Hard to Kill

Gave it a six cuz I laughed six times at the ridiculous dialogue.

Tonally confused, somewhat strangely paced political action thriller that feels very uneven. When it's sticking to the machismo and violence it rules, but when it retreats into emotional territory or anything that even remotely tries to portray Seagal's humanity the limitations become immediately obvious.

Girl:"Don't worry, we're safe, I'm house-sitting for this couple that are gone for 6 months. And lucky for you they have karate and workout clothes, a jeep, an acupuncture kit and a huge buddha statue so you can do what you need to. Oh and here's a flower, I thought you might want one" Seagal:"I'm going to make savage love to you and promptly afterward go visit my wife's grave. Then use this montage to fully recover from a seven year coma to a marathon running, sharp-shooting, commando"

Less gritty than Nico, less brutal than Out For justice, but a quality effort nonetheless. Take that to the bank - the blood bank!