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When catastrophic climate change endangers Earth's very survival, world governments unite and create the Dutch Boy Program: a world wide net of satellites, surrounding the planet, that are armed with geoengineering technologies designed to stave off the natural disasters. After successfully protecting the planet for two years, something is starting to go wrong. Two estranged brothers are tasked with solving the program's malfunction before a world wide Geostorm can engulf the planet. (imdb)

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1. We Hate Movies podcast (public: moderated by NBD Rab - 5 stars)
2. Disaster (public: moderated by iceblox - 1 star)
3. 90th Academy Reminder List (2017) (public: moderated by cowfrappe)
4. Big-time Hollywood science fiction (private: djross - 7 stars)
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TCI | Tier | Date Ranked | # Stars (Reviews)
Date User Score
Feb 20 Dobermann Dobermann
27T1
Feb 19 zacker
30T1
Feb 17 cenk23
2T1
Feb 16 fatihis
49T2
Feb 16 Wiche Wiche
59T4
Feb 15 Valac Valac
60T5
Feb 15 Dercetius
30T1
Feb 14 tatabaanee tatabaanee
25T1
Feb 13 plvenice
4T2
Feb 13 Skerringer
50T3
Feb 12 Winternight Winternight
25T2
Feb 12 kadikoy kadikoy
55T4
Feb 12 Ytadel Ytadel
2T2
when i'm watching a movie to see awesomely terribad CGI of tsunamis and infernos and tornados destroying the earth one of the things i usually say to myself is "i wish this movie had a political thriller subplot about an attempted coup against the president"
Feb 11 TaakoDurden TaakoDurden
30T1
Feb 11 TashaE
40T6
Feb 11 desmondo
22T1
Feb 09 fjlopes
86T5
Feb 09 froce froce
30T2
Feb 08 SantaClaus SantaClaus
20T1
Feb 07 reeses87
70T4
Feb 06 Kopenhaver Kopenhaver
80T5
Feb 05 venos
10T1
Feb 05 kroolu kroolu
77T7
Feb 05 movieboye movie_boye
68T3
Not that many storms, despite the title. Too much focus on Gerard Butler's boring character.
Feb 04 CineCorner
12T1
Feb 04 KARANT KARANT
21T1
It's as if first time director Dean Devlin hurled a crate full of outtakes from Deep Impact, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 into a tornado and filmed the shit storm. He’s certainly studied the Disaster Films 101 handbook inside out: important people look intensely at monitors, droves of civilians run from [insert CGI natural disaster here], while action-man scientist Gerard Butler tries to save the world from space. But you’ll be as bored as Ed Harris and Andy Garcia. An epic disaster.
Feb 03 outTake outTake
80T7
Feb 03 Flesh2Plush Flesh2Plush
48T2
Feb 02 furbkirb
55T2
Feb 02 tjrink
15T1
Jan 31 bilalemre bilalemre
43T2
Jan 31 DougCollins DougCollins
95T9
Mix a massive disaster movie with a mystery and add a little brotherly bonding and you have a really rocking good time.
Jan 30 dthf
11T1
Jan 28 Origin
80T4
Jan 28 tarr
10T1
Jan 28 mightyball
65T3
Jan 27 umidgurbanov umidgurbanov
44T2
Jan 27 Cronos
20T1
Jan 27 spyce
51T1
Jan 26 daniel daniel
5T1
Jan 26 Vokalbum Vokalbum
30T1
Jan 26 BeyzaS BeyzaS
50T2
Jan 26 ghost588
80T5
Jan 25 tatarbey tatarbey
51T1
Jan 24 msprague msprague
45T1
Kinda silly but amusing at the same time. FYI, projectile weapons on space stations is a bad idea.
Jan 24 ikkegoemikke ikkegoemikke
48T4
It wasn't a complete disaster. More reviews here : http://movie-freak.be [Full Review]
Jan 23 chemtrails chemtrails
20T1
This is traaaaash
Jan 23 addeh
20T1
Jan 22 CreationP
75T2
Jan 22 sleepyg sleepyg
45T1
Jan 22 Bunyas Bunyas
55T3
Jan 22 rlukaku rlukaku
65T4
Jan 22 orcunyondem orcunyondem
44T4
Jan 22 RodopLu
52T2
Jan 21 tehmarvelman
43T1
Jan 21 xnder x@nder
20T1
Jan 20 Oktay Oktay
0T1
Jan 20 lonetraceur lonetraceur
45T2
Jan 20 Zoltan Zoltan
40T2
Jan 20 Michygen
50T1
Jan 20 Vassago Vassago
56T3
I love disaster movies, doesn't matter how cheesy they are.
Jan 19 visceroid visceroid
60T3
Jan 19 Dthepyek Dthepyek
12T1
Jan 18 chmulcr0n chmul_cr0n
53T2
Somewhat OK disaster movie. Would've been way more fun, if Michael Bay had directed it. :> Watching Jim Sturgess and Chiwetel Ejiofor compete in a gravitas battle/overacting competition would definitely be the most annoying thing in the world.
Jan 18 Stera Stera
26T2
Jan 18 mcukmf
70T3
Jan 18 kiavash13
30T3
Jan 17 TobyTyler
18T1
Jan 17 megadert
70T2
Jan 16 guzkedisi guzkedisi
30T2
Jan 16 1903 1903
20T1
Jan 16 silencer silencer
25T1
Jan 15 Quaid
40T1
Jan 15 Diggler
27T1
Jan 14 JackRyan2014 JackRyan2014
30T3
Jan 14 numan numan
25T1
Jan 14 Lukany Lukany
61T4
Jan 14 eCitizen eCitizen
40T4
The flimsy plot badly undermines the mostly good graphics. The weather control premise was badly corrupted. Good music was sometimes overbearing. A few good acting moments, but much of the dialog was too sketchy. Not convincing in the slightest. Some of the action and graphics were moderately entertaining, but overall the plot and dialog has far too many flaws. It is mostly just a flimsy vehicle for a lot of rather overdone expensive graphics and highly paid actors. Kids will love this.
Jan 12 MJVmovieMan MJVmovieMan
60T4
Jan 12 ReCreation07 ReCreation07
25T1
Jan 12 ancronymous
75T1
Jan 10 felipelahm felipelahm
40T2
Not just enough geostorm, but not enough retarded ideas to make it truly interesting. We will always wonder what this would've been if directed by disaster master Roland Emmerich.
Jan 08 flonke
55T3
Jan 08 SyphilisDad
0T1
Jan 07 Sadeceali Sadeceali
48T2
Jan 07 Fryson Fryson
50T3
Jan 06 muratkrks muratkrks
10T1
Jan 06 abesempire
75T1
Jan 06 REDO1 REDO1
15T1
Jan 05 Neilos
86T8
Jan 05 ibodirector ibodirector
15T1
Jan 05 drsword drsword
35T1
Jan 05 hU6fr3
5T4
Jan 05 sdiama sdiama
70T8
Jan 05 Cerendes Cerendes
1T1
Jan 04 baristoker baristoker
25T1
Jan 03 Candiru
25T1
Jan 03 10kfilms
17T2
Jan 03 chiefg chiefg
25T1
Jan 03 halkas halkas
12T1
Jan 03 Sweet_Leaf Sweet Leaf
40T1
Jan 02 GZN GZN
10T1
Jan 02 robsolutely
22T1
Jan 01 KubrickCube
0T1
Dec 31, 2017 erkam erkam
10T1
Dec 31, 2017 Phelipe Phelipe
17T1
Dec 27, 2017 clouseau
32T1
Dec 26, 2017 NobodyBey NobodyBey
20T1
Dec 24, 2017 avem
5T3
Dec 23, 2017 kb0799
21T1
Dec 20, 2017 spaghett
20T1
Dec 20, 2017 sheepslasher sheepslasher
2T4
Dec 17, 2017 OnTheMF
82T4
Dec 16, 2017 shao.lo
40T1
Dec 15, 2017 TraverseTown TraverseTown
10T1
Dec 11, 2017 loosecanons loosecanons
7T7
Dec 08, 2017 mooper mooper
12T1
Only good part of the movie is the awesome nap I had during it
Dec 07, 2017 gswanson17
15T1
Dec 05, 2017 red_dress red dress
7T2
Dec 04, 2017 metehan13 metehan13
46T1
Dec 04, 2017 Temptershell Temptershell
24T1
A tragic mixture of the worst catastrophic films of the last quarter of a century. Hopeless acting and this tiring soundtrack. It could not be worse.
Dec 03, 2017 zibonaj
65T3
Dec 03, 2017 kubrickvari kubrickvari
37T1
Dec 02, 2017 Darko Vandelay1
40T4
watchable
Dec 02, 2017 spacefloh
40T2
eng; [geostorm]; in einer zukünftigen welt wurde die katastrophale klimaveränderung durch wissenschaftliches geoengineering aufgehalten, doch die technologie hat scheinbar eine fehlfunktion mit weltbedrohendem charakter.; (prinzipiell interessante und spannende story, teilweise aber zu melodramatisch)
Dec 01, 2017 brendoman brendoman
77T2
Nov 30, 2017 breetz breetz
89T3
Nov 29, 2017 Tripl3 D
63T1
Nov 28, 2017 Dehr Dehr
25T2
Nov 28, 2017 bybrt bybrt
20T1
Nov 27, 2017 westborn westborn
24T1
Nov 27, 2017 BillyShears BillyShears
5T1
I'm pointing to bowfinger's review circling and underlining it. Gerard Butler looks like a beefier Mr Bean
Nov 27, 2017 fakefeudal fakefeudal
10T1
Nov 27, 2017 demirtas
10T1
Nov 26, 2017 jagardoden jagardoden
64T5
Nov 26, 2017 izideve
25T1
Nov 26, 2017 muutanet muutanet
11T1
This was really pure crap. Terrible story, out of place effects and no building of the characters. The the beginning of the film there was a couple of good lines I liked.
Nov 26, 2017 deliciousd deliciousd
25T2
I feel like I didn't get the joke but Andy Garcia for president!
Nov 25, 2017 TheDiceman TheDiceman
45T3
Not that bad.
Nov 25, 2017 ladymcdeath ladymcdeath
15T1
Nov 25, 2017 anjos
41T2
Nov 24, 2017 OzGrenouille OzGrenouille
42T1
Nov 24, 2017 circleoffilm
6T1
Nov 24, 2017 evrenuyanik evrenuyanik
25T1
Nov 23, 2017 donquixotic
1T1
Nov 23, 2017 Akn Akın
20T1
Nov 22, 2017 gorkemoge gorkemoge
40T3
Nov 22, 2017 melvin melvin
67T3
Nov 21, 2017 krypt krypt
6T1
Nov 21, 2017 toro913
12T1
Nov 18, 2017 sebdu59
45T5
Nov 13, 2017 hamstercan
55T4
Nov 12, 2017 matthewsq
7T5
Laughable from a technical feasibility point of view, but I still found it entertaining.
Nov 11, 2017 Toeler
55T1
Nov 10, 2017 eppulf
60T1
Nov 09, 2017 woodendoors
47T1
Nov 08, 2017 avgcrtckr avgcrtckr
22T1
Nov 08, 2017 filmaffinity filmaffinity
50T2
Nov 08, 2017 haljordan2 haljordan2
1T6
Nov 07, 2017 bowfinger bowfinger
10T1
Shitstorm.
Nov 07, 2017 Bea Bea
8T6
Nov 06, 2017 gbastos gbastos
64T5
Nov 06, 2017 SickForay SickForay
20T2
Nov 06, 2017 IDYmilkshake IDYmilkshake
8T2
Nov 06, 2017 thewire thewire
10T2
Nov 05, 2017 cncnmovies cncnmovies
55T2
Nov 05, 2017 kgbelliveau kgbelliveau
70T3
This movie had a bad script, if you get that out of the way it is actually a really enjoyable movie. Do not expect real science and real possible theories as to what could happen. Just sit back and enjoy the silly ride and over the top experience. Geostorm was a fun date night film with some good actors present. Cornish and Harris were the most interesting. Butler has never been one of the actors I enjoyed watching but still a fun in this one. If you are thinking Oscars then you will hate it.
Nov 05, 2017 guardangel guard.angel
65T2
Nov 05, 2017 dean_
3T1
Nov 03, 2017 STK
50T3
Nov 01, 2017 Eressea
85T9
Nov 01, 2017 andr andr
90T9
Oct 31, 2017 HKi HKi
54T2
Oct 30, 2017 Killfast37 Killfast37
28T1
Oct 29, 2017 CCLZA CCLZA
50T3
Oct 28, 2017 EllenMarie79
50T2
Oct 28, 2017 kerem10 kerem10
30T1
Oct 28, 2017 donmezsefa donmezsefa
30T1
Oct 27, 2017 hotsake hotsake
52T4
I think people are missing the point of this movie. It's not supposed to be high art it's supposed to be big, loud and dumb and guess what it is. Is it up the with a Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich? No. But then so what who cares. The film is fast paced and I'd say about half the jokes work which is pretty good for this kind of film. This is one of those movie where you're just supposed to sit back with friends have a few drink and laugh at the stupidity of it all and be entertained.
Oct 27, 2017 filmcricket
22T1
Oct 27, 2017 fthd fth.d
55T4
Oct 26, 2017 yoohoo883 yoohoo
10T1
A movie made for the lowest common denominator; there isn't an ounce of intelligence, integrity, or self respect that went into making this movie.
Oct 26, 2017 bavawajid
68T3
Oct 26, 2017 skprod skprod
30T1
Oct 26, 2017 Arvo Arvo
0T1
Oct 26, 2017 Emre Bekman
69T3
Oct 25, 2017 hsncomert hsncomert
5T1
Oct 25, 2017 olegariogabs
50T2
Oct 25, 2017 annie annie
15T1
Oct 25, 2017 gabsolegario
70T2
Oct 25, 2017 jthusky
30T2
This is utter b-movie schlock, but it's awesomely bad b-movie schlock. It's unintentionally enjoyable and sometimes hilarious, which is why I'm giving it a 30 over the 20-ish it truly deserves. Sometimes a bad movie can be surprisingly watchable!
Oct 24, 2017 tinythedogg tinythedogg
40T3
Had one moment of tension that grabbed my attention, but this was a bad script. Not a lot of thought went into this. Decent enough acting for what it was.
Oct 24, 2017 Xenophule Xenophule
3T1
Good if you like big kabooms and a script written by a thirteen year old, bad if you like science.
Oct 24, 2017 Devilishmess
4T1
Oct 24, 2017 Ofterdingen Ofterdingen
22T1
The effects are bad but not as bad as the acting from Gerard Butler, Abbie Cornish and the forever annoying Jim Sturgess.
Oct 23, 2017 roland
40T1
Oct 23, 2017 Nroo Nroo
40T2
Oct 22, 2017 filmaholic filmaholic
50T2
Oct 22, 2017 cagedwisdom cagedwisdom
0T1
Dean Devlin - who even knew there could be a poor man's Roland Emmerich? This is literally an Asylum movie with 100 times the budget.
Oct 22, 2017 dominuk
2T2
Oct 22, 2017 tyler78 tyler78
50T1
Oct 21, 2017 CStuckmann CStuckmann
65T2
Oct 21, 2017 alakota alakota
62T3
Oct 20, 2017 Megaharrison Megaharrison
59T5
Oct 20, 2017 MetaCritic2 MetaCritic2
19T1
Oct 20, 2017 Stewball Stewball
40T1
Leftist hit piece and lieomercial a la Al Gore, with crappy effects and story to boot. Not sure why I even gave it a 4. Guess I didn't want people thinking I was racist too.
Oct 20, 2017 wadalklakla wadalklakla
75T9
Oct 20, 2017 Matthew_Parkinson Matthew Parkinson (CineMarter)
10T1
Geostorm is an abysmal excuse of a disaster movie. It has a terrible plot, bad acting, horrendous special effects, a fair amount of stupidity, and a lack of basic craft. It’s a poor knockoff of a Roland Emmerich movie—and Emmerich’s movies are already in a low cinematic tier. This is garbage, pure and simple, and you should not support cinema this lacking in quality. [Full Review]
Oct 20, 2017 Greener
30T1
Oct 20, 2017 gonuldurmaz gonuldurmaz
20T1
Oct 17, 2017 cankutozturk cankutozturk
68T2
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