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Ghosts of Mars

2001
Sci-fi
Suspense/Thriller
1h 38m
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Avg Percentile 21.96% from 1558 total ratings

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Rated 10 Jan 2010
8
3rd
Ice Cube, Statham and the naked woman from Species fight an army of rabid Marilyn Manson fans on Mars. Somehow this is anything but an endorsement.
Rated 23 Jan 2022
66
30th
Carpenter's again influenced by Forbidden Planet and The Thing as he shows a world of mysterious monsters. Like some of the era's sci-fi the silly slang creates shaky world-building. And executive meddling is everywhere--including an opening Star Wars scroll backstory. But he's a master craftsman who can dramatize a relationship between cops and prisoners while also showing loud, mindless action. But Ice Cube & Natasha should be an interracial buddy duo in more movies. Marginal recommendation.
Rated 28 Nov 2015
10
11th
I'm guessing the studio didn't think the audience could comprehend such alien concepts as a female squad-commander, a female scientist, a female committee-chair, or a female police officer, so they put a disclaimer at the beginning saying that Martian society, for some reason, became matriarchal. And then for good measure, they made 2 out of every 3 characters lesbians and gave them dialogue like A: 'I need you straight, lieutenant.' B: 'I'm as straight as they come, sir.' A: 'That's too bad.'
Rated 10 Sep 2021
50
21st
Everytime Ice Cube is on screen it could've been Snake >:( Carpenter's weakest film - none of the characters are memorable outside of "hey that's Jason statham" hot observations and the music is atrocious. Gonna sit down and rescore the entire movie with tracks from Lost Themes and no I'm not.
Rated 28 Feb 2018
48
37th
John Carpenter presents a brainless sci-fi/action studio mutation of the potential third "Snake Plissken" film, "Escape From Mars", in this weird Martian version of "The Happening"(2008). Although some of the movie is admittedly fun at times, its cheesy sci-fi/action charms aren't enough to cover up the lazy convoluted mess of a story. Try to imagine Ice Cube cosplaying "Snake Plissken" fighting deadites, and you get the picture. Tolerable watch, but nothing to seek out.
Rated 04 Mar 2013
45
34th
Some weaknesses, no doubt, but the non-linear, story-within-a-story structure (including four layers of flashback) was kind of interesting, and the gusto with which it combined elements from other films was kind of amusing. Somewhat unusual in taking the side of the colonists against the colonised, and in portraying illegal drugs as beneficial. If the budget had extended to a few space-travel sequences and a greater variety of sets, I suspect audiences may have been a little more forgiving.
Rated 20 Apr 2014
76
12th
You know how there are those really impressive and ground-breaking movies that John Carpenter made? And then there are some that aren't so great, but have some redeeming qualities? "Ghosts of Mars" does not fit into either of those categories.
Rated 26 Jun 2010
30
12th
What the hell? Why are Ice Cube and Jason Statham in space? And why is John Carpenter directing it? Definitely a flick for the hardcore b-movie fans.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
5th
Ice Cube don't belee at! Poor John Carpenter, he used to scare me once.
Rated 05 Feb 2010
10
3rd
The characters are supposed to be cops, but they show a surprising unfamiliarity with their weapons and police tactics. One cop repeatedly uses the 'halt' hand signal but everyone keeps walking anyway, including that cop herself. They do everything wrong. Cops should know better, especially when the comment is made that they "have the best training." Also, the story is... well, terrible. Alien ghosts. That's a new one for me. It plays out to be as dumb as it sounds.
Rated 29 May 2014
5
2nd
carpenters turn from b-movie king to "old and tired." might have been the right style of 80s kitsch to make it cult if it was made right after escape from new york, but this came 20 years too late for that. nothing the characters do makes sense, it's essentially an hour of run 'n gun. don't kill the monsters because then the ghosts get loose? and next scene ice cube says fuck it and opens up with uzis in what should have been a suicidal strafing run. love carpenter--shouldn't have watched this.
Rated 14 Feb 2009
75
45th
They missed a scene between the ghosts taking over the bodies of the martians and then attacking: the ghost martians going to a KISS concert, because how else does one explain the ridiculous attire?
Rated 29 Jun 2007
40
26th
Surprisingly watchable with just enough for you to be unable to call it a bad movie.
Rated 06 May 2013
50
47th
Ghosts of Mars isn't really a good film, but it's consistently interesting and entertaining and contains some things that you won't often see in the movies. If you have a fondness for the color red, or B-movies set on Mars in which soldiers fight against miners infected by ghosts, turning them into savages in the process -- assuming one can be "fond" of this exact setting -- then you'll have a good time.
Rated 15 Feb 2018
58
42nd
Cheap sets that resemble Total Recall rejects and bad casting prove damaging to G.O.M, the last Carpenter that plays like an auteurist's piece.It's essentially a summation of his entire career, merging his favourite themes and genre tropes with his latter day formal traits (e.g. dissolves) and shift away from minimalist narratives. The overuse of flashbacks stalls any sense of momentum, but the almost Bava-esque lighting combined with the groove metal soundtrack kicks the action into high gear.
Rated 06 Sep 2008
4
3rd
Ice Cube's enthusiasm for his part in Ghosts of Mars is plain to see, but it really says something about the quality of a movie when he shines above the rest of the cast. The main problem with Ghosts of Mars is that it is so far up its own ass that it never seems to realise quite how terrible it actually is. With the totally useless Natasha Henstridge as a lead, some mediocre special effects, stupid enemies and badly choreographed action scenes it's very hard to bear for the entire running time.
Rated 24 Feb 2010
18
3rd
Oh, John, whyyyyyy
Rated 23 Jan 2016
50
13th
Ridiculously awful. Mostly ridiculous. Mostly. But awful. Also awful.
Rated 26 May 2007
40
17th
Ice Cube in space. Do I need to say anything else?
Rated 16 Jan 2013
33
15th
Assault on Precinct Apollo 13. There are a handful of enjoyable parts of this movie (Ice Cube chief among them) and while it's never actively boring, it's not exactly interesting either. I watched it after a few beers in the lead up to Halloween, which I assume is precisely how it's meant to be watched, and it still wasn't very good.
Rated 28 Aug 2019
2
8th
This film gets 60 points for featuring Jason Statham and Ice Cube in a film where they're capable of walking on Mars for no intellectual reason while they fend off the hordes of...possessed miners? Oh wait...you mean there are more people full of useless exposition and flashbacks no one asked for? You know I'll have to deduct 20 points for it not being that way better sounding idea and a extra 5 for whatever crap show this was my dad tried to convince me was good.
Rated 07 Apr 2012
43
13th
Carpenter has begun the free fall.
Rated 24 Feb 2007
30
9th
Poor.
Rated 09 Aug 2008
15
12th
Cheesy fun!
Rated 30 Jan 2009
33
25th
not so good
Rated 28 Nov 2021
50
35th
Just big, dumb fun. An idiotic, somewhat problematic movie that I smiled through every minute of. People will tell you things like "the CG sucks" or "it's Carpenter's worst score", but for me the music made me laugh every time and the CG actually didn't bother me.
Rated 22 Nov 2011
23
2nd
Best way to kill a zombie martian that resembles a glam-rocker? A spinning kick to the chest from Natasha Henstridge. Cue the rock soundtrack and Ice Cube bringing Compton to Mars and you have GoM. John Carpenter is a whore.
Rated 16 Aug 2009
52
16th
Some B-Movie fun, but this can't really be called a good film. It wins points for most pointless flashbacks and for naming a character "Desolation Williams" though.
Rated 09 Jul 2022
55
20th
Things really start to lose steam towards the end and the final act is some stupid-ass writing, but on the whole, I don't think that this is quite as disposable as its reputation suggests. There are some things it can't be excused of, such as the editing, but broadly speaking, Ghosts of Mars can easily be viewed as a decent attempt at mindless parody, and I think that that's the best way to view it. It's a lens that came quite naturally to me and I enjoyed it as a result.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
6th
WTF?
Rated 29 Jun 2023
71
26th
Carpenter's done this story - cops & criminals of different races & genders team up to fight a threat - before in AOP 13. That mixture of unlikely alliances was fresh in 76, but not now & so we're left w/ a generic thriller made cheaply. The only interesting ideas are never explored. Mars is a matriarchy but nothing comes of that & even though killing the virus-possessed means the virus will latch on to someone else, the heroes mow them down w/ glee. The ending's badass tone also makes no sense.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
7
1st
One of the worst movies I've ever seen. I think, literally, I made it through about 20 minutes before I just shut it off. Terrible.
Rated 23 Aug 2019
4
55th
Amazing schlock.
Rated 09 Jan 2010
20
7th
This was just on TV and I realized I've repressed that I had watched this before. Yes, so bad.
Rated 27 Jun 2023
48
10th
Some odd revisionism suggests Carpenter thinks he was making a deliberate parody – this seems more like a sincere genre effort that just doesn’t work: a mish-mash of ideas and themes familiar to Carpenter, but amped into overwrought silliness which becomes tiring and numbing as the film reaches its final act. Closer in spirit to a W.S. Anderson film but (dare I say it) not as well executed; burdened by an unusually misjudged (and ugly) music score. Statham is always fun to have around though!
Rated 14 Nov 2020
50
13th
49.5.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
54
26th
For only one kind of moviegoer: the schlock sci-fi/horror junkies. I could also add fans of John Carpenter, but I think this description covers all of them. I suppose this brings up another rule of thumb not mentioned in the beginning of the review: if you don't love at least one John Carpenter film, stay away from this one at all costs.
Rated 02 Oct 2022
40
12th
I get that it's very campy and it's supposed to be that. You don't care for any of the characters apart from the one played by Pam Grier. The bad guys are Mad Max LARP'ers who speak Simlish. Of course, you need to cast one rapper in it so that's why we got Ice Cube in this one, yo. Jason Statham is here as well for some reason, unsurprisingly playing... Jason Statham. I'd say it was entertaining, but was it entertaining in the way it was meant to be? Who knows!
Rated 20 May 2007
50
23rd
Umm, Mr. Carpenter? Are you certain that it was you -- the man who made Escape From New York, Halloween, and They Live -- that made this?
Rated 24 Sep 2010
50
16th
Disappointing. I like John Carpenter but there just isn't anything here. People really need to stop casting Ice Cube in things.
Rated 17 Nov 2018
90
78th
criticker expected me to rate it 59. But although the story was so usual to be boring (like avatar, and others), but the rythm was good
Rated 29 May 2013
20
9th
Anywhere is better than hell
Rated 01 Dec 2008
15
9th
En mix af fed science F, dårlig skuespil, billige effekter og andet roderi...
Rated 28 Apr 2009
75
11th
A strictly mediocre runaround, undermined by some fatal plot decisions.
Rated 18 Jul 2014
6
2nd
Its so very hard to believe that Ghosts of Mars is from the director who gave us The Thing and Halloween. Too many flashbacks, total lack of atmosphere, miscasting and drab scripting are just part of why this movie is a giant dud, and several leagues below the standard of those classics.
Rated 13 Nov 2014
53
15th
Complete trash but quite funny in a morbid way.
Rated 01 Sep 2008
46
8th
As much as I adore Jason Statham, even he couldn't save this self-indulgent moronic movie. Not worth the time wasted. Natasha Henstridge is a horrible actress.
Rated 24 Mar 2013
25
10th
Great to watch while stoned. It's fucking Carpenter. Arguably his worst film and deserving of a lower grade, this film excels in its ridiculousness. Perfect for when you want to sit back, relax, and watch a good ole fashioned piece of shit that isn't SO unfathomably bad you can't even get through it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
19
12th
John Carpenter swings and misses again with this film that is better left on your video store shelf.
Rated 06 Apr 2009
25
1st
Bad, and not in a funny way.
Rated 31 Mar 2017
63
57th
Take it for what it is, b-movie style entertainment and enjoy. Ice cube and Henstridge is a bit of an odd combination but somehow it works. The filming style and effects all add to the entertainment factor of this flick.
Rated 20 Jan 2008
17
2nd
Really bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
52
2nd
Entertaining, but still pure dreck
Rated 27 Jan 2012
37
15th
Why, John, why?!
Rated 13 Jan 2015
49
19th
* Casting, Acting : 5 * Script : 4.5 * Directing, Aura : 5 * Ease of Viewing : 5 * Naked Eye : 5
Rated 26 Jul 2013
93
70th
I demand kickass sequel named Escape fom Mars or Are We Possesed Yet?
Rated 27 Mar 2008
30
19th
Thankfully, the very bottom of Carpenter's downward spiral, it could only get better from here.
Rated 14 Feb 2014
80
51st
I think it makes a "domination and survival" trilogy with Assault on Precint 13 and The Fog.
Rated 24 Sep 2018
85
60th
A solid science-fiction action movie with elements of horror, reminiscent of the iconic video game Doom. The setting is introduced quickly without a lot of unnecessary exposition. It was a nice visual decision to shoot only at night and heavy use of the color red. The fight choreography is good and Natasha Henstridge is a convincing lead as a disillusioned police officer. Jason Statham also brings his humor and charisma.
Rated 25 Feb 2007
31
18th
The make-up is good. Aside from that it's not really a good movie, and I love horror movies.
Rated 16 Nov 2019
37
30th
Better than most give it credit for, it is perfectly acceptable sci-fi horror, nothing more, nothing less.
Rated 21 Feb 2016
15
81st
Star Rating: ★★★★
Rated 14 Aug 2007
46
17th
Why is this called John Carpenters Ghost of Mars? Were they thinking it would sell better much like attaching Quentin Tarantinos name to a movie?
Rated 22 Mar 2015
5
4th
Shockingly terrible, in every respect.
Rated 08 Jan 2013
39
3rd
38.500
Rated 08 Oct 2008
10
5th
Awful movie where the cast and the editor appear to be competing to see who can be worse at their jobs. It's a dead heat for most of the movie, but Henstridge's monotone performance edges out the horrible transitions and cross-fades. John Carpenter, what *happened*?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
1st
The Probable Score Indicator bet that I would hate it. Right again!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
59
58th
Assault on Precinct 13 never looked so alien, but this update carries just barely enough gravitas to keep it from being bad.
Rated 06 Mar 2013
85
92nd
Probably the most misunderstood and wicked film of the last decade -- thanks, Ice Cube --, but still a piece that has aged well -- sorry, Ghost of Mars' haters -- both as an over-the-top action flick and as an uncompromising and chilling horror attraction. Carpenter covers multiple points of view in order not to make the viewer well-informed, but just more aware of what's coming, which is: outlaws and soldiers as brothers in arms fighting an invisible, I-will-possess-you menace.
Rated 31 Aug 2011
39
2nd
38.500
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
14th
After being back in form with Vampires, here John remakes Assault on precinct 13 this time in space. Lame lame lame, and I normally LOVE John Carpenter films
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
3rd
Total shit.
Rated 09 May 2013
60
9th
Thriller style plot classic and mostly predictable, but sill a nice sci-fi film to sit down with when you want to watch something less thought provoking and more I've-had-a-long-day-run-around-and-shoot-stuff-ish...
Rated 10 Jan 2009
13
18th
Uh....huh. This was...special.
Rated 18 Feb 2009
2
16th
"Well, it's better than both Mission To Mars and Red Planet."
Rated 14 Aug 2007
46
13th
When I see films like this from a guy who used to have one of the most creative minds in Hollywood, I want to tell him to just give up. It's essentially Assault on Precinct 13 with aliens (bad movie orignally, but good concept), which isn't that impressive. The acting is bad, the story is bad, and the movie is bad.
Rated 29 Jun 2009
55
42nd
Overall Enjoyment: 30/40, Plot/Themes: 10/20, Cinematography/Direction: 10/20, Acting/Writing: 5/20 Ice Cube made this move highly entertaining.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
0th
This film just plain sucks.
Rated 22 Aug 2010
90
66th
A guilty pleasure! Carpenter brings to the screen a campy, action filled horror movie with some good special effects and equally great action sequences. Highly recommended!
Rated 29 Mar 2008
21
20th
Ice Cube: There's 'f'in ghosts in the colonists we gotta kill-em. Stratham: Cube, man it's only a movie (as Ice Cube eviscerates an extra)
Rated 11 Sep 2015
20
11th
Worst carpenter movie?
Rated 22 Mar 2008
65
26th
I generally like Carpenter, but this was a weaker film. Enough creepy and scary that I didn't hate it, but not enough to make it a really good movie.
Rated 26 Aug 2019
25
5th
Ice Carpenter
Rated 08 Oct 2011
29
1st
29.000
Rated 20 Mar 2009
60
50th
Ok, ok, this isn't a good movie, but you know what? I had a lot of fun watching it. It seems they put more work into the backstory than they did the actual story unfolding, but for what it's worth, I thought it was good, silly fun. I liked it for that.
Rated 03 Aug 2008
70
45th
Very funny, great for little china-type carpenter fans I would think
Rated 27 Nov 2012
21
9th
Yeah, no. Everything is pretty stupid in this movie. Everyone is trying to get into Henstridge's pants, Statham comes up with some of the worst pick up lines ever and it features some Inception-level bullshit of flashbacks within flashbacks within flashbacks. I mean, at least it was hilarious with it being a complete train-wreck of a sci-fi film. I can't believe that John Carpenter both wrote and directed this; it just seems to implausible for him to make something this bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
64
4th
Why do I do these things to myself?
Rated 22 Aug 2011
3
12th
Planet of The Vampires knock-off.
Rated 19 Nov 2010
70
83rd
A surprisingly amazing action picture with a terrifying antagonist. The cheesy guitars, hulking trains, shimmering leather, piked heads, and lost thumbs all add up to fantastic. I feel bad for having neglected to see Ghosts of Mars until now.
Rated 28 Oct 2007
10
2nd
Bad, boring, fake and stupid. Anything that can be wrong with a movie, this one has it.
Rated 26 Jan 2011
1
0th
HATED THIS MOVIE!
Rated 11 Jan 2009
56
25th
Yeah so maybe this isn't actually any good, but it's a great late-night cable tv movie and I love Ice Cube.
Rated 29 Nov 2011
30
2nd
This is like John Carpenter's epitaph in screen form: he assembles tons of elements that you've seen throughout his older (and much better) films and throws it all together wildly with no concern for the audio department and what looks like reused sets from Total Recall (the train). I have to mention the worst part of the movie being the main villain, what in anyone's right mind would convince them that it was a good idea to use that actor's high pitched voice as the character's voice?
Rated 08 Jan 2012
40
14th
4- might want to skip this one, not that hot
Rated 27 Apr 2008
40
12th
While having some of the director's distinctive features (most prominently the setting itself), it's too forced in its "coolness" and harmed by some very strange editing. And Ice Cube is no Kurt Russel, or no Darwin Joston for that matter.
Rated 05 Aug 2016
5
7th
I thought this might be b-grade cheesy fun but it's unwatchable tripe
Rated 28 Jan 2014
66
43rd
as usual with carpenter films the ending sums it up really well, while it's taking a pretty boring and often enough retarted way to get there. :)
Rated 08 Jul 2008
10
10th
John Carpenter used to make decent, scary, bold movies you know.
Rated 26 Oct 2009
30
8th
Totally forgettable "Thriller"

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