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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

2013
Comedy
Fantasy
1h 28m
In this dark spin on the fairy tale, siblings Hansel and Gretel are a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. (imdb)
Directed by:
Tommy Wirkola
Written by:
Tommy Wirkola
Starring:
Famke Janssen Famke Janssen Peter Stormare Peter Stormare Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Zoë Bell Zoë Bell Derek Mears Derek Mears Ingrid Bolsø Berdal Ingrid Bolsø Berdal Gemma Arterton Gemma Arterton Robin Atkin Downes Robin Atkin Downes Joanna Kulig Joanna Kulig Monique Ganderton Monique Ganderton Rainer Bock Rainer Bock Thomas Mann Thomas Mann
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Genres:
Comedy, Fantasy, Action, Horror
AKA:
Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters
Countries:
Germany, USA
Language:
English
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

2013
Comedy
Fantasy
1h 28m
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cagedwisdomcagedwisdom
Rated 01 Feb 2013
50
38th
Aside from the witches being far too camp, this is a pretty fun time. It knows how dumb it is, it knows when to poke fun at itself, and Renner's deadpan acting is (perhaps unintentionally) very funny at times. Wirkola seems to understand when it's OK to do something for the sake of the thing alone - i.e. Hansel's diabetes, which was actually very pleasing to me. Several clever touches, overall not really anything to get excited about but it exceeded my very low expectations. Skip the 3D.
Rated 01 Feb 2013
kojilessKojiless
Rated 15 Sep 2014
5
2nd
Not that I was looking for immersion from a movie about a leather-clad brother-sister duo who, between the tip-toeing around their incestuous chemistry, kill witches with steam-punk crossbows, but fuck all movies set in medieval Europe that feature modern dialogue/jokes delivered by porn-grade American actors in their Venice beach accents. The queen is not amused.
Rated 15 Sep 2014
stripyStripy
Rated 05 Feb 2013
63
20th
Quite fun, just as expected (I mean cmon, look at the poster =D )
Rated 05 Feb 2013
xacviantxacviant
Rated 26 Jan 2013
65
19th
If you want a lot of blood and a touch of sex, HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS fits the bill pretty well. It's not very good, to be honest: the plot is kind of murky, there are no memorable lines, and the cast seem to be slumming it--but it has plenty of action, it looks pretty nice, and it provides enough gory fun to make it worth your while. Tommy Wirkola's direction is no slouch, while Famke Janssen and Peter Stormare are always good for some hammy villainy. If this is your bag, have at it.
Rated 26 Jan 2013
spookymaskSpookyMask
Rated 12 Aug 2013
65
46th
I feel like this movie really, really wanted to be the new Army of Darkness, but with diabetes.
Rated 12 Aug 2013
corbadCorbad
Rated 31 Jan 2021
55
22nd
It's almost too quick to hate (88 minutes of hurried, shallow plot points), but the writers really do a disservice to Gretel in turning her into the damsel in distress. I thought Renner was gonna play the bumpkin in need of saving (sad face). The egregious violence against women sucks, too—even if they're literally witches.
Rated 31 Jan 2021
luna6ixLuna6ix
Rated 30 Nov 2016
77
62nd
it seems that the world is finally ready for all of our childhood tales to be turned into supernatural action movies. purists may be appalled, but you color me entertained.
Rated 30 Nov 2016
darknightsDarkNights
Rated 06 Nov 2022
73
72nd
Honnête adaptation décalée : les scènes d'action sont bien chorégraphiées et lisibles, c'est déjà très bien dans un film d'action Américain. Et puis Jeremy Renner nu dans un lac orange aux effets thérapeutique, ça ne se refuse pas. I AM EDOUAARRD.
Rated 06 Nov 2022
tavingtonTavington
Rated 03 Feb 2013
1
11th
Gotta love Edvard, best troll ever. Otherwise just another cheap action fairytale.
Rated 03 Feb 2013
tripwyreTripwyre
Rated 05 Sep 2013
10
4th
I feel like this script was written with the intention of being a piss-take on the recent spate of "grim and gritty" fairy tale movies, but whatever satirical teeth it may have had have long since been pulled before it hit the screen. There are still some seemingly comedic concepts at play here, like Hansel's childhood-candy-induced diabetes, but they're played totally straight and wooden, like the filmmakers don't realize how stupid this all is. It makes for a dull, leaden movie. Just terrible.
Rated 05 Sep 2013
misterlizardmisterlizard
Rated 03 Jun 2013
50
52nd
It's messy and stupid but in terms of brainless entertainment it just about works. Some inspired fights are let down by sloppy directing/editing, and the plot is nothing to write home about. It's biggest failing is that despite clearly not taking itself seriously it doesn't go far enough to become a complete comedy. If they'd just pushed it a bit more into campy comedy territory it would have worked a lot better.
Rated 03 Jun 2013
billyshearsBillyShears
Rated 19 May 2013
65
42nd
Replace Jeremy Renner with Will Ferrel and throw in John C Reilly somewhere , you're welcome.
Rated 19 May 2013
jthuskyjthusky
Rated 25 Jan 2013
12
3rd
Why does this exist?
Rated 25 Jan 2013
wwallce4prezWWallce4prez
Rated 13 Jan 2014
47
12th
It succeeds at being campy and relatively fun as long as you don't expect a cinematic masterpiece. Pretty bad dialogue and a lame antagonist hurt it, but it is far form the worst thing I've seen. It knows its ridiculous.
Rated 13 Jan 2014
nearphotisonNearphotison
Rated 11 Feb 2013
62
38th
Some good action and decent performances barely make up for a weak plot, flat characters and inconsistent special effects.
Rated 11 Feb 2013
noventaNoventa
Rated 21 Feb 2015
80
45th
Gerçekten ilginç ve güzel bir evren yaratılmış ve güzel CGI 3D aksiyon sahneleriyle desteklenmiş. Beklentimin düşük olmasının etkisi mi bilmiyorum ama en kısa zamanda tekrar izlemek istiyorum.
Rated 21 Feb 2015
gecmartinsgecmartins
Rated 03 Jun 2013
90
56th
As far as movies like this one, I don't care about the plot, just acting that needs to be decente. To me, this is like Machete, but with the benefit - and oh, what a benefit it is - of enchantantly beautiful women. My only gripe with it is that Pihla Vittala's character died, and that no vampire was harmed. Oh, boy. I would have loved to see that troll smash a vampire's head! And now I'm trying to fall out of love with Gemma.
Rated 03 Jun 2013
matthew_parkinsonMatthew Parkinson
Rated 04 Nov 2013
30
17th
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters has interesting ideas that go to waste, a central premise that exists as a joke, a tone that's far too serious -- even with all the over-the-top action going on around it -- and an odd lack of jokes and irony that would have at least elevated it above "terrible." Unless the idea of Hansel and Gretel becoming witch hunters is so funny that you're literally rolling on the floor laughing at the thought of it, skip this movie.
Rated 04 Nov 2013
thedogrollthedogroll
Rated 10 Mar 2024
65
8th
Same as all the rest, but watchable
Rated 10 Mar 2024
dylanwilson6dylanwilson6
Rated 08 Mar 2014
45
12th
I actually had to look this up, but this thing made OVER 200 MILLION DOLLARS!!! How? I'm not sure. Apparently this has gotten a cult following and I still can't figure out why. First off, some of it is fun, so it's not completely terrible. But the weak story and borderline atrocious special effects really hamper this movie. I saw Rush this year and it had; less of a budget, better acting, better story, better cinematography and just more fun. AND THAT MADE OVER A 100 MILLION LESS THAN THIS?!!!
Rated 08 Mar 2014
indyatmnINDYATMN
Rated 05 Aug 2023
79
55th
Too high concept to allow for much characterization & so this needs to deliver in other ways. Its biggest strength is that it doesn't take itself too seriously. There's amusing bits w/ missing kids on milk bottles & a diabetic Hansel. There's also some good creature design (a witch & unexpectedly kind troll), & surprising violence & cursing. The action scenes are a little too fast/unclear & the steampunk gadgets become TOO silly (a defibrillator?!) for my tastes, but Arterton's easy on the eyes.
Rated 05 Aug 2023
ippeiIppei
Rated 27 Jan 2017
40
5th
It was a nothing movie. It didn't offend me in anyway but it definitely wasn't very good. Best part about it was that it didn't take itself seriously at all, and there was some humour to it all. The gore I think actually helped this a little in that regard with how over the top it was. Performances aren't anything to right how about either and felt like they all kinda phoned it in.
Rated 27 Jan 2017
kutzKutz
Rated 30 Sep 2014
60
23rd
Why not, after all.
Rated 30 Sep 2014
suture_selfSuture Self
Rated 18 Jan 2014
1
4th
Gave me a headache, takes itself too seriously, meh CGI, not enough shlock, a lot of dead areas for such a short story, and the color palette is dark, muted, and ugly.
Rated 18 Jan 2014
glumpy99glumpy_99
Rated 02 Dec 2023
62
22nd
A passable diversion, but not really distinctive or creative enough to stand out from the multitude of post-BUFFY vampire/zombie/witch battles of yore, and does very little with its H&G conceit, aside from a fairly long-winded set-up. Renner and Arterton make for a fun team, and the action scenes are pulled off with a competent energy and fluidity, if again never really taking any opportunity to stand out, Nothing egregious, but nothing memorable.
Rated 02 Dec 2023
mspraguemsprague
Rated 20 Jul 2013
30
2nd
A sad excuse for an action film.
Rated 20 Jul 2013
videoetronVideoetron
Rated 27 Jan 2020
72
83rd
I don't care how dumb it was, it knew exactly what it was doing and it was embracing it. Different ideas, almost impossible to guess too far ahead where things are going, some fun action and nasty elements too. No sugar coating; Hansel and Gretel are pottymouth rednecks who love money and killing and have terrible social skills beside their good sibling kinship, and that is a fun change from too perfect characters or movies where the main characters end up dating
Rated 27 Jan 2020
peaceanarchyPeaceAnarchy
Rated 05 May 2013
74
40th
Cinematic masterpiece this is not. It's pretty simple and predictable and the dark edge feels calculated. It makes no pretense about it, though, and within its limits works very well. The story is coherent and entertaining, the acting is decent and there's some good line delivery here and there. Not really special but it delivers what it sets out to do.
Rated 05 May 2013
nick_hamdenNick Hamden
Rated 03 Jun 2013
60
47th
I like that it earned its R rating with some pretty gruesome death scenes. Thomas Mann was good too.
Rated 03 Jun 2013
hellboy76hellboy76
Rated 06 Jan 2014
45
13th
This couldn't commit to comedy or seriousness. I think it would have fared better as full on we don't give a shit tongue in cheek silliness. Some of the CGI was terrible.
Rated 06 Jan 2014
stewballStewball
Rated 27 Jan 2013
60
28th
I added a point for Renner being able to keep a straight face a couple of times. And the 3-D was better than average.
Rated 27 Jan 2013
hakkanarejohakkanarejo
Rated 04 Jan 2021
95
63rd
Fifteen years after the traumatic incident at the gingerbread house in which they almost died, the twins Hansel and Gretel have grown up. They are now specialist bounty hunters hunting witches. One of those witches terrorized them at an early age.
Rated 04 Jan 2021
muutanetmuutanet
Rated 14 May 2013
26
19th
A terrible plot, shallow characters and very good among very, very poor special effects. And still there was parts I enjoyed. Gemma achieved mostly nicely her part, but I did not like ridiculous witch masks nor unnecessarily ultra violent fights. And our beloved Shooting Star Pihla Vitala was a major miscast.
Rated 14 May 2013
kavuKavu
Rated 29 Sep 2014
51
25th
Fairly entertaining genre movie despite the poor script and generally bad acting.
Rated 29 Sep 2014
antidood1antidood1
Rated 09 Apr 2013
40
8th
I get that you want your fairytale adaptation to be fun and bloody and all, but that doesn't mean it has to be stupid.
Rated 09 Apr 2013
ryan_luedersRyan Lueders
Rated 09 Jun 2013
78
50th
I'll admit it, this movie was fun. I really enjoyed the weapons, the style of the fighting, the magic used by the witches and just generally how not serious this movie took itself. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton were an excellent witch killing duo in this super bloody children's tale. This is also the only movie that will get me to say that I'm "Team Edward". The action was good, and the lines were sappy and funny. They also had a good use of cursing, and I don't mean hexes.
Rated 09 Jun 2013
ducoDuco
Rated 06 Feb 2013
61
18th
Big basket of fun :). Totally cliche, expectable, but still - crazy medievel/steampunk environment, good effects and hot chicks in sexy leather pants. The only downside are boring-to-hell bad guys e.g. witches.
Rated 06 Feb 2013
mwgerbmwgerb
Rated 12 Jan 2014
23
10th
I don't even begrudge the concept, but the dialog was shitty, the plot was shitty, the CGI was shitty, and the mixing of time periods was absolutely shitty (Insulin shots, EKG machines, Gatling guns, and modern-day profanity? Give me a fucking break). I think they wanted this to be in the vein of Evil Dead and various other horror-comedies, and some people may still find camp value in this. But it's played so straight, and tries so desperately to be cool, that it ends up being awful.
Rated 12 Jan 2014
daphnlDaph_NL
Rated 17 Nov 2013
20
2nd
That was horrible...
Rated 17 Nov 2013
hotsakehotsake
Rated 19 Aug 2017
52
39th
This seemed like a silly R rated cross between "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" & "Supernatural". The whole thing is really stupid, shallow and seems way too contemporary. Gemma Arterton is really terrible as the main lead, while Jeremy Renner & Famke Janssen are barely adequate and really ham it up. It does have some decent gore and Edward was the highlight of the film, his fight with the sheriff and his men being the best part of the whole movie.
Rated 19 Aug 2017
mlightle3mlightle3
Rated 03 Oct 2013
75
38th
What is this "Science"?
Rated 03 Oct 2013
elmakebabielmakebabi
Rated 29 Jun 2013
61
44th
I know, it has a lot of cliches and bad acting yet it has solid action which I liked. At least I didn't feel like a dumb. A modern cult, I can say!
Rated 29 Jun 2013
gatoquentegatoquente
Rated 12 Apr 2019
93
53rd
My SCORING: 99-96=Great; 95-90=Very good; 89-85=Good; 84-80=So-so; 79-70=Boring; Below 70=Forget it.
Rated 12 Apr 2019
htimanhtiman
Rated 20 Jul 2013
78
75th
This was a fun movie. It didn't have a complicated plot or anything, but it had interesting characters just massacring witches in awesomely gory ways. I think both the actors playing hansdel and Gretel did a good job, and the witches were pretty nasty looking. I don't know why its gotten so many bad reviews. I thought it was a nice way to spend 87 minutes
Rated 20 Jul 2013
ag0stomesmerAg0stoMesmer
Rated 29 Mar 2015
1
20th
Bit Burton/Raimi-looking but so played-straight and literal it was tedious.
Rated 29 Mar 2015
vn1xVN1X
Rated 07 May 2013
65
41st
A fun romp of explosive and gory action makes this an enjoyable flick.
Rated 07 May 2013
trash_puppetTrash Puppet
Rated 22 Feb 2013
5
23rd
Cute, semi entertaining.
Rated 22 Feb 2013
superargoSuperargo
Rated 14 Jun 2013
47
27th
Slapdash, stupid, cartoonish, cheap. A potentially fun story killed by a confused, lackluster execution. There's a nifty-looking troll, though. And Gemma Arterton's pretty cute.
Rated 14 Jun 2013
tma1tma1
Rated 13 Jul 2014
50
29th
So bad it is good.
Rated 13 Jul 2014
nakashimaNakashima
Rated 20 Jun 2013
89
92nd
I loved the move, it wasn't perfect, but it was entertaining. I wasn't going into it thinking it was going to be super serious. I was hoping for an entertaining and fun (to my taste, love the tidbits of gore) movie, which it was. I see many felt the movie was corny and predictable, can't argue really, but that was a good thing to me. A movie like this should be a little corny and silly at times, Captain America was ruined for me because it seemed too serious. This was fun, and a good watch.
Rated 20 Jun 2013
supesSupes
Rated 12 May 2013
76
53rd
Needed about 50% more schlock.
Rated 12 May 2013
seenmanyseenmany
Rated 24 May 2016
72
26th
ok ok, fiction, snd thus showoff
Rated 24 May 2016
nutcrackrnutcrackr
Rated 25 May 2014
77
67th
Pretty much as expected. Nimble, aggressive witches are the prime target for this sibling duo. Decent combat and fun dialogue keeps it moving between the moderate amounts of gore. Could have done more with the concept and witches but probably better to be concise. Would watch a sequel.
Rated 25 May 2014
angrypierreangrypierre
Rated 15 Nov 2015
25
8th
Blah and blah: something or other you won't care about.
Rated 15 Nov 2015
marshamarsha
Rated 13 Mar 2013
100
66th
i love jeremy renner act so much.. nd love him too
Rated 13 Mar 2013
burkayadaligburkayadalig
Rated 05 May 2013
45
7th
as expected stupid script and terrible acting.. there are some good kill scenes though
Rated 05 May 2013
calsmillieCalSmillie
Rated 18 Apr 2024
61
39th
slaasrsslaasrs
Rated 27 Jan 2013
89
92nd
Major amounts of action and an easy to follow plot; not terribly memorable in any way but a thrilling good film. If you like gorey special effects you'll love this. Many extra points for the name of the troll, well played move on naming a troll after my most un-favorite fantasy character of the last decade. Also loved the fact that it's a shorter film, about an hour and half. My review can't speak for the 3D version.
Rated 27 Jan 2013
glm01glm01
Rated 29 Oct 2013
58
19th
57.500
Rated 29 Oct 2013
moviepoopmoviepoop
Rated 21 Feb 2020
45
3rd
I watched for Gretel's boobs (!)
Rated 21 Feb 2020
joeroxyjoeroxy
Rated 11 Sep 2013
65
37th
Pretty awesome gore and best head explosions in a movie so far
Rated 11 Sep 2013
sirstuckeySirStuckey
Rated 24 Jun 2013
45
18th
We're Hansel and Gretel the siblings who pose in the middle of very intense fights versus witches.
Rated 24 Jun 2013
theescapistTheEscapist
Rated 17 Oct 2013
65
32nd
If you don't take this film too seriously, and I'm pretty sure the film has no intention of you taking it seriously, then it is alright. I liked the gore and the profanity, even though both come off as forced. The writing is not good though and some things are just way too predictable. I think there was more potential, if they simply made the plot a little more surprising. Watch it for some kick-ass witch-killing, don't watch it for well pretty much anything else...
Rated 17 Oct 2013
sushisushi
Rated 29 Aug 2021
75
39th
Good gore. Lots of feisty witches. Rest meh.
Rated 29 Aug 2021
spaceflohspacefloh
Rated 23 Jan 2014
40
19th
eng; [hansel and gretel: witch hunters]; die geschwister hansel und gretel suchen auf der ganzen welt hexen um diese zu erledigen - doch plötzlich dreht sich der spieß um und die hexen veranstalten eine jagd.;
Rated 23 Jan 2014
kamran_jawaidKamran Jawaid
Rated 01 Feb 2013
50
6th
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; It's probably one of those times when one should have known better.
Rated 01 Feb 2013
moraesfelipemoraesfelipe
Rated 09 Jul 2013
25
3rd
It tries so hard to be the rude, rough, dirty and sexy fairy tale film in a time of cute fairy tales, that it ultimately fails big time. Its splatter sequences seem nice, but also as repetitive and as every forced line filled with shit or fuck. Witch Hunters would've made one of those cool videogames you play for a couple of hours and get bored. In a film, it just looks boring.
Rated 09 Jul 2013
orangeamelOrangeAmel
Rated 11 Sep 2013
70
50th
What really stands out are numerous steady shots despite this is an action movie. In general, it's ok. The lightning creates an atmosphere, the story is interesting, but it also has drawbacks. The blonde gal and the final scenes are plain and typical for its genre. Also, the suggestion that Gretel drinks water with her brother's sperm in it seems kinda disgusting. Anyway, it's still better than the original tale and therefore worth seeing, even if it's just for a simple comparison.
Rated 11 Sep 2013
spikycactusSpikyCactus
Rated 06 Mar 2022
70
46th
Top badass moment? Possibly the most violent kids' film every made. Two pesky children piss off a little old lady by tying to eat her house; then burn her to death. Young people; (shakes head). It's vacuous, but as a bizarre, 80’s style action movie set in the Middle Ages, with miniguns and automatic crossbows, it’s strangely effective. It also looks great. No cats or chainsaws. There are some decapitations, but this film reopens the debate regarding how tightly we define what this means.
Rated 06 Mar 2022
iyisinekiyisinek
Rated 22 Jul 2017
69
36th
cadilik, kasaba, orman, Oğlumla İzledim
Rated 22 Jul 2017
southpaw0727southpaw0727
Rated 19 Jun 2013
70
11th
Yet another example where Hollywood under does the writing and over does the action/effects. I liked the story, and elaboration on the origin of Hansel and Gretel was nice, but they made it so flashy, it took away from the movie for me. I did like the use of practical effects/animatronics combined with CGI when appropriate. Costume design and weapons design could have used a lot of work; all the guns looked like tree stumps. Would recommend to fairytale lovers, not so much to anyone else.
Rated 19 Jun 2013
alex_watkinsAlex Watkins
Rated 18 Jan 2014
2
15th
This is a weird-ass movie. It would've been better served by sticking with the goofy tone it takes early on, but gets a little too bogged down in backstory, exposition and drama towards the back end. Still, it's not a slog, and it's only like 85 minutes so it doesn't overstay its welcome either. Could've been a lot worse, though the fact that this is going to be a franchise is a bit bizarre. Gemma Arterton is hot.
Rated 18 Jan 2014
ebelcEbelC
Rated 02 Mar 2013
20
8th
Boring and quite silly movie. The only good thing on it is Gemma Arterton, a great actress that I can't belive is involved in projects like this. She does her best but the script doesn't help, and sadly even being one of the two main characters she isn't on screen that much. The rest quite horrible, specially the Famke Janssen character that doesn't even have a single decent line: her character should be mute.
Rated 02 Mar 2013
barthalenBarthalen
Rated 21 May 2013
58
34th
More entertaining than I expected, with a few moments that almost feel Army-of-Darkness-ish. It still can't be called 'good' by any stretch of the imagination, but it's gory and cheesy enough to satisfy my inner child.
Rated 21 May 2013
brovbrov
Rated 08 Oct 2016
97
81st
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunter delivers great action scenes, lots of violence and a decent plot and it is a great fun to watch. It's cool it has a sequel planned - of course, I hope it won't suck.
Rated 08 Oct 2016
nofearnofear
Rated 08 May 2013
65
21st
Mediocre witch hunt made only slightly more interesting by the fact its Hansel and Gretel doing the killing.
Rated 08 May 2013
wicklebeeWicklebee
Rated 28 Jul 2015
18
13th
There's a factor when you can have two good mains play in such a terrible movie. I was busy making jokes about every time Gretel missed something and continued to miss to ever come close to enjoying this movie.
Rated 28 Jul 2015
medcityflixMedCityFlix
Rated 30 Jan 2013
51
33rd
Here in Minnesota, that witch's candy cottage would have enough cotton candy stuffed in the wall to be rated R-34.
Rated 30 Jan 2013
realmacgyverRealMacgyver
Rated 07 Apr 2014
60
30th
For the sequal I hope they go bigger with the humour as that might help. A decent enough film but missing that little something or other. PG13 vibe with swears thrown in and extra gore
Rated 07 Apr 2014
mlpgaffneymlpgaffney
Rated 04 Mar 2013
30
7th
If you liked Van Helsing, you may like this because it's pretty similar in tone (though it is spattered with some strangely out of place eff words). On the other hand, if you like movies that are good, you will not like this movie in the least - there's not much that is redeemable about it.
Rated 04 Mar 2013
bunkenBunken
Rated 05 May 2013
10
4th
10 for Edward trolling over Stormare &Co.
Rated 05 May 2013
thehynesthehynes
Rated 02 Sep 2013
54
42nd
Trust me, this stuff isnt make believe. I once, after a heavy drinking session,went home with a beautiful woman who looked just like Famke Janssen.Imagine my horror and surprise when I woke up next to an ugly old witch.
Rated 02 Sep 2013
ytmnytmn
Rated 04 Jul 2013
55
16th
The few nice touches (particularly the bit about the after effect of excessive candy consumption) in this movie doesn't redeem the cringe-worthy dialogues and unimaginative action sequences. Gemma looks good, but Jeremy just looks bored most of the time on-screen. The witches' appearance also reminds me of Jigsaw from the "Saw" franchise.
Rated 04 Jul 2013
yaisogyaisog
Rated 23 May 2013
40
21st
Who would have thought that a movie with Peter Stormare in it could be this mediocre?
Rated 23 May 2013
thedicemanTheDiceman
Rated 18 Mar 2015
40
19th
Passes the time.
Rated 18 Mar 2015
kathryn71kathryn71
Rated 28 Jul 2013
70
23rd
Fine when skimmed in 20 minutes.
Rated 28 Jul 2013
spamhead80spamhead80
Rated 19 Jun 2013
71
39th
Way more fun than it ought to be. Some amusing dialogue and decent performances make this pretty watchable. The fact that it embraces it's stupid and runs with it is kind of a selling point. Perfect for a mindless, dumb action movie.
Rated 19 Jun 2013
tj_monsterTJ monster
Rated 09 Sep 2021
65
56th
some cringe, but sick effects and nice acting
Rated 09 Sep 2021
entertainmeEntertainMe
Rated 13 Jun 2013
36
12th
A simple action-fantasy movie that isn't trying to be an epic or take itself too seriously. Refreshingly R-rated, a rarity for the genre. It's rarely cringeworthy, never revelatory, but occasionally surprises with a small moment that really works. Special effects are a mixed bag. I'm always glad to see Peter Stormare getting work.
Rated 13 Jun 2013
vandelay1Vandelay1
Rated 11 Jul 2013
33
25th
not so good
Rated 11 Jul 2013
cinesexualcinesexual
Rated 15 May 2013
75
56th
I know there are no characters to speak of, & there's plenty of cheese to spread around, but I thought the witches were badass, the fight scenes were tense, particularly since the heroes get their asses kicked, the costumes were inventive, reminding me of Barker's Nightbreed, the one liners hammy & barbed, the pace was quick & there's comical gore. Plus, no philosophical hand-wringing or self-aggrandizement à la The Dark Knight. Could have used more shirtless men, though. It's MTV, after all.
Rated 15 May 2013
ribcageribcage
Rated 16 Jun 2013
47
21st
would have been great for some cheap thrills if the scenes weren't clumsily crammed together to make a film. That being said, paying $2 for the 3d bluray wasn't a bad investment...the gory effects splatter in over the top gimmicky 3d that makes the film watchable for a dirty gleeful fun...however if you can't enjoy in 3d, 3d from the heydey of R rated 3d excess, its best avoided.
Rated 16 Jun 2013
the_pirateThe Pirate
Rated 29 Jun 2014
59
15th
I can't remember ever seeing a movie with that many exploding heads!
Rated 29 Jun 2014
fralbjabarfralbjabar
Rated 11 Jan 2014
82
41st
Far more entertaining than it has any right to be.
Rated 11 Jan 2014
catnipCatnip
Rated 23 Jan 2014
60
47th
it's not supposed to make sense and that is why it's awesome! Also: Gemma Arterton
Rated 23 Jan 2014
ernestinaErnestina
Rated 15 May 2013
15
23rd
The dialogue and the effects were below any critic. Next time hire a proffesional for the make up, no? And I know that the general public expects such a language from everything they watch, but they simply didn't talk like that in this century.
Rated 15 May 2013
mistersplicemistersplice
Rated 22 Dec 2013
65
51st
6+ recommended :: looked like fun :: If the ridiculous gun part of this film wasn't there, this could have been really great.
Rated 22 Dec 2013
jordanligejordanlige
Rated 27 Jan 2013
100
51st
10 out of 10 very awesome movie
Rated 27 Jan 2013
fuentissimoFuentissimo
Rated 18 Jul 2014
33
25th
I love when a movie embraces it's weaknesses, and this one just went all in with the ridiculous camp and gore. I did have a good time, despite the many flaws. Gave it the highest grade I could for a "bad" movie. :)
Rated 18 Jul 2014
snailcriticsnailcritic
Rated 03 Apr 2014
70
42nd
A decent Fairytale action flick.
Rated 03 Apr 2014

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