Hell Comes to Frogtown

About as close to a Battletoads movie as we'll ever get.

Rowdy Roddy Piper's fucking of every fucking woman in a post-apocalyptic wasteland gets him arrested by the fucking Man...who turns out to be a Woman. He's fitted with an ironclad penis-protector set to explode if he takes it off or wanders too far from his parole officer. His only chance of getting it removed? Fill a bunch of post-apocalyptic wombs with rowdy piper juice and fulfill his civic duty of repopulating the planet. Oh, and there are frogs running guns plus a little amphi-bestiality.

Looking at the title , looking at the poster , clicking play in excitement and just sitting there in disbelief - this is just about Rowdy Roddy Piper's penis. Haha comes , okay I get it.

So clumsy & inept I've no clue what it's trying but it still fails at it. Roddy Piper acts... sorry that sounds wrong. Roddy Piper goofs around as the one fertile man in town. After his rape charge is revoked his unique virility is weaponized by post-apocalyptic feminazis who plan to forcibly impregnate some pacifist babes currently enslaved by turban-wearing frogs. So all over the place with its politics it had potential as camp farce. As it happens it didn't even live up to its silly costumes.

Roddy Piper gets hit on by the only creature who could have a face weirder than his own... a giant frog woman! Terrible, but fun and brilliantly silly.

Hey, Waitagodamninit - this is the plot of Mad Max: Fury Road except the only thing between Tom and his Hardy is a piece of government plastic.

Say what you will, I think we should option MORE scripts written by twelve year old boys.

Roddy Piper in a post WW3 action flick where he's one of the few fertile men left in the World on a mission to nail babes and beat up a bunch of frog/mutant/things. Features a ridiculously unsexy "erotic" dance from Sandahl Bergman (Valeria from Conan the Barbarian). Hilariously bad.

Roddy Piper in an 80's B-movie with this bizarre-ass premise was all the info I ever needed to make me want to watch it. However despite all the ingredients for an all-time great, the movie has too many moments where it feels flat and awkward to live up to my high hopes. The premise provides plenty of odd sex related scenarios and freaky frog mutants to keep me entertained enough, and considering especially what exactly the movie really is, I probably shouldn't have hoped for that much more.

It takes a special touch to make unpleasant situations and disgusting things funny, and the director of this film does not have it. This was just weird and trashy in a way that makes you wonder about the filmmakers.

"They Live" it ain't, but this outing from unsung 80ies gladiator thespian Roddy Piper is still mighty fine trash in its' own right. Mercifully free of the burden of quality, it combines a decent pace and the schlock staple fertility gag with tits and mutant frog people. Quality is overrated anyway.

I can see why some people would like/love this, unfortunately I'm not one of them.

A rating for this film borderline impossible to determine. Roddy Piper plays Sam Hell, our nomadic hero trapped in a post-apocalypic wasteland controlled by women who want his genetic material to prolong the human race, but first he has to battle mutant frogs and rescue women from captivity to mate with. Yeah, exactly. The makeup is quite impressive for a cheapie, and the comedy of errors somehow coalesces into an enjoyable film, even if it's a bit too leisurely paced and mild for its own good.

Sadly it does not live up to the ridiculous premise, but this bizarre Roddy Piper post apocalyptic film is still a fun hoot.

Bored professionals ape the work of enthusiastic amateurs and knowingly indulge juvenile misogyny for shock value. Glaringly obvious throughout that everyone not only should know better, but does. Roddy Piper's acting is... cute. Some of the frog effects are cool.

It wasn't bad. Decent setting. Like a cheap Kurt Russell movie but they really should have had more cheesy one-liners. Not really buying every woman being attracted to Roddy Piper. Fav scene: three snake dance paying off.

So fucking dumb and weird it ends up funny. Who even thought of that??

Inventive and quite obviously fun to make, but takes itself a bit too seriously. I know, right.

i'm not sure if this was supposed to be funny, but it did it anyway. go roddy piper for unwittingly making a comedy/action movie that really should be remembered.

This was a blast. It was surprisingly bloodless for an 80s action flick but it was consistently entertaining throughout, for the most part anyway. "Eat lead, froggies!"

An excellent and delightfully crappy movie. Probably won't impress too many people, but from the last two I saw Donald G. has come a long way as a director. It kinda feels like a real movie. My standard for trash is currently lower than 'stars Roddy Piper', but glancing at his oeuvre that is subject to change.

Goofy, weird fun. Also this ripped off Mad Max and then Fury Road ripped this off. Full circle!

Enjoyably bad

If your looking for ridiculous, it's here. Exploding jock strap, frog people and fertile females all make for unusual movie.

Three words, Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Hell Comes to Frogtown is everything I look for in a trashy 80's movie. Lots of fun! Up until it ended, I wasn't sure I am not watching a porn with a very long set-up. At other times I couldn't believe how high production values are. One of the best b-movies I saw this entire year.

It was soo funny. almost too funny. A forgotten classic! a must see!!

This film has some original ideas but the script could have used a few rewrites. The actors try their best but can't overcome the weak script. The special effects aren't bad considering the low budget. Overall this film is disappointing.

WATCH IT

Unfunny comedy, is there anything worse

An enigma. It's terrible through out, but clearly that's the intention. Competently directed, weirdly good Art Direction, and an aggressively misogynist script. Overall an exceptional execution of a retarded movie.

No.

Somewhere, in Hollywood: What if, a bit of Mad Max, tits, a bit of other things, also tits and Roddy Piper? Sold, go do it! Oh no, we forgot to do a script! Ah, who'll notice? I mean, it's kind of fun, in a silly way. If you ever ask "But why...?", stop the film, it's not for you.

So bad that it's good.