House of Boys

Laughably bad movie on serious subjects which is condescending not just to gay people but anyone with a brain. It's a poor man's Philadelphia, crossed with Cabaret, acted by Hollyoaks and viewed through a lens of Eurotrash. Let's start with the awful dialogue. Every line sounds like it was passed through 3 rounds of Google Translate and recited by a 7-year-old. By the time Stephen Fry adds his gravitas, it has the tone of a sex-education film. I don't recall any redeeming features at all. Avoid.

"Heteros get their Crazy, Stupid, Love. this weekend, and I guess gay New Yorkers, fresh off their immensely satisfying we-have-arrived nuptials, get their own Crazy, Stupid, Tragedy. as counterprogramming." - Eric Henderson

Secretly a My Own Private Idaho reboot