Invasion of the Neptune Men

Agonizing to get through. EAT IT, MOVIE!

Jesus, how is this different from Prince of Space. Oh wait, there is a difference - it sucks even more!

Wait, Sonny Chiba was in this? Aw man, now I gotta hate on Sonny Chiba. Thanks a lot, Invasion of the Neptune Men!

The only actually good part was the "Don't panic" montage. Don't even think of watching this one straight however, but only with MST accompaniment. It almost broke Tom Servo (don't say I didn't warn you).

Intensely boring kids movie about silent Robby the Robots going hog wild,

Just... boring. Thoroughly boring and uninteresting. Space Chief was kind of neat, but... bluh. The MST3K episode was quite a bit of fun, but the movie it--wait, Hitler Building? What? And god, so much divebombing. There's some neat miniature exploding in the divebombing scenes, but it just drags on for way too long.

A nonsensical ripoff of a movie that was already horrendously bad. "A bunch of random obnoxious kids" is the best protagonist ever!

Mst3k score: 7/10