G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
2009
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
1h 58m
From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. Joe team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organisation to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. (gijoemovie.com)
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
2009
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
1h 58m
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Rated 17 Aug 2009
1
4th
more like C.G.I. Joe LoL
Rated 17 Aug 2009
Rated 03 Dec 2009
40
14th
Maybe if you liked G.I. Joe as a kid you would disagree with me but this film was crap. There is actually a scene where Channing Tatum drives by a funeral service for his buddy in the rain on his motorcycle with sunglasses on and it is quite possibly the dumbest scene in cinema history. They should have put Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie more because he was the best thing about it.
Rated 03 Dec 2009
Rated 17 Aug 2009
0
4th
People have this in green tiers. I can't believe it. Seriously guys. Anything above tier 1 for this is downright unacceptable. What's going on? And I thought you guys were cool. Not enough can be said in 500 characters, and I don't want to even make a post with my review in the forums, it's just not worth it. This is a good film in the same way a turd is haute cuisine. Shame on you guys.
Rated 17 Aug 2009
Rated 08 Aug 2009
29
17th
A lot more endurable and passable than I expected, but still overwhelmingly recurrent. The action scenes are decorously and properly endowed, but I'm not sold with any of the casting preferences, Channing Tatum to be precise. Oh, and Marlon Wayans.....stop trying. You haven't cultivated anything by just shouting, stomping and using unfunny phrases. The ninjas, mechanical suits and the supposed nemesis (*cough Star Wars cough*) also do not make the ranks. Just product placement for the series.
Rated 08 Aug 2009
Rated 13 Aug 2009
5
43rd
A big, silly, corny, stupid, yet somewhat filling action blockbuster. Yes it is ridiculous and does have a script that seemed to be written by an eight year old. At least this movie is fun unlike Michael Bay's abomination.
Rated 13 Aug 2009
Rated 16 Mar 2014
33
5th
I saw this at an outdoor theater coupled with Transformers 2. After the second movie was rolling credits we collectively got out of our vehicles and formed a circle. We joined hands and even as strangers made a pact to never speak of what had happened. I've kept my silence until now. In all honesty though, I overpaid for the box of skittles.
Rated 16 Mar 2014
Rated 12 Sep 2009
15
9th
Sinking ice. There was SINKING ICE. Forget terrible dialog, cardboard cutout characters, wooden acting, and...I'd mention the plot if there was one. THERE WAS SINKING ICE >:-(
Rated 12 Sep 2009
Rated 18 Feb 2011
75
57th
For all the negative reviews, people must have had excessively high standards for a movie brought to you by HASBRO. It really wasn't that bad, considering that it's based on a toy. It was an awesome, brainless action movie with lots of cool special effects.
Rated 18 Feb 2011
Rated 03 Oct 2009
71
29th
Going in with zero expectations this was a reasonably entertaining action movie. It's ridiculous but it's fast paced and doesn't take itself seriously.
Rated 03 Oct 2009
Rated 23 Sep 2010
43
12th
Boring, silly film. Makes the animated film from the 80's look fantastic. It really seems as if a standard crap action movie that was already wirtten and someone wrote in a few JOE character names.
Rated 23 Sep 2010
Rated 19 Nov 2009
22
3rd
What do you get when a movie's only attempt is to be cool and fails? This pile of garbage. One of the stupidest movies I've ever seen. Being an action movie does not make it ok to suck. Why the hell is the CGI so bad and over used? Stephen Sommers is undeniably in Michael Bay's class.
Rated 19 Nov 2009
Rated 21 Feb 2012
76
56th
Ok I can understand this not getting good reviews. It's a movie directed by Stephen Sommers about a toy line and stars Channing Tatum (neither one of whose names are actually names). But it's not Michael Bay-bad. In fact some parts are fairly entertaining. Kind of the cinematic equivalent to going to Taco Bell, ordering a number three meal and being pleasantly surprised it didn't lead to intestinal destruction and ten hours of making a run for the border.
Rated 21 Feb 2012
Rated 01 Oct 2009
4
33rd
What did this cost? 10 grand? The CGI was amazingly bad. And the acting was terrible: Why does Hollywood insist on cramming awful actors like Tatum and Wayans down our throats? Still. I couldn't help but love a couple of the über-cheesy, über-ridiculous action sequences. The reasoning by the producers was probably along the lines of: "Let's dress people up in silly costumes and blow everything up... and then, uhm, sprinkle it with a few extra explosions and some even more silly costumes!"
Rated 01 Oct 2009
Rated 09 Jul 2011
30
23rd
This was a serious chore to watch. The movie tries to be clever by inserting in a bunch of GI Joe references everyone would recognize but this comes off more as grating and idiotic than it is clever as the movie is naturally cliche as all hell. The casting is pretty god awful as well, who in the hell in their right mind thinks that it was good idea to hire Marlon Wayans for this movie? The action, which would be the movies saving grace, is also poor and forgettable mired with bad special effects
Rated 09 Jul 2011
Rated 13 Aug 2009
25
4th
This is cheesy, roll-your-eyes at material. The action is nonstop and it doesn't matter. The movie is embarrassing in every area from start to finish. The acting is terrible, the dialogue is terrible, the plot is terrible, the special effects vary from awful to decent. I would've loved this movie at six years old, but the fact that I'm not anymore means that it's just plain awful, and it really is that bad.
Rated 13 Aug 2009
Rated 24 Jun 2010
86
42nd
I remember my younger brother and i yelling "SNAKE EYES!" as he jumped, no wait, DOVE, out of a chopper into battle. It touched my childhood soft spot. There were some weak points. But in the end it played out good. YO JOE!
Rated 24 Jun 2010
Rated 29 Apr 2013
31
15th
I truly believe that every element in this movie is actually a metaphor for something, and it might seem a ridiculous CGI-actioncheese-fest on the surface, but all the metaphors combined tackle some extremely complex issues regarding the human condition and the universe we exist in. I just haven't been able to properly deciper the True Meaning of it all. Yes, I am afraid I might be too dumb to réally understand the G.I. Joe movie.
Rated 29 Apr 2013
Rated 05 Feb 2011
32
7th
Ok, this is immensely bad. But I loved the red Joe.
Rated 05 Feb 2011
Rated 15 Jan 2010
50
12th
The one bright spot in this movie is Byung-Hun Lee and Ray Park as the memorable Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. Unfortunately they still receive way too little screen time and we get lots of Marlon Wayans cracking dumb jokes at the camera. The entire movie looks like it was pieced together by Hollywood producers who wrote ad libs directed by the hack Stephen Sommers. The CGI is also hilarious at times and is worse than what you would see in a game like Call of Duty Modern Warfare.
Rated 15 Jan 2010
Rated 08 Nov 2009
45
15th
For a summer action movie this was really boring. Did not care at all.
Rated 08 Nov 2009
Rated 30 Nov 2009
14
2nd
Fearlessly exhibiting almost everything that a movie can do wrong.
Rated 30 Nov 2009
Rated 04 Apr 2012
42
13th
As an action movie, it's pretty poor. However, as so-bad-it's-good entertainment, it's quite fun. Bad CGI, over the top action sequences, bizarre one-liners, and a random critical darling (Gordon-Levitt) hamming it up adds to the insane cheesiness. Sommers obviously took what should have been a loose, fun summer action flick way too seriously, landing it squarely in camp territory.
Rated 04 Apr 2012
Rated 20 Aug 2009
66
46th
Cinematic mayhem!
Rated 20 Aug 2009
Rated 10 Aug 2009
40
3rd
The good: should keep the 15 & under crowd distracted (if not necessarily entertained) for 2 hours; Sienna Miller's outfits r very pleasing 2 the fetish community; the screen time given 2 the faceless "accelerator suits" is kept 2 a minimum; & kudos 2 Eccleston 4 managing 2 make a decent villain despite some of the worst dialogue & characterization this side of George Lucas' last 3 Star Wars flicks. The bad: EVERYTHING else. The ugly: so bad a sequel isn't inevitable, but still likely.
Rated 10 Aug 2009
Rated 26 Jun 2010
20
6th
It's terrible, but kind of cool in a nostalgic way.
Rated 26 Jun 2010
Rated 11 Sep 2009
22
11th
Didn't even keep my attention long enough to remember the character's names. Maybe if I was a fan of the comic? Cobra Commander was the only one I remembered.
Rated 11 Sep 2009
Rated 31 Jul 2010
15
3rd
My little brother: getting me to watch shitty hollywood action movies for over a decade. thx man. Nice message; the military industrial complex can better run the world than elected officials and diplomats. A fascist pile of poopy. Explosion fatigue/numbness kicks in after about 20 minutes. Can't say enough bad things really...
Rated 31 Jul 2010
Rated 29 Aug 2009
41
16th
I have a feeling I would enjoy the film more if I were ADHD and taking antidepressants for my unrelenting sense of self-loathing. Tatum (the world's most baffling A-lister) and Quaid seem confused most of the time, and ruin the experience. Sienna Miller can't walk in heels (and if you're going to do it at the North Pole, you better be pretty damned impressive). And the characters' motivations were terrible. The one positive: I want a sequel so I can see more Levitt rightfully hamming it.
Rated 29 Aug 2009
Rated 26 Aug 2009
55
30th
Not much hope for a movie based on action figures with a plot where some madmen strive for world domination. But director Stephen Sommers delivers a surprise - a guilty pleasure, but as much fan as you can expect from a mindless action flick.
Rated 26 Aug 2009
Rated 08 Sep 2009
40
27th
I did not like. I think a movie G. I. Joes could be much better than that. The story is very bad writing, for a terrible director who just made bad movies. The result is a film without creativity, confused and with a lot of action nonsense.
Rated 08 Sep 2009
Rated 21 Oct 2013
17
9th
There are very few moments of cool and fun here, in between lots of nada and numb. *Preview*: #13#, re-2*, popcorn, pre-sequel, oldies(2), R1 }*{ #09#, popcorn, hype, story, (actresses).
Rated 21 Oct 2013
Rated 10 Sep 2016
57
41st
I probably would've disliked it had I had my eyes glued to the screen for the full two hours, especially since the scenes I did watch seemed strangely disorienting at times. As background noise while doing homework, however, it worked like a charm. Some of the big explosions were fine, but I was kinda surprised by how bad a lot of the stuff looked. Even the plane that they got out of--meaning, I'm guessing, that it was not actually bad CG, but a real plane--looked off somehow.
Rated 10 Sep 2016
Rated 16 Oct 2012
50
49th
The CGI is way over the top, overdone, but with decent effect. The story was at best ridiculous, but nevertheless was pretty exciting anyway. The acting is mostly unremarkable, and Sienna Miller looks like someone else. Marlon Wayans was an odd casting choice. OK Music. Tons of action and plenty going on throughout, so it's hard not to enjoy watching it, even though it really has a terrible plot that is full of stupid nonsense. The ending was rushed, and left unfinished for a follow up.
Rated 16 Oct 2012
Rated 27 Sep 2010
67
27th
This one came way out of left field. It's a terribly mediocre action flick that has nothing to do with "GI Joe" and hardly even makes sense. Shame on you Hollywood, for raking in all the 80's kids with this nonsensical piece of junk.
Rated 27 Sep 2010
Rated 10 Aug 2009
60
24th
While they theoretically could have exceeded the source material being adapted here, what was finally presented was a pretty accurate rendition of how a GI Joe episode from the classic cartoon would play out. Its cheesy, it knows its cheesy, but thats ok because it keeps the action going and gives us enough tongue-in-cheek material that we're not embarrassed for the film when things like the celtic fire command pop up, instead we get to laugh with it. This is what Transformers should have been.
Rated 10 Aug 2009
Rated 17 Aug 2009
80
67th
I enjoyed this alot. Alot of the things from the cartoon were ported over, and it was probably the biggest reason this was as awesome as it is. Bad or good? You decide. I have decided and that is how my rating is as high as it is. The only downside was Cobra Commander's mask and voice. Other than that, no real major problems with this. Go see it or rent it, especially if you thought Transformers: ROTF was a washout.
Rated 17 Aug 2009
Rated 10 Dec 2011
58
31st
Surprisingly not as good as I wanted it to be, but not a bad movie.
Rated 10 Dec 2011
Rated 22 Oct 2012
75
90th
Great action sequences and an ending that leaves you begging for more in a stunning cliffhanger.
Rated 22 Oct 2012
Rated 11 Sep 2009
70
11th
I like action movies but this is too much even for me. I falled asleep during the final part.
Rated 11 Sep 2009
Rated 01 Feb 2010
62
69th
eng; [G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra]; vier taktische nanosprengköpfe der waffenfirma mars werden gestohlen, mit ihnen will eine geheimorganisation die weltherrschaft hohlen - die GIs halten dagegen.; (si-fi mit verherrlichung für traditionelles militär);
Rated 01 Feb 2010
Rated 21 May 2013
50
15th
Wow those are some cool toys. Essentially all that can be taken from this movie. Thanks for making the bad guy Scottish and with a terrible accent. And we would speak gaelic, not whatever the hell celtic is supposed to be. Lazy...
Rated 21 May 2013
Rated 25 Oct 2011
19
12th
never seen such a terrible mess of a maybe big action movie. it looks nice with some nice or good action scenes and a quite mediocre use of Visual effects as usual because it was a Sommers movie but a bit improvement. plot was not interesting at all with an awfully written screenplay. editing was bad and so was everything else. the characters and acting performances weren't good or likable at all. it was forgettable and awfully made. and that underwater battle?
Rated 25 Oct 2011
Rated 28 Mar 2013
40
9th
Silly, but not fun enough to back up the silly. I did enjoy JGL's eyebrow acting.
Rated 28 Mar 2013
Rated 08 Aug 2014
75
89th
It was at the point where a ninja with a jetpack rocketed out of an underground missile silo in the middle of the desert that I turned to the person I was watching this film with and whispered, "This is absurd."
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 20 Aug 2009
16
45th
Why was Fraser in this again?
Rated 20 Aug 2009
Rated 12 Oct 2009
70
11th
Decent action flick, though Baroness story line nonsense was just plain silly
Rated 12 Oct 2009
Rated 09 Nov 2009
73
28th
Lower your expectations. The movie is noisy and messy with some big flaws (mute characters with no face are not worth of 1 second of screen time!), but it was easy enough to suspend my disbelief and just go along with the proposed menu of sexy women, futuristic technology and cartoonish violence. That Wayans kid actually didn't do a bad job!
Rated 09 Nov 2009
Rated 07 Dec 2009
62
30th
Not brilliant by a long shot, but for two hours of dumb (REALLY dumb) entertainment, it does the job just fine.
Rated 07 Dec 2009
Rated 15 Aug 2009
80
47th
Good: Nods to original (American hero, Knowing half battle) Some special effects Snake eyes costume overall, breaking chewing gum, Scarlet bow Modernized technology Accelerator suits; Bad: - Some special effects - Acting - Nanomytes plot - Not like original: Cobra commander mask, Zartan look - Rise of cobra not shown until last 1m of film - Mind control - Hawk sucked - Snake eyes mouth
Rated 15 Aug 2009
Rated 18 Aug 2009
55
0th
Suspension of disbelief cannot even rectify the abysmally ridiculous plot and characters. The action scenes are unbearably cliche and at moments are as plastic as the action figures themselves. The humor consist of flat lovey-dovey lines and sexual innuendos; moreover, Hollywood's anti-capitalist disposition has become so blatantly biased towards their naive socialism and utopian worldview that it is pathetic. The only positive note, is the laughs accompanied by Hollywood's wild-eyed stupidity.
Rated 18 Aug 2009
Rated 11 Oct 2009
72
8th
mindless action. good for the special effects
Rated 11 Oct 2009
Rated 10 Mar 2010
5
0th
As much as I loved the animated series, the comics and the toyline, this pretty much sucked. I couldn't bare to sit the whole thing out. Major dissapointment. Not worth my time.
Rated 10 Mar 2010
Rated 05 Sep 2011
0
1st
Words cannot describe how utterly awful this film is. If Criticker did negative ratings this would get them.
Rated 05 Sep 2011
Rated 12 Sep 2011
60
16th
Pretty good action, trite and predictable storyline, and hot women. Just one simple problem. Ice floats. And even Hollywood can't defy the laws of physics.
Rated 12 Sep 2011
Rated 02 Apr 2013
67
8th
I did not grow up watching G.I. Joe nor did I have the toys. I have no frame of reference here. It's not offensively bad, but the acting is just sort of passable and the CGI is hit-and-miss. Very generic.
Rated 02 Apr 2013
Rated 20 Aug 2009
20
1st
The only thing that is interesting about this film is when the Joes get into their robot suits, and the chicks in this film are hot. Everything else sucks about this film. I want my money and 2 hours of my life back.
Rated 20 Aug 2009
Rated 06 Mar 2010
55
12th
It was BAD! Did they even have a military consultant? Who ever wrote the story and screen play should be shot, brought back to life, then shot again! for destroying something this bad that I enjoyed as a child. I'd rather watch the cartoon movie again than this POS. Do they think their audiences are uneducated idiots? Even the CGI wasn't that great.
Rated 06 Mar 2010
Rated 04 Jan 2011
40
59th
Aside from Channing Tatum not getting out of character for Notebook and his incessantly terrible acting, the film was quite good and a better parallel to Iron Man. It had great graphics and lots of action. The only points that seemed really week were the Nano-Bot Bombs (why do they keep going and going and going?)
Rated 04 Jan 2011
Rated 23 Nov 2014
25
9th
Yep, unfortunately this was really bad. Tatum should stick to comedies in my opinion because him and Wayans were awful. Along with most of the other cast as well. The story was plot-hole ridden, and the action was cheesy CGI. All of my nostalgia for the franchise was thrown out the window.
Rated 23 Nov 2014
Rated 04 Aug 2017
38
14th
Loud, boring, confused and full of plotholes, it sadly pushed back Tatum's stardom for a couple of years more.
Rated 04 Aug 2017
Rated 06 Mar 2012
19
13th
Stephen Sommers really isn't very talanted, but people keep giving him small fortunes of cash to make very bland action movies, & so we have this. Tatum is a strange one too, with his stupid name, physique like he been built from Lego, & his boss-eyed face all very irritating as he spreads his talentless self all around this film. Admittedly there are worse movies about than this, but the awful script & performances, the silly situations & average CGI all make something of very low quality.
Rated 06 Mar 2012
Rated 11 Aug 2009
85
65th
Stupid popcorn-movie fun. No, this wasn't the best movie nor was it even semi-believable or even well-acted, but at least it had it's fun moments (and more of those than its sequel).
Rated 11 Aug 2009
Rated 22 Aug 2009
65
15th
If only the entire cast were as self-aware as Joseph Gordon-Levitt...it could have been amazing. Instead it's an amusing string of unfinished CGI action sequences, G.I cleavage, and Stephen Summer's favorite actors' cameos held together by a horrible 1st draft, writer-strike-casualty script and Channing Tatum, America's finest thespian (not.).
Rated 22 Aug 2009
Rated 03 Oct 2009
39
30th
Just watch the awesome chase through Paris and then turn it off.
Rated 03 Oct 2009
Rated 20 May 2010
30
13th
Horrendous acting, cartoonish action sequences and a seriously childish plot. I didn't have the toys, in case you haven't guessed.
Rated 20 May 2010
Rated 11 Jan 2011
32
23rd
Compared to Bay's Transformers, this is harmless. JGL slums epically.
Rated 11 Jan 2011
Rated 08 Aug 2009
50
56th
Another big screen adaptation of a Hasbro toy line, GI Joe couldn't be more faithful to the source material. Every character is some sort of action hero archetype, provided a good amount of baddie fodder to perforate, incinerate and decapitate. There isn't much of a plot, but there really didn't need to be. The bad guys want to destroy major cities, the good guys want an excuse to shoot something and both sides have underwater fighter planes and at least one ninja.
Rated 08 Aug 2009
Rated 24 Aug 2009
42
25th
Though the movie is stupid and ridiculous and the characters have some of the shallowest and most cringe-induction motivations ever presented on film I can't honestly say that Rise of the Cobra is a bad film. It's certainly not good but I have to grudgingly admit the action makes for an entertaining watch for the first time. Lord knows I certainly wouldn't want to see this more than once though.
Rated 24 Aug 2009
Rated 25 Aug 2009
50
24th
About as much of a 50 as I have ever seen. Pretty bad acting and cheesy story on the one hand, but on the other hand, it delivers GI Joes shooting and fighting as promised. Let's say it falls between the complete garbage of Transformers and the unexpected high quality of Star Trek, for an equal mix of both of those other 09 blockbusters.
Rated 25 Aug 2009
Rated 12 Feb 2010
45
35th
So-so cheesefest, saved from a lower score by Snake Eyes vs. Storm Shadow (especially that fight in the kitchen).
Rated 12 Feb 2010
Rated 28 Sep 2012
35
12th
A bad action movie that feels longer then it actually is. For having such cool character designs, every character feels so generic and annoying. The car chase is kind of cool until even I, an uncultured American swine who has never left the U.S., noticed that Paris streets are not accurate and they're just trying to cram every tourist spot possible into one scene.
Rated 28 Sep 2012
Rated 23 Aug 2011
50
15th
About as smart as Tranformers, with none of the subtly.
Rated 23 Aug 2011
Rated 06 Aug 2011
55
15th
The fact that they made this peice of shit with a clear eye to making a sequel is the most insulting thing of all.
Rated 06 Aug 2011
Rated 13 Aug 2009
59
16th
GEE EYE DOOON'T...
A real attempt to cornhole your wallet, G.I.Dont is there!
Rated 13 Aug 2009
Rated 14 Aug 2009
20
0th
I couldn't believe how bad this movie was.. Seriously couldn't..
Rated 14 Aug 2009
Rated 08 Aug 2009
52
31st
It's stupid and ridiculous, but then, I knew it would be when I bought the ticket. It's a G.I. JOE film, and does a good job of capturing the spirit of what kids dream up when they play with action figures. Of course, this is both a strength and a weakness, as my inner child was lapping it up but my adult mind was bored, and occasionally insulted. It is quite funny though. I couldn't stop laughing during the ninja flashbacks. Also: LOL@Brendan Fraser. Weak ending. Sienna Miller has nice boobies.
Rated 08 Aug 2009
Rated 17 Jan 2011
45
20th
4 worth experiencing
Rated 17 Jan 2011
Rated 09 Aug 2009
70
16th
Much better then the movie trailer led you to believe. Brings back memories of my younger self playing Gijoe's. Lots of action and inventive weapons make this a great summer flick to watch.
Rated 09 Aug 2009
Rated 06 Oct 2009
22
7th
Maybe the worst CGI Effect's I've seen in years. And I guess 120 Minutes of mindless Action never let me so cold. The effects are crap, the actors have no charisma (expect that hot red head, damn she is beautiful), the story is on vacation, even Dennis Quaid couldn't resque G.I. Joe for the downfall. Ridiculous and needless.
Rated 06 Oct 2009
Rated 15 Oct 2009
72
47th
Nothing more than sleek action, finally a movie that features such without trying to pretend to be more than that. It just works, most definitely better than I expected.
Rated 15 Oct 2009
Rated 24 Mar 2011
30
12th
This is the type of movie you wait to see in theaters till everyone has seen it and there are only a few people there. Then you can be noisy by laughing and mocking it. It was a piece of shit, but worth every penny of my 8 bucks.
Rated 24 Mar 2011
Rated 22 Apr 2011
50
9th
Not as bad as most people pretended, but still
Rated 22 Apr 2011
Rated 16 Dec 2013
37
14th
The self-evidence that every single character displayed handling this new and formidable but crazy difficult technologies irritated the crap out of me. Plus, this script is just a mess, a pile of bad choices and irritating plot twists.
Rated 16 Dec 2013
Rated 23 Oct 2009
63
27th
Amazing chase scene, otherwise ranges from stupid to average. Surprisingly bad CGI. It's just as stupid as Transformers 2 but not nearly as jaw-dropping.
Rated 23 Oct 2009
Rated 29 Dec 2013
40
31st
Taken as a pure action film, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is a fun movie. It's paced very well, it has some inventive and creative scenes, and it has enough characters to ensure that the fights are rarely the same. However, if you look past the pure "fun" aspect, you'll notice a severely lacking script, too many characters to pay attention to or develop, actors who don't seem to care a whole lot, special effects that are often lacking, and a film that works best as background noise.
Rated 29 Dec 2013
Rated 25 Feb 2015
65
12th
To predictable
Rated 25 Feb 2015
Rated 21 Aug 2009
55
25th
So as a movie, it was absolutely terrible. But for entertainment purposes, it was absolutely hilarious. So bad, so cheesy, so pointless, so futilely serious, that I completely enjoyed myself. Other theatergoers probably hated me since I kept laughing throughout parts that were meant to be entirely serious.
Rated 21 Aug 2009
Rated 22 Aug 2009
29
2nd
I'm not offended by it, but I definitely deserve a refund.
Rated 22 Aug 2009
Rated 18 Dec 2014
60
10th
Weak story. Cool action.
Rated 18 Dec 2014
Rated 23 Aug 2009
62
25th
Surprisingly not so stupid that I expected. But you must be in stand-by mode to somehow enjoy it.
Rated 23 Aug 2009
Rated 26 Jun 2010
9
55th
Final Rating: 9/100 (F) - This movie is reserved for the brainless only. With thin dialogue and a gunshot every two minutes, this movie totally insults my exceedingly high intelligence.
Rated 26 Jun 2010
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