Hunk

A nerd wields dot-matrix technology to make himself moderately rich. He takes the money and buys a beach house frequented by a fat mob wife who introduces him to a football player who plays a mean game of beach volleyball. Frustrated with his performance on the bloodsands, he makes a deal with a succubus who turns him into a hunk compelled to take 10 showers a day. He is finally awarded a mountain of Cuisinart products after making wild whoopie with a mermaid he meets at a seafood bar. The End?

Much better than I thought it was going to be, on recommendation from a friend. As a person who prides himself on watching bad 80s films, this isn't that bad of a movie. The plot is feasible but paper thin. The movie is pretty well acted and it is worth watching to the end to see how the story unfolds. Classic tale of guy is a loser and has a fantasy of being attractive. Enter the "sell your soul" plot and movie plays out. This is worth seeing if you like 80s cheese at its finest.

Much too gay for a non-gay movie.