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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

2001
Comedy
Musical
1h 25m
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Avg Percentile 24.69% from 147 total ratings

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Rated 16 Jul 2010
78
51st
If ur in the right B-movie mood & can get past the crap look & even worse sound, u might find this turning in2 goofy fun. Gets better as it goes w/ tighter edits, more inventive fight scenes, & better screwball-camp, as if the filmmaker were learning on the job. It also eventually delivers on the title's promise 2 offend, which is mandatory in a film like this. Wild& dirt-cheap it also sports a nicely done score (check out the KISS-worthy title track) & u've just got 2 admire the DIY ethic.
Rated 30 Aug 2009
65
12th
I bought this movie on the title alone. It has a lot of b-movie charm and made for a fun watch at least once. I think it would be better suited for a party where people could sit around and laugh at it (or with it in some parts).
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
39th
Cornball, low fi, and mediocre most of the time, but short enough to be a fun ride. There's one HILARIOUS moment I won't spoil for you, you'll know it when you see it, that rivals any non sequiter gag ever done by Family Guy or line of dialogue from the Pythons.
Rated 16 Oct 2009
2
16th
Some hilarity to be found.
Rated 27 Jun 2008
30
11th
Ridiculously amateur, but hilarious in parts. Still, it wears out its welcome long before it ends.
Rated 10 Oct 2010
49
15th
Tries hard, fails. A couple funny parts though.
Rated 31 Aug 2007
80
49th
So funny. Everyone should see this it's ridiculous.
Rated 21 Jun 2008
35
14th
Not even ridiculous amounts of alcohol could make this film worth the $15 I paid for it.
Rated 12 Apr 2009
11
0th
Great concept that absolutely falls flat on its atrocious face. Avoid this film at all costs.
Rated 23 Aug 2008
50
5th
Good Lord, this is a terrible pun.
Rated 11 Mar 2018
50
3rd
It's one of those so-terrible-it's-good-but-still-terrible movies. My friends and I used to watch it back in high school. Now we can't find it anywhere to show new people.
Rated 23 Apr 2009
5
1st
I had the misfortune of seeing this.
Rated 15 Jan 2012
10
2nd
Terrible but hilarious.
Rated 12 Sep 2009
60
50th
Sure it's bad... but it's also tons of fun!
Rated 21 Jan 2009
50
24th
The best thing about it is the title. Unfortunately the $0 budget, amateur acting and confusing directing make the overall film quite awful. This is on the level of an average Youtube series.
Rated 15 Jun 2007
3
28th
Pretty good for another cliche, by-the-numbers Jesus Christ-fights-vampires musical.
Rated 04 Nov 2010
50
58th
I feel the need of more bursting into songs and definitely more lesbian vampires.
Rated 07 Feb 2011
75
72nd
One of the best from the beer-n-friends genre.
Rated 03 Sep 2008
66
28th
How not to love a movie called: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? But seriously, after the first 10 minutes, i thought it would be great. Unfortunately, it's not that good. But still interesting and enjoyable, especially for an very amateur film.
Rated 03 May 2011
26
28th
Really bad movie, but when I saw the bloopers it looked like so much fun to make. Also the background people were sometimes funny. The titles are pretty cool though.
Rated 08 Feb 2009
61
10th
i want to give it a higher rating for the concept, but I actually watched it ...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
24th
The entire concept of the movie is hilarious, as are a few of the fight scenes and dialogue, but overall it's way too inconsistent and a few of the turns the story takes aren't very agreeable.
Rated 22 Nov 2007
100
95th
one of the funnies movie ever (if i'm not back in 15 minutes, call the pope!)

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