Horror House

Not scary. Heck, it's not even funny.

Well, you can't say that one made a whole big bundle of sense. The main fun here is seeing all that Carnaby Street stuff in the background. Then there was that girl with the shag 'do...you couldn't find a more British-looking bird if you tried. :) Oh yeah, and I also liked those candleholder arms.

This starts out promising, with a fabulous ultra-60's aesthetic & a solid cast- plus a super spooky house. But then someone dies & the mystery element starts & it all just sort of falls apart in embarrassing, drawn out fashion from there. These are some of the most illogical characters I've seen, & none of them are especially likeable, either. The timeline is super confusing. Frankie Avalon gets stabbed in the willy, but that's the only lasting image from what's otherwise a bland snoozer.

Boring.