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Gigli

Gigli

2003
Romance, Comedy
2h 1m
In this unconventional romantic comedy, low-level hood Larry Gigli (Affleck) is given an assignment that gets him in way over his head and Ricki (Lopez), a gorgeous free spirited female enforcer is sent in to assist him. (Sony)
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Gigli

2003
Romance, Comedy
2h 1m
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Rated 05 Mar 2016
30
13th
This is not a good movie at all, but do you remember back when Bennifer-haters tried to convince us all that this was the worst movie of all time? That was my 'You don't know where I've been' moment.
Rated 20 Feb 2008
39
2nd
Its a horrible movie..... (JABC cont pt.3) to save their marriage. HE HAS TO READ THE ENTIRE book out loud. Give the guy a break. He just wants to play some NBA Live. I give the guy credit for reading it, but the girl is a freakin nutcase. Oh man and then the one other lady has her husband walk out on her, because he has found another woman (after 20 yrs of marriage), but then in the final scene he comes back to the final book club, and she is cool with it, and it all ends happily. Boo!!!
Rated 26 Jul 2010
11
2nd
Amazingly terrible movie, and insulting to lesbians and people with mental disabilities everywhere. Still, I couldn't help but think that they could have had a fantastic comedy if they got rid of Jennifer Lopez and the ridiculously serious music. Larry Jiggly, a secretly gay gangster trying to act tough, kidnaps a retarded Justin Bartha who spouts catchphrases like "God bless you penis", and they go on the run from local psychotic cop Christopher Walken. That's comedy potential.
Rated 20 Mar 2008
0
0th
Suffice to say, they use this film as a general anesthetic at the local hospital.
Rated 24 Oct 2010
10
9th
"Gigli pretends to be a sophisticated comedy of the sexes yet it's written with the adolescent gusto of a fifty-year-old who's finally discovered that a penis goes inside a vagina." - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 03 Oct 2011
0
0th
Ben Affleck uses the term "dyke-asaurus Rex"...so there's that.
Rated 31 Oct 2011
10
13th
Best things of this film: fish eating brainbits, Affleck's half naked bodeh. Worst things: everything else (that writing, Jesus Christ) and my brain damage
Rated 15 Dec 2011
9
0th
I finally checked out this movie, and it did not disappoint, it was horrible. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were miscast and the dialogue was extremely painful: "gobble, gobble." The scenes with Walken and Pacino were like scenes from some other movie spliced into this one.
Rated 28 Oct 2012
10
2nd
The best thing I can say about this movie is that I was only actually angry for about a third of it.
Rated 13 Feb 2007
5
0th
Show this in the film schools.. and teach them they shouldn't make this kind of films.
Rated 18 Mar 2007
23
6th
Really not the worst movie ever made. Still doesn't stop it from being a horrible piece of crap.
Rated 19 May 2007
20
3rd
Not quite as bad as most say, but still awful.
Rated 30 Jun 2007
0
1st
it was a romantic comedy? IT WAS A ROMANTIC COMEDY!!?!?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
0th
I could not sit through this waste of a film. The charming and affable Ben Affleck comes across as dumb as a post and twice as grating with his "authentic" Noo Yawk accent. I generally like his acting, but please, when I think Wiseguy - the last guy I think of is Affleck. Oh yeah, Jennifer Lopez is in this too - as if I needed to disclose that.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
62
4th
This movie has less going for it than a deaf, dumb and blind quadrapalegic.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
0th
It's not even funny bad. It's rip your hair out bad. Not only is it entirely stupid, but it's really long. Utter crapulence!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
20th
What about your finger nails?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
2nd
Could this be the worst movie of all time?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
0th
Ok. I didn't watch this movie nor that I had planed to, but there's a reason why I ranked it. It's SO bad that I'd rather lose every eyelash than watch Gigli.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
13
3rd
deserves its reputation...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
5th
A legendary bad movie, and not unjustly so. It's not the worst film I've ever seen, but I'll just say that at fails in every one of the myriad genres it tries its hand at - romance, comedy, thriller, drama, it all falls 99-100% flat. Al Pacino appears playing what I guess is supposed to be a parody of Al Pacino. Gobble gobble.
Rated 23 Oct 2007
7
2nd
There are a lot of films that attract critical scorn yet are pefectly enjoyable. Gigli is not one of them. This film fails on every single level. Aside from cameos from Christopher Walken and Al Pacino, there is nothing interesting or appealing about this wreck. Avoid at all costs.
Rated 28 Dec 2007
7
1st
A spectacular train-wreck that follows Murphy's Law to the letter: everything that could have gone wrong, has gone wrong.
Rated 05 Feb 2008
12
14th
ben affleck's worst movie ever. "jersey girl", another ben affleck and jLo movie, was really good compared to this. they are both at their worst here. and the story is so ridiculous. it's not funny at all!
Rated 29 Feb 2008
0
8th
In a world of putrid Ben Affleck films, this one is the greenest turd in the shitpile.
Rated 14 Mar 2008
1
0th
I'm sure that it's popular to hate this movie, but it really is horrible.
Rated 15 May 2008
25
8th
I'm proud to say I hated this as much as everybody else.
Rated 14 Jun 2008
5
1st
bad movie
Rated 26 Sep 2008
5
3rd
Just unwatchable
Rated 17 Jan 2009
15
1st
This movie is really bad, but the vagina monologue is something everyone should watch.
Rated 08 Feb 2009
71
33rd
not that bad
Rated 04 Mar 2009
1
1st
I don't know what's worse, Ben Affleck's acting, or the fact that people actually let Ben Affleck act.
Rated 09 Apr 2009
10
0th
5 for jen's behind and 5 for ben's front..err...face
Rated 17 Jun 2009
6
35th
Not as bad as people make it out to be. Actually the worst part of it is the soundtrack. The sound score keeps coming up with heart wrenching orchestras on the stupidest scenes.
Rated 16 Aug 2009
30
3rd
A little better than everyone says it is, but still bad.
Rated 08 Sep 2009
85
85th
A very much mistreated film in which many of its detractors are either not watching or overlooking what the film is actually trying to say. There are some flaws (the film definitely could have used a better score) but writer/director Martin Brest never once cheats the viewer, and he stays true to the themes and motifs he examines.
Rated 17 Mar 2010
0
0th
Watching this movie made me feel like my stomach was starting to digest all my other organs. Nearly drove me to tears. Incompetent on every level imaginable.
Rated 31 Mar 2010
19
4th
Not really that bad compared to other pieces of trash made by Jennifer Lopez
Rated 22 Apr 2010
5
1st
LOL. Want to give it higher since it's sort of a classic (in the wrong way) and plus J. Lo is super hot in it.
Rated 21 Jun 2010
0
0th
Literally torture. Highly effective.
Rated 01 Aug 2010
0
0th
It may be a cliche to say it, and it may be a cliche to apply it to this film. But it is, it truly is, the worst film ever made. There will be no other film I rate 0. Never.
Rated 22 Sep 2010
0
0th
The badness of this movie is legend and its deserving of every terrible thing said about it. You may have one friend that says, "oh it's not as bad as they say". Well buddy, let me tell you, it's time to end that friend. You end them hard, and you end them fast, because sister, that kinda friend will kill you in the end. YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU BRAD. I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!
Rated 30 Jan 2012
12
0th
12.250
Rated 16 Mar 2012
15
2nd
A serious contender for worst movie ever.
Rated 24 Nov 2012
1
0th
Not good. We could have done better! Total waste of resources!
Rated 25 Dec 2012
0
2nd
Ahead of its time.
Rated 22 Sep 2013
100
98th
I have watched this movie more times than almost any other movie and feel it deserves a Room style following. Everything about it is perfectly stupid and wrong as well as offensive and distasteful. Nearly every line is quotable hilarity. God bless you penis :) Martin Brest made the ultimate piece of hackery with this, and thus became the ultimate hack. Its turkey time muthafuckas ;)
Rated 31 Dec 2013
60
62nd
It is worth seeing. Sure, it might not work well as a story-driven film, but its individual scenes and exchanges of dialogue have some interesting things to say, and are executed well. It will get people to talk, and even if you absolutely hate it, it's one of those bizarre movies you'll be glad you saw at least once.
Rated 31 Jul 2014
11
2nd
One of the most infamous of bad films, and indeed, it's quite horrendous, but when separated from its notoriety, it's just so damn BORING. The plot is a drab mixture of caper and rom-com tropes, achingly protracted, indifferently when not horrifically acted: Ben Affleck veers between lifelessness, Jennifer Lopez is utterly vapid, and Justin Bartha is one of the most offensive caricatures of mental retardation in cinema history. Martin Brest's vision was apparently compromised in the final edit.
Rated 29 Oct 2014
8
1st
Rarely do I rank a film without finishing it. It wasn't my choice I didn't finish it, my roommates made it stop. When they pulled the plug, Affleck was about the saddle up with Lopez while a spastic boy slept on his couch. I had a eerie feeling they were going to develop into a mismatched family unit. Gigli gets the production right, just not the script, at all. It left a misguided, seedy taste behind. BA, JL, CW & AP cashed in. Sadly, I didn't get to see Walken or Pacino earn their keep.
Rated 31 Dec 2014
10
2nd
"If by some fuckin' miracle long shot you haven't heard of my reputation let me tell you who the fuck I am! I am the fuckin' Sultan of Slick, Sadie! I am the rule of fuckin' cool! You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug? You sit at my fuckin' feet and gather the pearls that emanate forth from me! Because I'm the fuckin' original, straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack, fuckin hustler, original gangster's gangster!"-Ben Affleck I can't even insult his acting. No actor could save this script.
Rated 23 Feb 2015
8
2nd
Arguably the worst movie ever made.
Rated 21 Jul 2015
9
1st
An awful excuse for a story, terrible waste of acting talent (not that it shows here), generally well deserving of its destroying reviews. Still not the worst film ever though, thanks to Jay Roach!
Rated 22 Jul 2016
25
0th
Very long run time for a movie with not much to say. Bad dialogue, nonsense story, and worse of all: boring! Didn't help that 75% of it was shot in one location. Like The Room but without the laughs.
Rated 02 Jan 2018
28
2nd
I wouldn't say this has aged like fine wine. We all like a good movie when a character turns someone gay straight. Hilariously bad.
Rated 11 Nov 2019
30
12th
This is embarrassing for everyone involved, but in an earnest, endearing way.
Rated 07 Sep 2020
76
19th
Critics and audiences were already primed to hate the laughably monikered Gigli, a film made immediately infamous for marking the start of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's relationship and – more significantly – the firing up of the Jen/Ben media machine. But forget all that.
Rated 13 Jul 2021
63
34th
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Rated 10 Mar 2022
17
0th
I did hear it was bad, and I was thinking, it couldn't be that bad. Well it's actually worse. I almost didn't finish it. It is very tone deaf and borderline insulting about everything it features, near or far. A pile of 2x4 shows less wooden acting than the leads. Nothing was funny or thrilling in any way, nor even cute. Some The Asylum holiday movies, or even bad parodies like Date Movie (which was abysmal) have more excitement and cute in them
Rated 06 Apr 2023
40
14th
Absolutely bizarre.
Rated 02 Jul 2023
73
32nd
A criminally underrated movie. No where near as bad as people say it is. It could have been cut by about 15 to 20 minutes. I found myself laughing and intrigued by the story. Interestingly, its a movie that doesn't ft in 2003 nor in 2023. Still, an enjoyable flick with good dialogue delivery by all the major players/
Rated 24 Feb 2024
10
3rd
Despite decades of having this movie as a punchline, I wasn't prepared for the kind of bad it was. The horrifying portrayal of neurodivergence and the terrible approach to queerness were as expected, but the baffling structure where the movie is a three-hander with a succession of one-scene guest stars, the dialogue that's really a series of monologues, the cinematography, the complete lack of an arc for our title character... it is astonishing so many talented people worked on this.
Rated 17 Mar 2024
40
5th
There's just not much good you can say about this bizarre mish-mash of a movie. It's not particularly funny (not even accidentally), and there's no mystery to the romantic storyline partially due to the real-life coupling. The casting doesn't work, nor does the weird combination of symphonic orchestra and rap for the soundtrack. Props to JLo for managing to keep a straight face during filming as Affleck spews out whatever it is he's saying.

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