filipino midget fighting another Filipino midget in a scantily decorated kitchen. Yes, you've read that last part correctly.

Weng Weng is amazing as "Agent 00" in this Filipino exploitation "James Bond" parody. The little bad ass with all his "Bond" gadgets and tailored suits, dick kicks and kills his way through countless people on his mission to save the day and get the girl. Ridiculous in all the ways you would imagine, and worth the watch if it sounds interesting.

Cool idea, awful execution. Looks like director thought that casting Weng Weng in main role will automaticaly make his film interesting. Sure, seeing midget super agent kicking bad guys in the balls is fun for the first time or the second, but for the 20th or 30th? Not really.

The English dubbing is clearly not an actual translation of the dialogue, but that only makes things better.

Weirdly and incompetently entertaining.

Only good if you are awarding points for how bad it is... but that's really the point of the badfilm genre. The concept of a three-foot-tall secret agent is brilliant. My main complaint is that the fight scenes are not choreographed that well. In other words, a better film-maker could have made Weng Weng look a little more deadly, and less like a toddler could take him down.

The problem is in the pacing, and the feeling that everything is on repeat while nothing develops in the story, and you have no idea what's happening. Lots of entertaining dialogue, and funny things happen, but that gets old around the sixty minute mark.