I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

Well I'll be, within 10 minutes the protagonist has bought a vampire goddamn motorcycle. While it's pretty goofy, the makers are clearly having fun with the premise and it doesn't take long for something amusingly dumb or gory to happen. Plus the contents are so British that you can almost hear the cans of lager being cracked open as soon as a scene ends. The kind of 'B-movie with a hilarious title' that genuinely wants to entertain, not just trick you into a purchase.

No one on Earth that has seen this would've passed if it was just called Vampire Motorcylce, but they included the first person purchasing action anyways. What they shouldn't have done was show the title to the composer because he went in with a witty baton raised and practically derailed the entire thing. Everything with the motorcycle is fun and as far as haunted vehicles go, it actually had more teeth than say, The Car. Oh, and it literally had teeth as well.

I think this was so fun because my expectations were far lower than what was delivered. The menacing shots of the motorcycle were a hoot, as were the kills which make no sense but are hilarious none the less.

Exactly what a movie with a title like that should be like. You get what you want and it hits the fine line of self-awareness without beeing bad on purpose, but still trashy and entertaining.

Slow moving but with great payoffs.