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Geostorm

Geostorm

2017
Sci-fi
Suspense/Thriller
1h 49m
When catastrophic climate change endangers Earth's very survival, world governments unite and create the Dutch Boy Program: a world wide net of satellites, surrounding the planet, that are armed with geoengineering technologies designed to stave off the natural disasters. After successfully protecting the planet for two years, something is starting to go wrong. Two estranged brothers are tasked with solving the program's malfunction before a world wide Geostorm can engulf the planet. (imdb)
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Geostorm

2017
Sci-fi
Suspense/Thriller
1h 49m
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Rated 07 Nov 2017
10
6th
Shitstorm.
Rated 22 Oct 2017
0
4th
Dean Devlin - who even knew there could be a poor man's Roland Emmerich? This is literally an Asylum movie with 100 times the budget.
Rated 27 Nov 2017
5
0th
I'm pointing to bowfinger's review circling and underlining it. Gerard Butler looks like a beefier Mr Bean
Rated 20 Oct 2017
40
8th
Leftist hit piece and lieomercial a la Al Gore, with crappy effects and story to boot. Not sure why I even gave it a 4. Guess I didn't want people thinking I was racist too.
Rated 14 Jun 2018
60
15th
Came about ten years too late. The jumbo sized, unrealistic disaster flicks have gone the way of the dinosaur as has, it seems, Butler's career. But to say it doesn't have an ounce of entertainment in it is a bit hyperbolic.
Rated 12 Feb 2018
2
14th
when i'm watching a movie to see awesomely terribad CGI of tsunamis and infernos and tornados destroying the earth one of the things i usually say to myself is "i wish this movie had a political thriller subplot about an attempted coup against the president"
Rated 28 Oct 2017
52
39th
I think people are missing the point of this movie. It's not supposed to be high art it's supposed to be big, loud and dumb and guess what it is. Is it up the with a Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich? No. But then so what who cares. The film is fast paced and I'd say about half the jokes work which is pretty good for this kind of film. This is one of those movie where you're just supposed to sit back with friends have a few drink and laugh at the stupidity of it all and be entertained.
Rated 14 Jan 2018
40
32nd
The flimsy plot badly undermines the mostly good graphics. The weather control premise was badly corrupted. Good music was sometimes overbearing. A few good acting moments, but much of the dialog was too sketchy. Not convincing in the slightest. Some of the action and graphics were moderately entertaining, but overall the plot and dialog has far too many flaws. It is mostly just a flimsy vehicle for a lot of rather overdone expensive graphics and highly paid actors. Kids will love this.
Rated 02 Dec 2017
40
36th
watchable
Rated 27 Oct 2017
10
0th
A movie made for the lowest common denominator; there isn't an ounce of intelligence, integrity, or self respect that went into making this movie.
Rated 18 Mar 2018
30
7th
First minute was great. Then it turned into the standard predictable action/disaster flick filled with plot holes. But hey, at least there's a space station that takes an hour to self destruct in case it's falling to Earth. (And wow, Criticker properly predicted my rating.)
Rated 13 Apr 2018
20
4th
If Seinfeld was still on, this is the sort of movie Jerry and George would try to go see and fail, and they'd be better off that way.
Rated 20 Jan 2018
56
25th
I love disaster movies, doesn't matter how cheesy they are.
Rated 20 Oct 2017
10
2nd
Geostorm is an abysmal excuse of a disaster movie. It has a terrible plot, bad acting, horrendous special effects, a fair amount of stupidity, and a lack of basic craft. It's a poor knockoff of a Roland Emmerich movie--and Emmerich's movies are already in a low cinematic tier. This is garbage, pure and simple, and you should not support cinema this lacking in quality.
Rated 01 Feb 2019
5
1st
Dean Devlin's obsession with blowing up the world continues in this overly long turdburger. It seemed like it was 4 hours long. Maybe I am still watching it. Is this my punishment? My own personal hell, where a world (even one defeated by constant natural disaster) would actually elect Andy Garcia as President? It's like a thinking mans The Core.
Rated 31 Jan 2018
95
79th
Mix a massive disaster movie with a mystery and add a little brotherly bonding and you have a really rocking good time.
Rated 24 Oct 2017
3
3rd
Good if you like big kabooms and a script written by a thirteen year old, bad if you like science.
Rated 05 May 2023
53
36th
J'ai pas vraiment d'avis. J'ai regardé sans trop me soucier de l'histoire et des personnages. Butler est plutôt doué en mec qui va sauver l'humanité, c'est un beau mec qui captive facilement, autant que son frère joué par Jim Sturgess (la ressemblance est frappante). Ce film ne surprendra personne.. mais y'a facilement moyen de ne pas se faire totalement chier. De plus, le geek insupportable se fait méchamment éclater ! Le film mérite la moyenne juste pour ça !
Rated 15 Jan 2019
57
52nd
I enjoyed this sci-fi popcorn thriller. Good production value, solid cast, and Gerard Butler is excellent as usual.
Rated 25 Oct 2017
40
22nd
Had one moment of tension that grabbed my attention, but this was a bad script. Not a lot of thought went into this. Decent enough acting for what it was.
Rated 19 Jul 2018
60
68th
Not only is not boring that besides it adds some awesome FX and half of the movie is set in space... do you want more? then watch Tar's "Satantango".
Rated 01 May 2018
70
51st
Ridiculous, but cheesy fun with Gerard Butler.
Rated 26 Nov 2017
45
25th
Not that bad.
Rated 23 Jan 2018
20
6th
This is traaaaash
Rated 19 Jan 2018
53
19th
Somewhat OK disaster movie. Would've been way more fun, if Michael Bay had directed it. :> Watching Jim Sturgess and Chiwetel Ejiofor compete in a gravitas battle/overacting competition would definitely be the most annoying thing in the world.
Rated 24 Oct 2017
22
4th
The effects are bad but not as bad as the acting from Gerard Butler, Abbie Cornish and the forever annoying Jim Sturgess.
Rated 24 Jan 2018
48
24th
It wasn't a complete disaster. More reviews here : http://movie-freak.be
Rated 25 Oct 2017
30
8th
This is utter b-movie schlock, but it's awesomely bad b-movie schlock. It's unintentionally enjoyable and sometimes hilarious, which is why I'm giving it a 30 over the 20-ish it truly deserves. Sometimes a bad movie can be surprisingly watchable!
Rated 19 Sep 2019
3
5th
Sloppy plotting (turns out hacking into the White House secret files is a breeze), mediocre CGI, awfully cheesy dialogue and narration, but so help me, I'm a sucker for these globe-hopping movies with intense place title cards (HONG KONG. 9:32AM) that pop up every two minutes at the bottom of the screen. A dose of political thrills adds some pointed suspense to the jumbo disaster action, and the tension released in the final act shows the film was decently effective even if poorly crafted.
Rated 09 Mar 2018
20
3rd
Not nearly enough geostorms.
Rated 24 Jan 2018
45
5th
Kinda silly but amusing at the same time. FYI, projectile weapons on space stations is a bad idea.
Rated 12 Nov 2017
7
36th
Laughable from a technical feasibility point of view, but I still found it entertaining.
Rated 27 Sep 2019
25
0th
Holy sh*t this is bad.
Rated 26 Nov 2017
11
8th
This was really pure crap. Terrible story, out of place effects and no building of the characters. The the beginning of the film there was a couple of good lines I liked.
Rated 08 Dec 2017
12
5th
Only good part of the movie is the awesome nap I had during it
Rated 03 May 2018
10
3rd
Well, that was stupid.
Rated 15 Mar 2018
68
25th
Fun throwback. Should have gone straight to Netflix. Best and most optimistic scenes show dozens of space shuttles on launch pads. Every satellite in their impossible orbits probably would cost a hundred billion dollars. Was hoping Gerard Butler was the villain. Lightning effect looked terrible.
Rated 30 Oct 2022
73
39th
This looked cool in 3D VR. Predictable story with some solid action and charming characters. It may not have been as compelling on the flat screen, but in 3D VR it looks cool.
Rated 19 Apr 2024
10
0th
Rated 26 Jan 2020
20
5th
Very bad movie
Rated 20 Oct 2017
30
1st
A disaster film that does not give what the audience wants. If you cannot write a less silly script, at least you could have given us some eye candies.
Rated 04 Feb 2018
21
1st
It's as if first time director Dean Devlin hurled a crate full of outtakes from Deep Impact, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 into a tornado and filmed the shit storm. He's certainly studied the Disaster Films 101 handbook inside out: important people look intensely at monitors, droves of civilians run from [insert CGI natural disaster here], while action-man scientist Gerard Butler tries to save the world from space. But you'll be as bored as Ed Harris and Andy Garcia. An epic disaster.
Rated 04 Aug 2018
73
41st
This was watchable, your typical action movie, not sure it's memorable or rewatchable but it still serves a purpose as a one time watch.
Rated 12 May 2021
30
7th
I have a great idea for a movie! A family that really get on with each other get wiped out, along with millions of others, by a natural disaster because there is no technology to stop it! We can call it "The Reality!" Over to you Dean! As this film is set "today", the idea behind it is completely flawed from the outset. I remember when Ed Harris had a normal hairline, and made good movies but unfortunately, this is a completely ludicrous stinker. Deathwish script sentence: "I've worked it out!"
Rated 02 Dec 2017
40
19th
eng; [geostorm]; in einer zukünftigen welt wurde die katastrophale klimaveränderung durch wissenschaftliches geoengineering aufgehalten, doch die technologie hat scheinbar eine fehlfunktion mit weltbedrohendem charakter.; (prinzipiell interessante und spannende story, teilweise aber zu melodramatisch)
Rated 11 Jan 2018
40
13th
Not just enough geostorm, but not enough retarded ideas to make it truly interesting. We will always wonder what this would've been if directed by disaster master Roland Emmerich.
Rated 08 Apr 2023
70
46th
Top badass moment? I bet Gerard Butler lists "frequent, hand-on experience of saving The President" on his CV. Yes it’s unrealistic; from the premise that world leaders can actually agree on something, to the prediction, to the second, of when a geostorm will start. People who moan about this film are like those who go out in the rain without a coat and then grumble they got wet. Well, what did you expect? 1 cat (who seemed to enjoy showing his bottom to everyone), no chainsaws or decapitations.
Rated 01 Jan 2019
62
52nd
In a future where climate change gets really bad, humanity unites to create a network of satelites with which they can control the weather anywhere on the planet. Then one of them decides to use it as a weapon. Okay, the main plot is pretty awesome. Sadly, it doesn't get the details very well. Neither the acting nor the characters are strong. The picture starts with such a heavy political tone that you can't even notice the story beneath it and it only gets better very slowly.
Rated 09 Feb 2024
34
1st
ma ameriška klobasa.
Rated 21 Apr 2018
65
65th
Entertainment: 4/4. Spirit: 1/3. Sustainability: 1.5/3
Rated 01 Jan 2022
50
15th
A schlocky, manipulative collection of disaster movie clichés - and proud of it - GEOSTORM knows exactly what it is and delivers exactly what is promised in its bugnuts third act.
Rated 28 Jun 2021
50
75th
On the front end, this is a movie where the third act is solid, possibly good, and the first two acts are extremely poor. That said: if I had watched this movie prior to the COVID-19 pandemic I would have scoffed at a plot wherein factions of the US and UK governments used a global crisis with lethal outcomes to kill incomprehensible numbers of people who never had a say in the matter. Thankfully for 2017's Geostorm I didn't. May our future live up to the optimistic ending of this picture.
Rated 28 Jul 2019
34
10th
Jim Sturgess' text messages in court were a warning to the viewers.
Rated 18 Nov 2018
9
2nd
For pete's sake, is there like a Final Draft template script for sci-fi disaster movies? If there is, Dean Devlin uses it. This was awful. It says volumes that films by The Asylum on a fraction of the budget are infinitely better. Also, this isn't even the best movie named after a car. I loved how apparently in 2022 we can build warehouses in space with gravity control.
Rated 28 Jul 2023
21
16th
B-grade acting skills of lead actors ruined a decent story.
Rated 29 Apr 2021
6
18th
This is a film that gets worse by the minute. The film is fucking asinine and absurd, without question. However, I'm going to give it a few style points simply for some of the special effects, camera work, and its somewhat successful attempt at being suspenseful. While I'm still not entirely sure what this film is about, as I lost most interest and grew tired about half way through, the effort is clearly here, and these days I suppose that counts for something. Not a total waste, but mostly.
Rated 25 May 2020
50
27th
Pure Roland Emmerick wannabe cheese. It has Gerald Butler at other times whisper expositions or bellows orders. The word "Dutch Boy" is said dozens of times. Don't get me wrong - this is a terrible film from a terrible story but it has some camp value.
Rated 05 Nov 2017
70
26th
This movie had a bad script, if you get that out of the way it is actually a really enjoyable movie. Do not expect real science and real possible theories as to what could happen. Just sit back and enjoy the silly ride and over the top experience. Geostorm was a fun date night film with some good actors present. Cornish and Harris were the most interesting. Butler has never been one of the actors I enjoyed watching but still a fun in this one. If you are thinking Oscars then you will hate it.
Rated 05 Feb 2018
68
25th
Not that many storms, despite the title. Too much focus on Gerard Butler's boring character.
Rated 26 Nov 2017
25
12th
I feel like I didn't get the joke but Andy Garcia for president!
Rated 02 Dec 2018
15
3rd
Do yourself a favour and avoid this turd.
Rated 05 Nov 2018
23
5th
Geostorm never fully realizes its ambition. The idea is just fine, but the execution is never quite large or destructive enough. Not to mention we've seen it all before.

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