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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)

Genre: Horror

Country: USA

Directed By: Marcus Nispel

Written By: Damian Shannon, Mark Swift

Starring: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Richard Burgi, Derek Mears, Arlen Escarpeta, Aaron Yoo, Amanda Righetti, Willa Ford, Travis Van Winkle, Julianna Guill, Ryan Hansen, Nick Mennell

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Friday the 13th belongs to 50 collections
1. boobs (public: moderated by Pickpocket - 40 stars)
2. Remake (public: moderated by td888 - 6 stars)
3. Slasher (public: moderated by Moribunny - 6 stars)
4. Orange & Teal (public: moderated by shalev - 3 stars)
5. Filmsite.org - Sex in the Movies, An Illustrated History (public: moderated by afx237vi - 2 stars)
6. Horror Franchises (public: moderated by mattburgess - 2 stars)
7. Friday The 13th (public: moderated by td888 - 1 star)
8. Slashergirls Friday The 13th or Friday related films (public: moderated by moody girl - 1 star)
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11. Eligible for Academy Award Best Picture 2009 (public: moderated by Ross - 1 star)
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ex-machina
50T4
Vicky M
20T1
mistercheech mistercheech
63T6
increasingly awesome death scenes toward the end...but boring-arse characters
labballin24 labballin24
70T6
lotr528
63T1
geegasm
7T2
leventdem
69T2
indiefish
75T6
jervay jervay
65T3
Infenso paah
40T2
mjh0811 mjh0811
66T4
bmacadelic bmacadelic
94T7
jjack229
53T3
djemba djemba
55T3
LiQuid3600 LiQuid3600
30T2
siahvasch siahvasch
15T1
shrinko
70T1
thesar-2
30T4
NihilMorari
66T4
SirSass SirSass
65T6
Caleb Juice
65T4
cap10 cap10
85T4
it has been a while since i have seen a decent slasher, the last being the scream trilogy. This movie reminds me of when I was a kid and covered my eyes because that is what I was doing in this flick. Its scarey, funny, sexy, somewhat smart (on jasons behalf) and the blood and sex is back and better then ever which beats the 70's bush we were plagued with before. I truely believe this is the best one, even surpasses the original, but it is still not perfect.
NELLY
21T2
RavynLoony
65T7
roger1
90T6
SlantMag SlantMag
20T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
cory.nowacky
56T2
doctor7 doctor7
8T1
I was never impressed by the original and this one was about as enthralling, well written and interesting. Bunch of kids, who talk to themselves excessively beyond all reason, do things their parents wouldn't want them to and get systematically murdered by a super human psycho. This is a terrible movie in every sense of the word.
boothmillard
40T2
drinkalcohol
70T3
chaosxkitten chaosxkitten
7T1
Fetsch
63T3
Wieland
50T2
Mr. Film
32T2
Hollywood does it again... and, not a surprise, they fail
Recep_Akol Recep Akol
35T2
filmcricket
38T2
RealMacgyver RealMacgyver
70T5
Actually a very well done reboot, though the majority of the teens are annoying douchebags
Wishmaster Wishmaster
64T3
kayheartbeat
50T4
851222
60T2
Hadleyreis Hadleyreis
60T4
pickaxe
67T6
Reiden
10T2
munqeeshynes munqeeshynes
80T7
NRM03
18T1
Dumptruk4Lif Dumptruk4Lif
24T1
My mind subtly picked up that the minorities (the black and asian guy) in the movie got the most gruesome and painful deaths. I don't know what that was for, and I mean it's REALLY obvious, everyone else gets a quick retard slash to the head from Jason, but these two get these slow, drawn out, torturous deaths. It's something that adds to the movie, makes me feel uncomfortable, but everything else about the movie is just bland, very generic and a hollow, unnecessary addition to the series.
PDMChubby PDMChubby
73T4
DrPhilOssify
35T1
caiman caiman
65T3
bobcatman09
89T5
jmsenise jmsenise
89T10
beccajones beccajones
67T4
Tazurel
65T3
jordanchase jordanchase
73T4
WoraZ WoraZ
73T6
maddog maddog
77T5
DragonKing
51T2
Cronos
40T3
rdub384
83T7
Eignarom Eignarom
63T3
FrankBooth
20T1
Rye Bread
37T2
Not good. Very predictable.
danowen danowen
45T3
MovieCrazy21
91T10
revela revela
30T1
jw00000
4T1
Leafs81215
34T2
claymadsen
30T3
cengizhan cengizhan
50T2
ChrisReynold ChrisReynold
34T1
rootbeercirc
83T8
clydeburke
30T1
mattnawrocki
75T6
Snazz Snazz
40T2
mosab_arbab mosab arbab
70T5
guy_piranha guy piranha
50T3
if this whole movie was multi-angle shots of julianna guill's spectacular tits bouncing, i wouldn't mind watching it time and again.
simgekim
20T2
bdisgusting b.disgusting
80T8
Suteupac Suteupac
50T5
Flippenwow Flippenwow
5T1
pauladutra
75T6
Wolfbro1983
80T3
TejasNair
60T5
Tizzzzz
25T3
iambaggage iambaggage
67T1
crazy613
65T3
filmgirl79 filmgirl79
60T4
joeroxy joeroxy
30T1
Very bad and not even funny-bad
propercio propercio
30T2
RadioFreeLee RadioFreeLee
47T2
Samuka Samuka
35T1
saltandburn saltandburn
90T8
This was a very good movie. Surely, the most well known BEST actor in the movie was Jared Padalecki. He added a special thing to the film which I don't think any other actor could..well except for Jensen Ackles, Christian Kane, Jeffery Dean Morgan, or Timothy Olyphant. Hell, if this movie wanted a 91 or above it would have included all of these actors listed. That would be one manly movie. It could have been even more manly than Predator with Carl and Arnold.
mythos mythos
70T2
Gideon Gideon
1T3
msdstc
13T2
Thoraxe Thoraxe
84T6
mezjeyer
77T5
ermanen ermanen
50T1
classic same movie, always doing the same thing, get rid of it
MCR
36T2
jam66539
35T1
dhartle
7T5
AndersonLuiz AndersonLuiz
45T3
Siltem Siltem
37T2
akrobet
60T3
davidweston
100T6
killgazmo killgazmo
8T3
spencere58
45T9
stanthecaddy stanthecaddy
76T6
Atsinganoi
60T2
Warbi
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Mattsdmf
30T1
irend812 irend812
30T1
Astrophizz
30T2
thefriedone
60T4
slain
75T5
Cerebrus Cerebrus
40T2
te18 te18
4T2
claireybear
81T3
CauSkimo
68T3
zevel6
45T2
mallratcal
70T7
Jeb Jeb
22T2
For 2009 so far, this impossibly generic slasher remake is the definite source for titties, gore, psychopathic killers wielding machetes and of course, chinese marijuana addicts, and that's saying a lot due to My Bloody Valentine 3-D being out right now. Still nothing new is crapped out from Michael Bay or Marcus Nispel's ass and we're left with a cheap-thrilled, unclever mess of a horror movie. Still reminds me of the swinging 80s though, which is good. Also who can resist the opening?
carvalhinho carvalhinho
40T1
fact100 fact100
27T2
kempstir
75T8
Darko Vandelay1
60T6
Okay Movie
DavidBlast DavidBlast
30T2
Too tired to think... It is ... wrong when... the ... uh... when the purpose thing... is not there... but I did like ... when... the chests of the... ffff... not male is... in the open...
matthew-brad
40T3
danluvana danluvana
55T3
miiiiiles miiiiiles
61T2
cusakfehn
1T6
kosmasp
40T2
melikaozer
40T1
thewire thewire
32T3
kgbelliveau kgbelliveau
58T1
A faster stronger Jason hunts down a group of young adults. The new and improved Jason also knows how to use a bow and arrow. Jason was always the machete wielding maniac who could come out of nowhere. There were a few good chuckles from Aaron Yoo and some gory deaths, but in the end was just another excuse of a film to have horny teenagers having sex and being predictably executed one by one. The faster stronger Jason did nothing to improve this movie, and neither did the young cast to be fair.
lordbyron
15T1
FullCollapse
61T3
typhoneus
30T1
BleuRose BleuRose
60T1
M-B-M
1T1
CrazyJim9380
60T1
LmanofMGS3 LmanofMGS3
83T4
JooJoo JooJoo
3T3
Aventinus
50T2
thinkalot thinkalot
76T4
FlorVdE
0T1
mmschwartz
40T4
evrana evrana
27T1
As it passed by me, I wondered "Why is it so hard to make a decent one of these? They have been at it for 30 years, couldn't they find a working formula?" A few cheeky moments here and there, but it is below average, especially when you consider that they can lean on a franchise with 7-8 movies.
foxie4 foxie4
46T4
SpookieBones SpookieBones
85T7
hairchow
50T3
hawque hawque
60T3
Adrizl
40T3
Madison Madison
50T1
destruction
6T2
FlashCalahan
80T8
Scarface Scarface
60T4
hashus tenhas
10T1
mikebracken mikebracken
60T6
"Could it really be worse than Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan?"
rklenseth rklenseth
30T1
spyce
63T3
SpikyCactus SpikyCactus
70T5
Top badass moment? Surprisingly few choices, so I’m going for Jason’s top throw with the full-sized, double-headed axe. Getting one to fly through the air would be hard enough, but doing so and hitting someone running fast 20m away is pretty impressive. What a shame he didn’t get the chance to take up the javelin or hammer at school; things might have been different. No cats, 3 decapitations and no chainsaws. Only one decapitation is on-screen, but it’s done to Major Kira Nerys from Star Trek!
tatarbey tatarbey
40T1
ehsanamid ehsan_amid
85T2
squeakattack
25T1
GoreGalore
45T1
geelsley
55T5
mertagabey
35T3
matthewreddy
80T2
fireplacer
68T4
CrisMovieCor
60T6
HugovdBos
60T3
spinapubica spinapubica
69T3
Monte_Cristo Monte-Cristo
3T4
BigMcRunfast
76T3
undersmiles
80T8
fed10000
10T3
ViC1112
80T1
revolverjgw
80T5
KetiD KetiD
100T8
gugul
50T4
barfly barfly
30T1
Shinru Shinru
27T2
cutegirlbutt
50T1
drsword drsword
50T1
stacilayne stacilayne
1T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
Vittor Vittor
80T8
hjones789 hjones789
2T2
meeshpod
66T1
IDYmilkshake IDYmilkshake
20T3
yansyc yansyc
20T1
Monster Monster
60T2
mattburgess mattburgess
34T2
Pretty fucking boring and generic in every way, then again I never cared much for the original series. You'd think a modern remake would improve or experiment with the formula but no - just more lazy, conventional horror to add to the shitpile, filled with bland teenagers getting slaughtered one by one in fairly unimaginative ways (at least there's tits this time). No real human acts like any of the characters in this film. Zzzz. Kids, flush this turd and watch Bava's "Bay Of Blood" instead.
leg0128 leg0128
65T1
Batmite
60T5
alidemirci alidemirci
8T1
TDKR
27T1
rafaelbastos rafaelbastos
35T1
StarsKnight
14T1
Colten97
90T5
gavinbennett
13T1
LucasRibas LucasRibas
95T10
BloodandBeer
40T3
SpokoWap SpokoWap
64T4
Porzadny remake. Poprawny pod kazdym wzgledem, ale jednak nic ponadto. Dla fanow serii (bo film zawiera w sobie motywy z kilku czesci) - obowiazkowo.
fusebox fusebox
68T1
adamj1982 adamj1982
67T5
As an entry into the F13 series, this is really good. Also, it is one of the best of the horror revival trend.
damil
30T1
Jstern2009 Jstern2009
70T2
melvin melvin
73T6
Talvitie Talvitie
39T2
Maps
35T2
Grann-Bach
60T3
MJVmovieMan MJVmovieMan
69T5
Debating against myself only furthers me to get off the fence and recommend this 'remake' that is really just another sequel being called a remake to entice more cash. This Jason is fierce, fast, and not zombie-like. The kills are gruesome, and there's some added plot threads. It's the best looking '13th' film, has the best pacing, and doesn't make its characters "complete" idiots. For a standard slasher without any ambition or aspiration, it's decent enough and the best of the series.
OlCuM OlCuM
50T2
VerticalGunn VerticalGunn
35T2
pommy64
48T2
jonnyboy jonny_boy
30T2
mr_rigard mr rigard
41T2
It would have been fun to have watched the disappointed faces on the Jason Faithful as they exited the theater after watching this supposed re-invention of Friday the 13th. The best way to describe it is LAME. There's not the voice warning, "Get-Get-Get, Out-Out-Out" as soon-to-be victims wander into the woods. All of the supposed "glorious" kills for which the franchise is known are quite mundane. And, the absolutely necessary final chase scene (for films is this genre) is non-existent.
Sam Lowry
2T4
cloque cloque
8T8
otekiadam otekiadam
40T2
CaioGazzola
63T3
Indy Indy
69T3
empiremag empiremag
2T2
"It's a sad day when a Friday the 13th remake is shown up by a My Bloody Valentine remake."
Treeship Treeship
50T3
mwgerb mwgerb
28T2
The first few movies summarized and made into a very cliched slasher. I thought the original group was annoying... before they were killed off and replaced with an even more annoying group. I can only assume Michael Bay was behind the decision to flash titties whenever possible; at one point, Jason stabs a girl then pulls her out of the water to show off her boobs one last time. The only redeeming features are Jason's slightly more complex characterization, and the fact that this isn't Jason X.
jhmee8
40T1
donofthedead
58T3
tracx1007
60T3
deadman36g
88T7
getmoney
25T1
hoolie
50T2
iacoomeen
45T2
ghager
80T7
Oliii
65T1
franncc22
40T3
gorejunky gorejunky
68T2
Totally unnecessary remake and boo! to making Jason a little bit "understandable" by making him a victim too. Decent effects can't even save this.
Jellysauce Jellysauce
10T2
rorybhoy1888
70T1
areoharewhy
60T2
marcon65 marco_n65
65T2
ErbyTux
15T3
zhalla
70T4
tingle23
60T5
KittyAMF287 KittyAMF287
20T4
rottentomat rottentomat
25T2
ZombieSam ZombieSam
70T7
Ross Ross
40T4
JahRas JahRas
31T1
JiraiyaSama
50T4
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