I Will Follow You Into the Dark

Where would horror movies be without stupid females--and the dumb guys that enable them? Lousy acting, worse writing, and TERRIBLE direction... a triple threat! Virtually every scene goes on much too long, and the dialogue is laugh-out-loud bad. Then, after a particularly stupid horror sequence, you're treated to a variation on the Orpheus legend and a mush-minded new-agey happy ending. At least it's not quite as bad as its second cousin, "What Dreams May Come".

Creepy set-up turns into lame nonsense