Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong

I can't tell what is worse the separate lame franchises or this lame crossover.

The Mount Rushmore of modern franchise monster-movie villains facing off in cinematic battle consists of; "Freddy vs. Jason"(2003), "Alien vs. Predator"(2004), and now...."Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong"(2013)...said literally no one...ever. At this point, I'm becoming so much more invested in hows/whys{?s} of Charles Band and the finances behind these productions. How could there be four more movies? Who asked for this? Who, while making it, was like, "yepp, we did it...this is entertainment."?

Two shitty franchises that literally have no fans are finally coming together in an event só underwhelming, só poorly constructed and só cheap that it somehow becomes lesser than its parts. There is no reason for this padded out crossover failure to exist. It provides negative entertainment to such a degree that it almost feels like it doesn't even belong in our universe. As an added insult, the world is still denied the glory of a 'Leprechaun versus Wishmaster' film. Boo!