Gutterballs

How do I even rate this? Objectively horrible in every way, and yet there was no point where I questioned if I was going to make it through the entire movie. Every attempt at humor fails, the sexual content was conceived by an angry virgin, and the '80s horror references are stupid and obvious. But somehow this held my interest the whole way, and I could almost watch it again. Weird.

The title needs a slight tweak to more accurately reflect the content: Utter Balls. This misogynistic piece of shit has no redeeming value whatsoever, looks cheap, sounds worse, and uses the word 'fuck' more often than a pornstar with Tourette's.

This is beyond awful. The film can't decide whether it wants to be a slasher homage or a hateful softcore porn, and ends up just being a steaming pile of failure. The only redeeming quality is the soundtrack by Steve Moore of the band Zombi (credited as Gianni Rossi), but I have to admit I think a little less of him for being involved in any way with such a shitty movie. Films like this are the reason genre cinema retains a bad name.

Top badass moment? Being reminded that the first time I ever bowled a ball I got a strike. I've never quite recovered from that experience, a little like this film. Such language! Also, I saw a crash between two pick-up trucks last week. One drove into the mini road roller the other was towing. I felt a bit guilty as I found it quite funny, as bits of broken light and bricks got scattered across the tarmac. That reminded me of watching this film too. 2 decapitations, no cats or chainsaws.

This movie had shitty acting, a shitty script and surprisingly good effects. I know that the movie tries to be a throwback to the trashy horror movies of the '70s & '80s but it lacks the black humor, great soundtrack, unique look and directing skills to really pull it off. The worst thing about this is that throughout the whole thing including some of the kill scenes is that I was fighting boredom nearly from the opening scenes. The Whole thing is pretty stupid and only mildly entertaining. The

Ryan Nicholson shows a lot of potential in his writing and directing, and has a lot of imagination in pushing the envelope in the campy slasher genre, yet he is still trying to strike a perfect balance. Gutterballs obviously suffers from a low budget, etc., but Nicholson's past as an effects artist really shines through as a lot of fun scenes are executed better than a lot of big studio productions. Is this turning the horror genre on its ear? No. Would I say it is a fun watch? Absolutely.

This movie's claim to fame (?) is the infamous death by 69. While it is an interesting idea, it would work in real life. I know that this is a slasher flick, but I still expect some realism. The rest of the film is shit though.

Rediculous... and not in a good way.

this movie was what it was.....it was a low budget throwback to cheesy 80's and at times 70's bad horror....and yes it is over the top but its fun to me..dont know why but I like it

The whole thing is in remarkably poor taste & is so mid-2000's it hurts. The rape-revenge subplot isn't handled well, none of the characters are interesting or likeable, & the tone is all over the place. It's obviously meant to be silly, but then has a graphic, uncomfortable extended rape scene in the first 20 minutes. That doesn't really work for me. Still, I'll admit that it has some fabulous gore & the kills are inventive. The cast is clearly having a ball. That doesn't make it good, sadly.

Okay Movie

It's disgusting, entertaining trash.