Georgia

A movie which inspires that rare feeling of having wasted one's time in watching it. Appears to have been cut to provide maximum boredom, contains some truly horrendous music, and in the end raises the question, who thought it was a good idea to make a movie about a singer who can't sing? The worst part is it's not even bad...it's just nothing.

*shrug*

What a sapfest. Or, as my eloquent spouse put it, "a normie orgy". All you can do constantly is imagine how uncomfortable you would feel in the same neighborhood with any of these characters. But sadly, you don't have to imagine. Because it's everyone. 💀

A near-plotless succession of grand pathetic sights: John Doe and blotto JJL doing "I'll Be Your Mirror" at a Jewish wedding till she wanders off halfway through and passes out in the corner; strung-out John C. Reilly monologuing about trying to score on the road when you have no man to wait for; blotto JJL (ya lotsa that) ruining exquisitely Van Morrison's nine-minute "Take Me Back" at an AIDS benefit after promising to "kick the shit out of [AIDS]!" The tragedy of vicarious living.