Izzie's Way Home

Look, I'm a lazy bastard who gets nothing done and passively cruises through life, and I still got genuinely angry at how no-effort this shit was. Even for an Asylum production this was utterly shameful. The stiff and ugly 3D Unity store assets just float in a void, clipping through scenery and themselves. I did learn that a sea cucumber poops out its intestines to scare off enemies. There's a metaphor for this "movie" in there somewhere but I'm too no-effort to try and find it.

This movie REALLY made me question my decisions in my life.....

The Asylum enters the animation world with Izzie's Way Home (2016) ! An original story about a fish.... OH, WAIT.... this was conveniently released around the same time as Finding Dory (2016). And The Asylum delivers what's expected. A animation film that feels like a S C R E E N S A V E R ! ! !