Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Cut me a break. They lost the kid again? And the Wet Bandits just so happen to wind up in the same city? Even as a 10 year old, this was ridiculous.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a kid who would not take it anymore. A kid who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a kid who stood up.

Repetitive, unimaginative, and repetitive.

The Rob Schneider Project- day 17. Our employer requested a combined experiment with our colleagues from the Macaulay Culkin Project; a gaunt-looking group that cackled madly every time that wretched child tried to murder someone. Is this what we will regress into as our Project nears its zenith? Luckily Rob was quite muted and even tolerable in this. No one felt happy about it though. We all sense the true horrors still to come. The Project must continue. Schneider-annoyance factor: 1

Hell yeah, Kevin! Fuck up the Big Apple!