In China They Eat Dogs (1999)

Date	User	Rating
Mar 08, 2022	Adds	30 _6th
Hasn't aged well but I can't even imagine it was ever good anyway. I hated the camerawork with a passion.
Aug 05, 2021	lethias	74 _26th
A neurotic dark comedy riddled with sentiment change of narrative, characters and mood. Character progression is silly but in that unnatural way, but story progression is great if taken as it should be - silly. Also, Vuk is great and I loved every second of him. Climax is slightly disappointing, ending is interesting.
Jul 19, 2021	Kavu	72 _51st
The Danish Lock, Stock isn't quite as successful as the British version, but still pretty good.
May 14, 2021	favery	30 _7th
Danish Lock Stock.
Nov 01, 2020	heineken	100 _97th
Black comedy at its very finest, like only the danes can do it. Action packed, hilarious, great plot, great acting. Kim Bodnia does the performance of his life
Dec 20, 2016	marazi	100 _98th
harikaaaaaaaaa.harvad reis sen çok kral adamsın.3 kere daha izlerim
Jan 31, 2016	KasperL	75 _77th
I treasured this in high school, and I had a sinking feeling that returning to it would be an uncomfortable experience. However, it turned out that, although it has its rough patches to be sure, I actually still like it a lot. I'd go so far as to call it one of the funniest Danish films of all time. (Make of that what you will.)
May 07, 2014	PixieAwesome	90 _29th
Seriously funny and very danish.
Dec 08, 2012	iyisinek	79 _81st
Absürt komedi, banka soygunu, banka araci soygunu, hapishaneden adam kacirmak, kazayla öldürmek, (Arvid, bir banka calisanidir. Bir gün bankayi soyan bir hirsizi yakalar ve 15 gün izin kazanir. fakat bu arada kiz arkadasi onu terk eder. Hirsizin karisi evine gelip hirsizin cocuk sahibi olmak için bankayi soydugunu söyler. Arvid üzülür ve sert mizaci olan abisine basvurur. Abisiyle beraber bir banka aracini soyar ve parati hirisizin karisina verir. Adami hapisten kacirir. Bu arada bir cok kisi öl
Jun 30, 2011	tinysausage	69 _39th
A strange, sometimes uneasy mix of violent crime action, dark comedy and slapstick. It's very un-PC, but I guess most gangsters are. Entertaining.
Sep 08, 2010	bookhouseboy	46 _61st
#00s(e)#, reviews, story.
Apr 13, 2010	JohnSandwich	75 _74th
The second one is actually quite a bit funnier IIRC, still, a good time.
Mar 22, 2010	Stripy	53 _11th
I laughed a couple of times, but that is it. In my opinion, what really didn't work is the directing - the story, though being ridiculous, is kind of amusing and could even work.
Jan 17, 2010	Barthalen	70 _55th
Starts as a regular crime movie, mixes this with some twisted comedy and gets more over the top as it goes along. At some points you don't know whether to laugh or to be slightly disturbed. The ending was too chaotic and frivolous though.
Jun 05, 2009	JMBosch	72 _47th
Each step of the plot gets more ridiculous as the brothers try to better there situation only to keep fucking it up. The frame-story gets aggravating until its pay off at the very end of the film (which is also... ridiculous). One of those funny, inept criminals keep fucking things up for themselves movies. You can't take it too seriously, as it obviously doesn't itself. ... Poor, poor Vuk.
May 02, 2009	Vandelay1	84 _94th
Nice Movie
Jan 27, 2011	DavidBlast	50 _44th
Back in the day this used to be the epitome of cool, but this too is true of the concept of ninja turtles. While the humor is consistently dark and it's gay-bashing as wrong as any Rambo sequel, it's never really engaging, and the ending is quite frankly retarded.

Average Percentile 58.64% from 379 Ratings