Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Two gorgeous women -- Donna and Taryn -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy, so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are. (allmovie.com)
Country: USA
Directed By: Andy Sidaris
Written By: Andy Sidaris
Starring: Wolf Larson, Rodrigo Obregón, Dona Speir, Cynthia Brimhall, Ronn Moss, Hope Marie Carlton, David DeShay, Harold Diamond, Patty Duffek, Lory Green, Rustam Branaman, Michael A. Andrews
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1. boobs (public: moderated by Pickpocket - 46 stars)
2. Psychotronic Film and Video Guides (public: moderated by Gregzilla - 36 stars)
3. B-Movie (public - 15 stars)
4. How Did This Get Made? (public: moderated by theficionado - 7 stars)
5. Redlettermedia's Best of the Worst (public: moderated by Nroo - 6 stars)
6. Bikini Magic (public - 5 stars)
7. Filmsite.org - Sex in the Movies, An Illustrated History (public: moderated by afx237vi - 3 stars)
8. Girls with guns (public: moderated by mattburgess - 3 stars)
9. Female Bath Scene (public - 1 star)
10. Mondo Mondays (public: moderated by theficionado - 1 star)
11. Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews (public: moderated by BeeDub - 1 star)
12. Romance Montage (public)
13. Playboy Playmate of the Month (public)
14. Gratuitous Female Dressing/Undressing Scene (public)
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17. Lethal Ladies by Andy Sidaris (private: BadCosmonaut)
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| Jan 24 | jimmyp | 80 68% |
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| Jan 09 | caffe | 68 37% |
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| Jan 09 | Durronfo | 50 8% |
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| Jan 01 | juandr | 20 0% |
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| Dec 08, 2020 |  |
同志Aris | 67 40% |
| Sep 28, 2020 |  |
RTAudience | 45 27% |
| Aug 05, 2020 |  |
nobamba | 40 27% |
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This is not a good movie. However, I find myself ordering the rest of the Triple B series. So it can't be that bad, right? The sad answer is that I like bad movies. '80s boobs, ridiculous bazooka, and stupid lines about keeping in shape as secret agents/witness protection/package delivery/whatever. The music doesn't match the movie sometimes. Snake FX was silly. Fav scene: frisbee.
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| Jul 09, 2020 | RoyalB | 70 51% |
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| Jul 09, 2020 |  |
Vansteph | 66 16% |
| Jun 12, 2020 |  |
mvemjsunp | 25 16% |
| May 23, 2020 |  |
ZephSilver | 20 2% |
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Dorkovsky | 1 3% |
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dlthompson | 80 58% |
| Apr 04, 2020 |  |
BadCosmonaut | 6 78% |
| Apr 04, 2020 |  |
roubert | 25 3% |
| Apr 01, 2020 | filmcricket | 35 15% |
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| Mar 30, 2020 |  |
TheShiznit | 28 20% |
| Mar 30, 2020 |  |
BeeDub | 68 16% |
| Mar 01, 2020 |  |
SpikyCactus | 50 8% |
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Top badass moment? The amazing smart bazooka that can annihilate a flying helicopter over 100m away, yet not do the same to a guy about 3m away. Theft, murder, questionable ethics and sadistic morality… and that’s just the good guys. Seriously, are DEA agents totally above the law? And I was far from satisfied with H&S in the warehouse too; moving heavy boxes about in flip-flops; the quality of the fork-lift driving; live/dangerous animal transportation? 1 cat, no chainsaws or decapitations.
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| Jan 22, 2020 |  |
TrixRabbi | 74 41% |
| Dec 12, 2019 | bubib | 20 6% |
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| Oct 09, 2019 | Jesus Rollin | 6 36% |
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Eignarom | 71 52% |
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skinnylegend | 55 38% |
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edkrak | 80 82% |
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TychoCelchuu | 44 2% |
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TraverseTown | 75 76% |
| Jun 29, 2019 | kupfertj | 37 16% |
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plynthe | 87 37% |
| Apr 07, 2019 | TheRuins | 30 11% |
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| Mar 03, 2019 | s gilbert | 50 32% |
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FranchWhooki | 78 64% |
| Feb 14, 2019 | martin! | 50 4% |
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| Jan 28, 2019 | TheMarkle | 40 5% |
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| Dec 06, 2018 | mathiasa | 70 77% |
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| Nov 27, 2018 | vv238 | 14 8% |
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Some movies you have to have a group of people together to laugh this much at a bad movie. Anyone can watch this by themselves and laugh, it's that funny.
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| Oct 15, 2018 |  |
WuGambino | 60 19% |
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M_A | 5 5% |
| Jul 26, 2018 |  |
CMQuinn | 70 49% |
| Jul 17, 2018 | toro913 | 3 0% |
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| Apr 16, 2018 | AchwellFoley | 66 68% |
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dourface | 30 6% |
| Feb 17, 2018 | coldesser | 70 43% |
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| Feb 09, 2018 | harlingtoxad | 70 52% |
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| Jan 15, 2018 | Znep27 | 60 46% |
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| Dec 17, 2017 |  |
Argion21 | 57 22% |
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If you look at it from the perspective of the Gangsters, it's actually a brutal movie of 4 People murdering defenseless people and stealing their diamonds. A very cruel and brutal experience.
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| Dec 15, 2017 |  |
Detox | 60 29% |
| Nov 28, 2017 |  |
Paxton | 70 61% |
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I think the snake represents technological modernization invading a peaceful indigenous people. The frisbee is a clear stand in for how communication can either bridge the gap between the private sector and criminal enterprises or work to destroy them. The blow-up doll on a skateboard serves to show us that, yes, indeed, the filmmaker was insane.
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| Nov 17, 2017 |  |
teaty666 | 30 11% |
| Nov 12, 2017 | izwt936g | 86 82% |
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| Nov 02, 2017 |  |
jozef | 85 67% |
| Oct 16, 2017 |  |
natebarrios | 35 7% |
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i think there was a guy who did a handstand on a skateboard. that was an A+.
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| Sep 14, 2017 | bellst74 | 65 39% |
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| Aug 23, 2017 |  |
twincinema | 80 76% |
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The ultimate film written by a teenaged boy.
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| Aug 09, 2017 |  |
adidawha | 35 8% |
| Jul 30, 2017 | donquixotic | 20 12% |
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An HDTGM watch, gets points for gratuitous nudity
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| Jul 24, 2017 | tomatwork | 90 94% |
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| May 09, 2017 | skeeter20 | 37 4% |
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| May 01, 2017 |  |
VentureForth | 30 8% |
| Apr 21, 2017 |  |
Brando | 45 26% |
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Hilariously bad.
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| Mar 26, 2017 |  |
TimeCapsule | 76 76% |
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Terrible acting with a ridiculous script makes for one hilariously bad movie with plenty of great 80's BEWBS.
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| Mar 17, 2017 | Candiru | 35 12% |
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| Mar 14, 2017 | AaronSnover | 65 33% |
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| Mar 13, 2017 | mattnawrocki | 70 42% |
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| Feb 23, 2017 |  |
RYM-byrates | 53 27% |
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Kavu | 65 41% |
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Ridiculously good, especially the skater scene, the frisbee scene, and anything with a bazooka. Plenty of boobs as well.
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| Dec 16, 2016 | joiken | 20 1% |
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| Oct 30, 2016 | imdbtv | 27 6% |
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| Aug 20, 2016 | FullHD | 41 11% |
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JohnSandwich | 70 63% |
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lmao
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| Jul 12, 2016 | ribtin | 72 70% |
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kingofsuede | 80 59% |
| Mar 29, 2016 | Cronos | 20 7% |
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porzano | 40 24% |
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ChillyDilly | 90 82% |
| Oct 16, 2015 | InvaderJimz | 9 9% |
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| Sep 27, 2015 | SnoopyStyle | 30 2% |
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| Sep 23, 2015 |  |
mrarn | 34 7% |
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Blue eyed blondes and boobs in a drug/spy/snake action adventure film. Filled with romantic lines like, "all I want to do is suck the polisher right off your toes".
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thewire | 8 8% |
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kanky | 15 0% |
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Nroo | 63 31% |
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Inkerictus | 45 4% |
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avgcrtckr | 31 12% |
| May 13, 2015 | white_water | 70 63% |
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Gregzilla | 30 5% |
| Jan 10, 2015 | whynot2 | 22 4% |
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| May 25, 2014 |  |
cagedwisdom | 100 90% |
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Wonderful. Ronn Moss, topless women, ridiculous action scenes, and honestly a lot of creativity from the opening sequence to the unfolding of the plot. That snake is contaminated with deadly toxins from cancer-infected rats! One man's dream is another man's lunch. This might honestly my favorite script ever.
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| May 06, 2014 | blucthulhu | 20 1% |
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GrandGrommet | 6 42% |
| Nov 28, 2013 | YodasBrain | 90 90% |
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Archeologian | 80 86% |
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Sheldrake | 80 86% |
| Apr 05, 2013 | Mattsdmf | 73 47% |
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| Mar 09, 2013 | aprotagonist | 10 6% |
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| Nov 15, 2012 |  |
pilgermann | 70 52% |
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Too much ridiculousness for me not to enjoy it. *shrug*
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| Aug 15, 2012 |  |
salty dog | 17 1% |
| Jul 29, 2012 | tomwalsh | 29 7% |
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| Jul 16, 2012 | cdalepirate | 30 12% |
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Abba | 90 91% |
| Mar 25, 2012 | Coheed | 40 15% |
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pscoey | 10 5% |
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Aron Ericson | 10 1% |
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eriked | 60 46% |
| Nov 22, 2011 | Lilja | 30 15% |
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| Nov 18, 2011 |  |
bof | 7 1% |
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It has a guy blowing up a sex doll with a bazooka, and a radioactive snake that attacks people through the toilet seat. Very few other movies do.
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| Aug 21, 2011 |  |
hekkon | 35 11% |
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ribcage | 12 4% |
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Just utterly dumb, really. Made on a budget of what looked to be about 400 bucks and a keg.
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| Jul 25, 2011 |  |
jakncoke | 35 5% |
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ripvf | 19 2% |
| Jul 22, 2011 | hardcle | 40 2% |
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pavementSAW | 79 33% |
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| Aug 29, 2010 | gregmo | 15 3% |
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One man's dream is another man's lunch.... what? And the bazooka?
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| Aug 29, 2010 |  |
hazelhawks | 24 5% |
| May 24, 2010 | nuotio | 45 21% |
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| May 04, 2010 |  |
Suteupac | 15 4% |
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Stupid. With this one word I can describe this entire movie. Andy Sidaris knew that he would never be another Ingmar Bergman. So what's the next logical step? Become another Ed Wood with plenty of female nudity in his films, of course! If you don't enjoy half thought out plots and nude breasts, then you may want to avoid seeing this.
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| Apr 28, 2010 |  |
doctor7 | 20 11% |
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A couple of funny jokes here and there but ultimately this movie is incompetently made. The plot is idiotic and all of the acting is atrocious. Scenes literally come out of nowhere. Why is there a contaminated poisonous snake in this movie? Because man it would be cool to have a snake in this movie. Why is a bad guy riding a skateboard with a blowup doll and shooting at the good guys? I can't even fathom the reasoning behind that, although someone suggests he's been smoking "some heavy doobies."
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| Apr 11, 2010 |  |
Castroph | 0 1% |
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Arithaniel | 1 4% |
| Jan 03, 2010 |  |
imdb | 27 3% |
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sirphibes | 68 52% |
| Nov 30, 2009 | Zeno | 65 2% |
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| Average Percentile 28.43% from 125 Ratings |  |
