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Grand Piano

Grand Piano

2013
Drama
Suspense/Thriller
1h 30m
Moments before his comeback performance, a concert pianist who suffers from stage fright discovers a note written on his music sheet.
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Grand Piano

2013
Drama
Suspense/Thriller
1h 30m
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Avg Percentile 40.18% from 362 total ratings

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Rated 01 Feb 2014
6
55th
Phone Booth by way of 80s Dario Argento complete with wicked stylistic flourishes (neat colorgrading, great use of camera angles, pulsating score etc.) is taut, tense and thrilling.
Rated 14 Mar 2017
36
6th
Bugshit absurd premise with disappointingly little payoff. I had some fun reading too far into the 'performance anxiety' angle, with the sniper representing premature ejaculation and the player ultimately having to finger a C correctly. Props to Elijah Wood for actually playing the instrument, he's actually decent. My prediction: Damien Chazelle's next movie will be about the best jazz bass player in the whole world.
Rated 16 Feb 2022
71
70th
If the bus from Speed was a piano and the toilet from Lethal Weapon 2 was a piano bench and the kid from Harry Potter was the kid from Lord of the Rings, well, you'd have this. The smooth voice of John Cusack, like a terroristic Casey Kasem, makes this a fun ride throughout even though I never truly believed that Elijah Wood was over 5'2".
Rated 14 Oct 2014
55
48th
Have things gotten so shitty that I now feel nostalgic for stuff that wasn't really all that good in the fist place? Ooooof course they have. So, here's this Argento-esque thriller that smacks of iffy filmschool-machinations but even so, it's an enjoyable, inoffensively mediocre watch. Which is a somewhat douchy way of saying that it ain't half bad.
Rated 09 Jul 2014
80
86th
Pretty solid Argento homage. The number of people comparing this unfavorably to the movie Phone Booth makes me think no one's actually watched Phone Booth.
Rated 31 Jan 2014
74
86th
Slick Dario Argento style thriller, back when Argento was actually any good.
Rated 30 Apr 2015
60
32nd
A poor payoff but an entertaining build. (Also, well done on the keys, Elijah Wood; only, it's a shame your feet never moved).
Rated 28 May 2014
30
7th
It's pretty terrible. It's mostly fine technically, but it's so stupid. Phone Booth and Buried are masterpieces compared to this. The bullshit excuse they come up with to give the film its plot is absolutely ludicrous and utterly uninspired. The dialogue's pretty bad, and all the actors struggle with it. The direction comes off as amateurish and desperate. The non-diegetic music was melodramatic. The ending sucked, too. I don't really have anything good to say about it. Avoid.
Rated 14 Jan 2021
60
51st
Elijah Wood is great at playing the piano and acting terrified at the same time. It's a good length, but the extra scene could have been cut at the very end. I enjoyed the setting and music, but there was something off in the sound mixing (I think that's what it's called) the whole movie.
Rated 10 Nov 2014
37
15th
Cinematically well done with decent acting, but the script is just way too stupid when it all unravels.
Rated 18 Jul 2014
40
54th
I think this is really underrated. While other reviewers have pointed out the overabundance of style, I was surprised by the substance that accompanied it. Mira managed to create a thriller that begins as an exploration of performance and perfectionism before morphing into an interesting (if predictable) heist film. It's not perfect but it's quite good.
Rated 09 Oct 2019
63
39th
Admittedly the plot behind Grand Piano is both farfetched and silly, but the combination of orchestral music, the tension and pacing, and Wood's persistent panic make this film entertaining. Wood shines, Cusack is alright but the rest of the cast felt out of place. The film did evoke my pet peeve of introducing annoying characters to simply kill them off. At 90 minutes (10 of which are credits) the film is the length it needed to be, a rarity these days.
Rated 05 Feb 2021
70
69th
Pretty good little thriller set in one location. It wouldn't surprise me if there were some plot holes and inconsistencies here and there, but it stayed engaging the whole time and the runtime flew quickly. Very gripping and some unexpected twists and turns. Nicely shot, solid performances, and cool to see some of Damien Chazelle's early writing abilities. Overall, a nice simple fun concept of a film that doesn't outstay its welcome.
Rated 13 Apr 2014
52
38th
Phone Booth meets Hitchcock/Jim Stewart's The Man Who Knew Too Much, with ostensive, showy tracking shots. It's truly thriiling, but also beautiful and vapid like an average piano concert.
Rated 03 May 2014
70
53rd
Jokes on them I can only play Chopsticks and not with any proper sense of scale or Gonna be a long night baby.
Rated 26 Apr 2014
10
38th
Rated 27 Jun 2014
45
17th
Stylish, inspired lensing, but it just feels gimmicky and vacuous.
Rated 27 May 2014
67
16th
its competantly done. Its completely convoluted and the plot is stupid when you really think about it but for entertainment value, it hits its mark even if John Cusack is a boring turd. Its a generally bad movie though.
Rated 27 Jan 2015
73
49th
I think it's totally fair to compare the basic setup of this picture to Phone Booth, but it takes it in a more compelling direction, with less moralising, and a richer, if a little annoyingly on-the-nose, subtext about the pressure of expectation and self-doubt. Cusack often acts as a stand-in for the writer's worst expressions of himself and it grates after a while. Spends no more time than is required to take the audience on an occasionally silly, but fun little thrill ride.
Rated 06 Mar 2023
26
13th
There seems to be some strange connection between Catalunya and utterly ridiculous movies about pianists--see (or, rather, don't see) Ventura Pons's "Food of Love". If you know anything about classical music--and, clearly, no one involved with this flick did--much of this is hilarious. Presumably this was unintentional, but god knows.
Rated 23 Feb 2014
58
17th
very good concept very poorly executed... grand fail
Rated 11 Oct 2014
54
32nd
Kind of a guilty pleasure. Full of grade-a "dumbness" stemming from the over the top premise, but it is highly entertaining. There are times when you laugh both with it and at it.
Rated 17 Mar 2015
8
76th
Hitchcockian. Or rather De Palmaesque. Not as good as De Palma, of course, but still impressive. Slow zooms, visually clever cuts, even a split-screen shot. And fluent editing. Elijah Wood perfectly expresses the character's anxiety, which makes the movie a little more realistic. Grand Piano has no dull moments. It keeps the viewer's attention throughout. It even manages to say a few words about stage fright and confidence, in one tiny line of dialogue, which impressed me.
Rated 31 Jan 2020
55
24th
High-concept fluff, slick looking and fun enough for a rainy day. A groaner in the story and dialogue departments, but how could it not have been? Most impressive is the music that, though not remotely resembling the current and/or "notoriously difficult" classical music that might actually be played at an event like this, manages double duty as diegetic music and a conventional score.
Rated 02 Feb 2014
80
43rd
Cool concept, but anyone who tells you that the music is a convincing facsimile of a piano concerto is full of shit.
Rated 09 Jun 2014
4
11th
Phone booth at the opera? Incredibly cheap, easy to watch fluff. Best is the score, working both as a proper thriller score and as diegetic soundtrack.
Rated 08 Jan 2015
75
40th
I like the musicality of the direction--it was very artful and well-executed. Unfortunately the script does not match the quality of the direction. Still, worth your time if you like "man whose will is hijacked" thrill scenario.
Rated 12 Aug 2014
75
77th
This little thriller did most things right. The camerawork and editing is stylized and deliciously pompous, it's well-paced and most importantly it keeps the close quarter tension fresh throughout, despite the ridiculousness of the premise.
Rated 14 Dec 2017
20
3rd
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Rated 24 Dec 2014
75
30th
Elijah Wood's typically panicked face conducts us through an exciting plot that is imaginatively filmed, though it builds so well that it completely forgets to have a middle between its beginning and end.

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