Hellen Keller vs. Nightwolves

It's a terrible movie. But as a slab of vulgarity it's a beautiful middle finger amidst the fad of "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" and "Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter", which to me always represented a half measure. If you want to defile something sacred I say go all the way.

Dumb as shit, but enthusiastically so. Might have enjoyed this if it were a little less try-hard & if I were severely drunk.