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When catastrophic climate change endangers Earth's very survival, world governments unite and create the Dutch Boy Program: a world wide net of satellites, surrounding the planet, that are armed with geoengineering technologies designed to stave off the natural disasters. After successfully protecting the planet for two years, something is starting to go wrong. Two estranged brothers are tasked with solving the program's malfunction before a world wide Geostorm can engulf the planet. (imdb)

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TCI | Percentile | Date Ranked | # Stars (Reviews)
Date User Score
May 19 LesterGroans
55 17%
May 11 Navid4030
64 8%
May 11 ElctricSheep
59 4%
May 10 lenno15697
60 11%
May 08 rDin r.Din
50 16%
May 05 cochrane
30 4%
May 03 Kavu Kavu
10 4%
Well, that was stupid.
May 02 YellowHouse
63 1%
May 01 RTCritics
0 0%
May 01 bktan
70 50%
Ridiculous, but cheesy fun with Gerard Butler.
Apr 27 Iamdwg
85 72%
Apr 27 zeki0920
50 1%
Apr 23 kupfertj
3 1%
Apr 23 pepespray
30 0%
Apr 23 adidawha adidawha
25 3%
Apr 23 JR2014PRCNTL
30 21%
Apr 23 LordBeefJerk
40 24%
Apr 22 rainer71 rainer71
83 27%
Apr 21 and.sah
45 2%
Apr 21 dumitrul
70 8%
Apr 21 georgekao georgekao
65 78%
Entertainment: 4/4. Spirit: 1/3. Sustainability: 1.5/3
Apr 17 feritdgn feritdgn
35 2%
Apr 16 NonyaBeezWax
30 9%
Apr 14 Dirky
55 3%
Apr 13 Kurt.M
10 4%
Apr 13 bof bof
20 5%
If Seinfeld was still on, this is the sort of movie Jerry and George would try to go see and fail, and they'd be better off that way.
Apr 10 basalganglia basalganglia
24 23%
Apr 09 donjepski
60 22%
Apr 04 luthar15
62 65%
Apr 03 sacmersault sacmersault
20 1%
Apr 02 Phantom_Nook Phantom Nook
65 17%
Apr 02 VepsoO
39 2%
Apr 02 JimRPh
87 53%
Apr 01 siweq86
70 53%
Mar 30 FlixMG7 FlixMG7
10 10%
Mar 26 Delek
93 51%
Mar 24 mwgerb mwgerb
18 7%
Mar 22 knicknut
28 24%
Mar 22 camus camus
55 16%
Mar 21 educhristoph educhristoph
45 3%
Mar 20 eattherude
40 3%
Mar 18 Ritteh
30 6%
First minute was great. Then it turned into the standard predictable action/disaster flick filled with plot holes. But hey, at least there's a space station that takes an hour to self destruct in case it's falling to Earth. (And wow, Criticker properly predicted my rating.)
Mar 17 WillyV
36 8%
Mar 15 petrichor
72 14%
Mar 15 MenialRetcon
76 20%
Fun throwback. Should have gone straight to Netflix. Best and most optimistic scenes show dozens of space shuttles on launch pads. Every satellite in their impossible orbits probably would cost a hundred billion dollars. Was hoping Gerard Butler was the villain. Lightning effect looked terrible.
Mar 14 SMClonk
42 18%
Mar 14 RottenT
13 7%
Mar 14 angel4402
50 0%
Mar 13 lovleigh lovleigh
25 1%
Mar 12 forgopoulos forgopoulos
25 4%
Mar 09 ABUNCHOFCATS ABUNCHOFCATS
20 5%
Not nearly enough geostorms.
Mar 09 gulahgula gulahgula
20 0%
Mar 08 sejersenj
3 24%
Mar 07 vicorio
45 12%
Mar 04 maroline maroline
30 3%
Mar 04 HobbesZ HobbesZ
50 25%
Mar 03 Coheed
20 1%
Mar 02 BroWnTyGeR
50 21%
Mar 02 korbenPL korbenPL
18 8%
Feb 28 thorn969
25 22%
Feb 27 Lapalla48
70 54%
Feb 26 sarp sarp
50 10%
Feb 25 shenks
30 10%
Feb 20 Dobermann Dobermann
27 4%
Feb 19 zacker
30 6%
Feb 17 cenk_k cenk k.
2 1%
Feb 16 fatihis
49 13%
Feb 16 Wiche Wiche
59 31%
Feb 15 Valac Valac
60 42%
Feb 15 Dercetius
30 2%
Feb 14 tatabaanee tatabaanee
25 3%
Feb 13 plvenice
4 22%
Feb 13 Skerringer
50 27%
Feb 12 Winternight Winternight
25 13%
Feb 12 kadikoy kadikoy
55 37%
Feb 12 Ytadel Ytadel
2 13%
when i'm watching a movie to see awesomely terribad CGI of tsunamis and infernos and tornados destroying the earth one of the things i usually say to myself is "i wish this movie had a political thriller subplot about an attempted coup against the president"
Feb 11 TaakoDurden TaakoDurden
30 0%
Feb 11 TashaE
40 56%
Feb 11 desmondo
22 1%
Feb 09 fjlopes
86 41%
Feb 09 froce froce
30 12%
Feb 08 SantaClaus SantaClaus
20 3%
Feb 07 reeses87
70 31%
Feb 06 Kopenhaver Kopenhaver
80 44%
Feb 05 venos
10 0%
Feb 05 kroolu kroolu
77 58%
Feb 05 Nyctalope Nyctalope
68 25%
Not that many storms, despite the title. Too much focus on Gerard Butler's boring character.
Feb 04 CineCorner
12 0%
Feb 04 KARANT KARANT
21 0%
It's as if first time director Dean Devlin hurled a crate full of outtakes from Deep Impact, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 into a tornado and filmed the shit storm. He's certainly studied the Disaster Films 101 handbook inside out: important people look intensely at monitors, droves of civilians run from [insert CGI natural disaster here], while action-man scientist Gerard Butler tries to save the world from space. But you'll be as bored as Ed Harris and Andy Garcia. An epic disaster.
Feb 03 outTake outTake
80 58%
Feb 03 Flesh2Plush Flesh2Plush
48 17%
Feb 02 furbkirb
55 18%
Feb 02 tjrink
15 7%
Jan 31 bilalemre bilalemre
43 13%
Jan 31 DougCollins DougCollins
95 83%
Mix a massive disaster movie with a mystery and add a little brotherly bonding and you have a really rocking good time.
Jan 30 dthf
11 0%
Jan 28 Origin
80 29%
Jan 28 tarr
10 0%
Jan 28 mightyball
65 20%
Jan 27 umidgurbanov umidgurbanov
44 10%
Jan 27 Cronos
20 7%
Jan 27 spyce
51 6%
Jan 26 daniel daniel
5 8%
Jan 26 Vokalbum Vokalbum
30 2%
Jan 26 BeyzaS BeyzaS
50 17%
Jan 26 ghost588
80 50%
Jan 25 tatarbey tatarbey
51 4%
Jan 24 msprague msprague
45 6%
Kinda silly but amusing at the same time. FYI, projectile weapons on space stations is a bad idea.
Jan 24 ikkegoemikke ikkegoemikke
48 37%
It wasn't a complete disaster. More reviews here : http://movie-freak.be [Full Review]
Jan 23 chemtrails chemtrails
20 7%
This is traaaaash
Jan 23 addeh addeh
20 1%
Jan 22 CreationP
75 20%
Jan 22 sleepyg sleepyg
45 7%
Jan 22 Bunyas Bunyas
55 22%
Jan 22 rlukaku rlukaku
65 30%
Jan 22 orcunyondem orcunyondem
44 31%
Jan 22 RodopLu
52 17%
Jan 21 tehmarvelman
43 0%
Jan 21 xnder x@nder
20 1%
Jan 20 Oktay Oktay
0 0%
Jan 20 lonetraceur lonetraceur
45 15%
Jan 20 Zoltan Zoltan
40 10%
Jan 20 Michygen
50 7%
Jan 20 Vassago Vassago
56 24%
I love disaster movies, doesn't matter how cheesy they are.
Jan 19 visceroid visceroid
60 23%
Jan 19 Dthepyek Dthepyek
12 3%
Jan 18 chmulcr0n chmul_cr0n
53 18%
Somewhat OK disaster movie. Would've been way more fun, if Michael Bay had directed it. :> Watching Jim Sturgess and Chiwetel Ejiofor compete in a gravitas battle/overacting competition would definitely be the most annoying thing in the world.
Jan 18 Stera Stera
26 15%
Jan 18 mcukmf
70 22%
Jan 18 kiavash13
30 15%
Jan 17 TobyTyler
18 1%
Jan 17 megadert
70 7%
Jan 16 guzkedisi guzkedisi
30 14%
Jan 16 1903 1903
20 2%
Jan 16 silencer silencer
25 4%
Jan 15 Quaid
40 5%
Jan 15 Diggler
27 2%
Jan 14 JackRyan2014 JackRyan2014
30 21%
Jan 14 numan numan
25 2%
Jan 14 Lukany Lukany
61 30%
Jan 14 eCitizen eCitizen
40 33%
The flimsy plot badly undermines the mostly good graphics. The weather control premise was badly corrupted. Good music was sometimes overbearing. A few good acting moments, but much of the dialog was too sketchy. Not convincing in the slightest. Some of the action and graphics were moderately entertaining, but overall the plot and dialog has far too many flaws. It is mostly just a flimsy vehicle for a lot of rather overdone expensive graphics and highly paid actors. Kids will love this.
Jan 12 MJVmovieMan MJVmovieMan
60 31%
Jan 12 ReCreation07 ReCreation07
25 0%
Jan 12 ancronymous
75 1%
Jan 10 felipelahm felipelahm
40 13%
Not just enough geostorm, but not enough retarded ideas to make it truly interesting. We will always wonder what this would've been if directed by disaster master Roland Emmerich.
Jan 08 flonke
55 22%
Jan 08 SyphilisDad
0 7%
Jan 07 Sadeceali Sadeceali
48 16%
Jan 07 Fryson Fryson
50 22%
Jan 06 muratkrks muratkrks
15 1%
Jan 06 abesempire
75 4%
Jan 06 REDO1 REDO1
15 0%
Jan 05 Neilos
86 76%
Jan 05 ibodirector ibodirector
15 3%
Jan 05 drsword drsword
35 4%
Jan 05 sdiama sdiama
70 71%
Jan 05 Cerendes Cerendes
2 3%
Jan 04 baristoker baristoker
25 1%
Jan 03 Candiru
25 8%
Jan 03 10kfilms
17 10%
Jan 03 chiefg chiefg
25 9%
Jan 03 halkas halkas
12 1%
Jan 03 Sweet_Leaf Sweet Leaf
40 6%
Jan 02 GZN GZN
10 7%
Jan 02 robsolutely
22 5%
Jan 01 KubrickCube
0 0%
Dec 31, 2017 erkam erkam
10 5%
Dec 31, 2017 Phelipe Phelipe
17 3%
Dec 27, 2017 clouseau
32 7%
Dec 26, 2017 NobodyBey NobodyBey
20 1%
Dec 24, 2017 avem
5 22%
Dec 23, 2017 kb0799
21 1%
Dec 20, 2017 spaghett
20 2%
Dec 20, 2017 sheepslasher sheepslasher
2 35%
Dec 17, 2017 OnTheMF
82 33%
Dec 16, 2017 shao.lo
40 0%
Dec 15, 2017 TraverseTown TraverseTown
10 5%
Dec 11, 2017 loosecanons loosecanons
7 60%
Dec 08, 2017 mooper mooper
12 5%
Only good part of the movie is the awesome nap I had during it
Dec 07, 2017 gswanson17
15 2%
Dec 05, 2017 red_dress red dress
7 12%
Dec 04, 2017 metehan13 metehan13
46 5%
Dec 04, 2017 Temptershell Temptershell
24 0%
A tragic mixture of the worst catastrophic films of the last quarter of a century. Hopeless acting and this tiring soundtrack. It could not be worse.
Dec 03, 2017 zibonaj
65 23%
Dec 03, 2017 kubrickvari kubrickvari
37 7%
Dec 02, 2017 Darko Vandelay1
40 35%
watchable
Dec 02, 2017 spacefloh
40 18%
eng; [geostorm]; in einer zukünftigen welt wurde die katastrophale klimaveränderung durch wissenschaftliches geoengineering aufgehalten, doch die technologie hat scheinbar eine fehlfunktion mit weltbedrohendem charakter.; (prinzipiell interessante und spannende story, teilweise aber zu melodramatisch)
Dec 01, 2017 brendoman brendoman
77 10%
Nov 30, 2017 breetz breetz
64 42%
Nov 29, 2017 Tripl3 D
63 6%
Nov 28, 2017 Dehr Dehr
25 13%
Nov 28, 2017 bybrt bybrt
20 5%
Nov 27, 2017 westborn westborn
24 9%
Nov 27, 2017 BillyShears BillyShears
5 1%
I'm pointing to bowfinger's review circling and underlining it. Gerard Butler looks like a beefier Mr Bean
Nov 27, 2017 fakefeudal fakefeudal
10 1%
Nov 27, 2017 demirtas
10 0%
Nov 26, 2017 jagardoden jagardoden
64 40%
Nov 26, 2017 izideve
25 2%
Nov 26, 2017 muutanet muutanet
11 9%
This was really pure crap. Terrible story, out of place effects and no building of the characters. The the beginning of the film there was a couple of good lines I liked.
Nov 26, 2017 deliciousd deliciousd
25 9%
I feel like I didn't get the joke but Andy Garcia for president!
Nov 25, 2017 TheDiceman TheDiceman
45 23%
Not that bad.
Nov 25, 2017 ladymcdeath ladymcdeath
15 9%
Nov 25, 2017 anjos
41 15%
Nov 24, 2017 OzGrenouille OzGrenouille
42 4%
Nov 24, 2017 circleoffilm
6 3%
Nov 24, 2017 evrenuyanik evrenuyanik
25 4%
Nov 23, 2017 donquixotic
1 2%
Nov 23, 2017 Akinz Akınz
20 0%
Nov 22, 2017 gorkemoge gorkemoge
40 21%
Nov 22, 2017 melvin melvin
67 23%
Nov 21, 2017 krypt krypt
6 4%
Nov 21, 2017 toro913
12 4%
Nov 18, 2017 sebdu59
45 47%
Nov 13, 2017 hamstercan
55 34%
Nov 12, 2017 matthewsq
7 24%
Laughable from a technical feasibility point of view, but I still found it entertaining.
Nov 11, 2017 Toeler
55 5%
Nov 10, 2017 eppulf
60 6%
Nov 09, 2017 woodendoors
47 3%
Nov 08, 2017 avgcrtckr avgcrtckr
22 3%
Nov 08, 2017 filmaffinity filmaffinity
50 19%
Nov 08, 2017 haljordan2 haljordan2
1 %
Nov 07, 2017 bowfinger bowfinger
10 6%
Shitstorm.
Nov 07, 2017 Bea Bea
8 59%
Nov 06, 2017 gbastos gbastos
64 41%
Nov 06, 2017 SickForay SickForay
20 10%
Nov 06, 2017 IDYmilkshake IDYmilkshake
8 10%
Nov 06, 2017 thewire thewire
10 10%
Nov 05, 2017 cncnmovies cncnmovies
55 10%
Nov 05, 2017 kgbelliveau kgbelliveau
70 25%
This movie had a bad script, if you get that out of the way it is actually a really enjoyable movie. Do not expect real science and real possible theories as to what could happen. Just sit back and enjoy the silly ride and over the top experience. Geostorm was a fun date night film with some good actors present. Cornish and Harris were the most interesting. Butler has never been one of the actors I enjoyed watching but still a fun in this one. If you are thinking Oscars then you will hate it.
Nov 05, 2017 guardangel guard.angel
65 7%
Nov 05, 2017 dean_
3 1%
Nov 03, 2017 STK
50 25%
Nov 01, 2017 Eressea
85 81%
Nov 01, 2017 andr andr
90 80%
Oct 31, 2017 HKi HKi
54 11%
Oct 30, 2017 Killfast37 Killfast37
28 5%
Oct 29, 2017 CCLZA CCLZA
50 26%
Oct 28, 2017 EllenMarie79
50 13%
Oct 28, 2017 kerem10 kerem10
30 1%
Oct 28, 2017 donmezsefa donmezsefa
30 8%
Oct 27, 2017 hotsake hotsake
52 34%
I think people are missing the point of this movie. It's not supposed to be high art it's supposed to be big, loud and dumb and guess what it is. Is it up the with a Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich? No. But then so what who cares. The film is fast paced and I'd say about half the jokes work which is pretty good for this kind of film. This is one of those movie where you're just supposed to sit back with friends have a few drink and laugh at the stupidity of it all and be entertained.
Oct 27, 2017 filmcricket
22 4%
Oct 27, 2017 fthd fth.d
55 35%
Oct 26, 2017 yoohoo883 yoohoo
10 0%
A movie made for the lowest common denominator; there isn't an ounce of intelligence, integrity, or self respect that went into making this movie.
Oct 26, 2017 bavawajid
68 24%
Oct 26, 2017 skprod skprod
30 4%
Oct 26, 2017 Arvo Arvo
0 0%
Oct 26, 2017 Emre Bekman
69 27%
Oct 25, 2017 hsncomert hsncomert
5 1%
Oct 25, 2017 olegariogabs
50 8%
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