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Friday the 13th (2009)

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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)

Genre: Horror

Country: USA

Directed By: Marcus Nispel

Written By: Damian Shannon, Mark Swift

Starring: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Richard Burgi, Derek Mears, Arlen Escarpeta, Aaron Yoo, Amanda Righetti, Willa Ford, Travis Van Winkle, Julianna Guill, Ryan Hansen, Nick Mennell

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Friday the 13th belongs to 49 collections
1. boobs (public: moderated by Pickpocket - 39 stars)
2. Remake (public: moderated by td888 - 6 stars)
3. Slasher (public: moderated by Moribunny - 6 stars)
4. Friday The 13th (public: moderated by td888 - 3 stars)
5. Orange & Teal (public: moderated by shalev - 3 stars)
6. Filmsite.org - Sex in the Movies, An Illustrated History (public: moderated by afx237vi - 2 stars)
7. Horror Franchises (public: moderated by mattburgess - 2 stars)
8. Slashergirls Friday The 13th or Friday related films (public: moderated by moody girl - 1 star)
9. Horror remake (your public collection - 1 star) | remove from collection
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11. Eligible for Academy Award Best Picture 2009 (public: moderated by Ross - 1 star)
12. The Flop House Podcast (public: moderated by mucow - 1 star)
13. Reboot (public: moderated by djross)
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catmogwai
80T6
undersmiles
80T8
petersmith
65T7
letskillrobots letskillrobots
1T1
Score one for Jason. No literally I gave this movie a one.
Trooth Trooth
18T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
exolstice exolstice
66T2
lebnof lebnof
30T2
cranky cranky
60T5
MrOlivier Mr.Olivier
44T3
Telemecus
6T1
alidemirci alidemirci
8T1
Pickpocket Pickpocket
4T4
So forgettable that I literally just remembered I saw it after one of my kumples gave it a score. This movie a couple hilarious deaths but it was pretty bad. The asian guy, who for some reason continues to get movies, is one of the worst characters ever conceived.
Farzan Farzan
30T2
Typical slasher, and when I say typical, I mean typical.
HobbesZ HobbesZ
40T2
pommy64
48T2
Gordon_Cole Gordon Cole
13T1
Zen Lunatic
71T4
jhmee8
40T1
creck creck
45T2
Strive Strive
26T1
metz metz
30T2
Chueco_cine
59T2
gavinbennett
13T2
GeorgeRoots
10T1
napkinbob
43T2
wccarroll wccarroll
73T6
VengefulKBM VengefulKBM
15T1
I mean... it was fun to go to the theater to watch this with friends and openly laugh at it.
ermanen ermanen
50T1
classic same movie, always doing the same thing, get rid of it
ynihilist y.nihilist
40T2
Vidya
75T4
melantiss
70T6
symbiosis
78T5
Siltem Siltem
37T2
clydeburke
30T1
Fincky
70T6
Jonny Lytnin
60T4
zacker
30T1
AlexD20
10T1
maamarti
76T1
marcon65 marco_n65
65T2
nechbet nechbet
60T3
Reelman
85T9
nixyyy
80T8
spetwols spetwols
41T2
preppy-3
20T2
mezger
70T6
grodrig1
17T1
bkneale
61T5
Crazy_Jack Crazy Jack
35T2
scog scog
12T1
Rotten Users
46T2
rootbeercirc
83T8
chester1958 chester1958
70T5
aney aney
21T2
FranticFrog
23T1
Anderss
0T1
doctor7 doctor7
8T1
I was never impressed by the original and this one was about as enthralling, well written and interesting. Bunch of kids, who talk to themselves excessively beyond all reason, do things their parents wouldn't want them to and get systematically murdered by a super human psycho. This is a terrible movie in every sense of the word.
vicent1988
60T4
Coldcountry Coldcountry
46T2
Wolfbrother Wolfbrother
82T5
Ggeorgiew Ggeorgiew
86T7
Shawn
70T6
looking_1
20T3
rdub384
83T7
imajericho
75T7
ZombieWoods ZombieWoods
30T2
Ant
75T6
KReese
69T1
Nanarama Nanarama
60T4
simgekim
20T2
MoonSylver MoonSylver
10T9
CauSkimo
68T3
iambaggage iambaggage
67T1
Shinru Shinru
27T2
PepeCamello PepeCamello
40T3
HugovdBos
60T3
LesterGroans
75T7
melikaozer
40T1
Boozerman2
45T1
atreides atreides
50T2
Bruce
48T3
Leafs81215
34T2
tk421dom tk421dom
60T3
irend812 irend812
30T1
danowen danowen
45T3
jjrocketman
20T2
Jstern2009 Jstern2009
70T2
ribcage ribcage
15T1
i hated all the characters and i hated all the acting and i hated the story and fuck you friday the 13th remake
stpmtnfury
8T1
f-adam
20T2
Tizzzzz
25T3
pickaxe
67T6
forgopoulos forgopoulos
10T1
rnest rnest
2T1
fireplacer
68T4
northerain
35T3
onurdulger
50T1
zevel6
45T2
empian
75T6
Warbi
70T6
AviAwareness
33T1
Kmilchev1
35T2
XellosPY
50T3
mythos mythos
70T2
BrutalBrian BrutalBrian
70T3
Well certainly not as bad as one would expect, this is a much better experience than what I thought it was going to be. Lots of nudity, and the girls who get naked are fucking gorgeous, VIOLENT kills, and Camp Crystal Lake are all here, even a bit in the beginning with Jason's mom, which the writer's said was going to be scrapped and thankfully was not. Derek Mears's version of Jason holds up, though he's not Kane Hodder. Marcus Nispel did a better job with this than Texas Chainsaw thankfully.
yesistasty yesistasty
49T1
This movie really has nothing going for it. At least it was made with some nice cameras.
Paulywauly
78T5
cengaveri
54T2
HarleyG
79T6
FrankBooth
20T1
moeru
80T7
slidercc slidercc
90T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
Horror1983
82T3
jkwall jkwall
2T6
tracethurman
80T6
The_Riddler
70T4
labballin24 labballin24
70T6
MLDinTN
40T3
donofthedead
58T3
mmschwartz
40T4
LordBeefJerk
30T2
moody_girl moody girl
100T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
Miggs Miggs
34T1
wow they had to make another one im going to explode
Arif.
60T2
ViC1112
80T1
ludymylla ludymylla
33T2
CowherPower
70T6
rwea25a
75T2
jordanchase jordanchase
73T4
jackdrek jackdrek
56T5
Coffey Coffey
75T6
tancan
24T1
SpikyCactus SpikyCactus
70T5
Top badass moment? Surprisingly few choices, so I’m going for Jason’s top throw with the full-sized, double-headed axe. Getting one to fly through the air would be hard enough, but doing so and hitting someone running fast 20m away is pretty impressive. What a shame he didn’t get the chance to take up the javelin or hammer at school; things might have been different. No cats, 3 decapitations and no chainsaws. Only one decapitation is on-screen, but it’s done to Major Kira Nerys from Star Trek!
revolverjgw
80T5
nutcrackr nutcrackr
69T3
Was kinda enjoying it until one of the leading ladies took a machete through the chest, being one of the likable characters. Ending was pretty stupid although not knowing Jason's previous efforts it's probably traditional to do so. Jared does a decent job but they could have done so much more with the characters.
SnoopyStyle
60T5
Skippey
40T3
caiman caiman
65T3
munqeeshynes munqeeshynes
80T7
jam66539
35T1
spider_7
30T1
SDPlissken SDPlissken
38T5
Adrizl
40T3
fusebox fusebox
68T1
SirEvo SirEvo
30T1
Ross Ross
40T4
BadmintonRed BadmintonRed
68T5
tomwalsh
23T1
furbkirb
88T9
mrghodsi mr.ghodsi
10T1
tyranmollusk
30T4
Hawguy2991 Hawguy2991
25T3
zardoz-13
40T2
danphil
60T4
RetinaScan RetinaScan
30T1
Reiden
10T2
jthusky
48T3
Jerky Jerky
60T8
sizumizu sizumizu
3T2
7thpein 7thpein
35T1
shanno
30T1
girlvirus
30T4
Alyne Alyne
60T3
Ergin Ergin
85T7
Caleb Juice
65T4
NightGoat72 NightGoat72
0T1
Jeb Jeb
22T2
For 2009 so far, this impossibly generic slasher remake is the definite source for titties, gore, psychopathic killers wielding machetes and of course, chinese marijuana addicts, and that's saying a lot due to My Bloody Valentine 3-D being out right now. Still nothing new is crapped out from Michael Bay or Marcus Nispel's ass and we're left with a cheap-thrilled, unclever mess of a horror movie. Still reminds me of the swinging 80s though, which is good. Also who can resist the opening?
sweevo sweevo
25T1
queendork56 queendork56
4T3
ledcollector
60T5
stacilayne stacilayne
1T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
NathonGunn NathonGunn
50T1
cscrotum
30T2
NRM03
18T1
paghat paghat
78T7
mfeldman9
80T6
tehxiom
42T2
PerroNoche!
45T1
TheDenizen TheDenizen
60T5
No real surprises in this reboot that is actually closer to a remake of Parts 2 and 3 smashed into a single flick. Jason is a hulking machine who slices and dices his way through two groups of unlikable douchebags in a variety of gory ways. Some of the kills are definitely novel, but I can't help thinking this was an entirely unnecessary exercise.
calinki calinki
68T3
jonnyboy jonny_boy
30T2
feyd
70T4
jcortez702
82T3
JiraiyaSama
50T4
lupister lupister
73T9
lgrichard
70T2
bizarreeye bizarre_eye
29T1
theone347
80T6
SickForay SickForay
20T2
kevinflinttn
73T2
As a major fan of the Friday The 13th series, this one was a must watch. It has its good and bad points. Good points...Jason was strong, cunning, fast, and a skilled predator; he had tunnels underground (which explained how he got around so fast during the past 20-years); pretty woman (a big part of the series). Bad points...a very, very slow movie. It was about 20-minutes or more before the characters in the movie was introduced. Not bloody enough, no camp councilors, and too bland.
maxim mcdlckmz
31T1
gemtea
38T1
teecee teecee
5T1
Værre end originalen, faktisk ærgeligt...
lordbyron
15T1
wonderland wonderland
99T9
zmt311 zmt311
36T1
Roughneck123
43T1
dhbnyg880711
65T5
zardoz13
40T2
kempstir
75T8
abhi.d
70T2
tracx1007
60T3
Taliban Taliban
0T2
lostty lostty
65T2
synthono
71T3
Better than I expected does not necessarily mean good, but given what it is - a Platinum Dunes reboot of a generally kind of bad horror series - I expected that little number to be red. I would like to know who is paying Jason's electricity bills, however.
stoner38
70T3
jontaylor85
80T8
TejasNair
60T5
Twatsnot9
50T6
kevin.sheets
0T1
tiagopassos tiagopassos
1T1
JooJoo JooJoo
3T3
botelhudo botelhudo
50T1
Ofterdingen
56T5
empiremag empiremag
2T2
"It's a sad day when a Friday the 13th remake is shown up by a My Bloody Valentine remake."
claymadsen
30T3
MUBIvotes MUBIvotes
18T1
SuperSui SuperSui
50T2
Sthilaro
68T6
joshuadrake
50T1
saltandburn saltandburn
90T8
This was a very good movie. Surely, the most well known BEST actor in the movie was Jared Padalecki. He added a special thing to the film which I don't think any other actor could..well except for Jensen Ackles, Christian Kane, Jeffery Dean Morgan, or Timothy Olyphant. Hell, if this movie wanted a 91 or above it would have included all of these actors listed. That would be one manly movie. It could have been even more manly than Predator with Carl and Arnold.
zeating zeating
65T1
SlantMag SlantMag
20T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
Jugweed
44T1
NRM01
18T1
GeneralMak
45T1
ehsanamid ehsan_amid
85T2
FlashCallaha
80T8
kyleloomis kyle.loomis
2T2
Nroo Nroo
29T2
MentalCritic MentalCritic
40T2
twincinema twincinema
50T4
hawque hawque
60T3
BlowPop BlowPop
65T6
Kobi2
10T1
VTJoker
65T3
wokelstein wokelstein
69T5
Wishmaster Wishmaster
64T3
jhmee7
70T5
WilliamOTyle
50T3
DrPhilOssify
35T1
slomodove
45T2
klvince klvince
33T1
MrBadcrumble MrBadcrumble
40T3
Victoriouz Victoriouz
20T2
ILoveAsh09 ILoveAsh09
3T10
denpa denpa
0T1
akrobet
60T3
Vicky M
20T1
Riptide0 Riptide0
61T3
I enjoyed this movie, sure. It has some really serious, glaring flaws though, namely that it brings nothing to the table that the original friday the 13th movies didn't. What is the point of just remaking a movie like this with modern day characters? It falls prey to all the shortcomings of the slasher genre and makes me sad for the "future" of this genre. Where's the originality that spawned monsters like Krueger or Scream?
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