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Jingle All the Way

Jingle All the Way

1996
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 29m
A harried father decides to dream the impossible dream, to get that year's hot toy for his son just before Christmas Day (imdb)

Jingle All the Way

1996
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 29m
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Rated 21 Dec 2020
75
30th
My world changed when I first heard the line "I'm naht a pervhert! I vas just looking for TurboMahn doll!" I now use it in conversation whenever possible, which is more often than it should be.
Rated 08 Dec 2018
70
53rd
Phil Hartman is a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus. I remember when I saw this in theaters and they handed out a sucker with every ticket. Bold.
Rated 27 Dec 2018
73
70th
This 90's kid guilty pleasure has become a nostalgic Christmas classic. From the infamous "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!" and "I'm not a pervert!" to Arnold literally punching out a reindeer, this is one of Schwarzenegger's cheesiest, most over-the-top, attempted comedic performances ever, and it's wonderful. Toss in the fantastic Phil Hartman and ridiculous Sinbad, then add a heap of commercial Christmas cynicism and cartoonish violence, and it makes for oddly delightful fruit cake of a holiday film.
Rated 10 Oct 2020
63
24th
Likably silly vehicle for Schwarzenegger seems to want to recapture the genial bumbling of KINDERGARTEN COP - some of exec producer Chris Columbus' more acrid influence is here (Arnie decks a savage reindeer! Ho-ho-ho!) and had the film genuinely maintained a darker tone, it may have worked better and more effectively balanced the schmaltz. Schwarzenegger again shows his flair for light comedy and Hartman as a slimy, effete(?) neighbour nearly steals the film.
Rated 13 Jul 2007
3
61st
I'm sorry, but some sick part of me loves this film. That kid is terrible, Arnold is even cheesier than usual, and it has fucking Sinbad for Christ's sake. That makes it AWESOME in my book.
Rated 05 Nov 2011
30
13th
Somewhere in the 90s, in a dimly lit room, atop of some skyscraper in Hollywood, there must have been a secret meeting between top producers. They'd be sitting there, with their cigars, thinking up ways of further degrading Arnold Schwarzenegger's career. -"Let's put him in another disgustingly sugarsweet family comedy." -"Great idea! Okay, the last time we made him say 'ferret' over and over. What other words could showcase his horrible English? Suggestions?" -"How about the word.. 'Turbo'?"
Rated 15 Apr 2008
1
0th
A "Shit Sandwich" movie, in that it's the type to earn a witty one-line dig of a review. Except, even that's too much effort for this material, and every minute I think about it is another minute wasted. To say it represents everything I hate about the holidays, or studio films, would be putting it lightly. It represents everything I hate about the human race (especially you, Sinbad).
Rated 24 Jul 2007
21
23rd
Dumb. Didn't even jingle a third of the way for me.
Rated 27 Dec 2012
20
4th
I remember this being pretty funny. I must have had a rather twisted sense of humor back then.
Rated 03 Aug 2008
20
1st
With such classic one liners as, 'he's barking up the wrong tree', it's the must-miss film this Christmas.
Rated 05 Mar 2014
4
22nd
Jingle All The Way is one the stupidest Christmas films ever, but Im guilty of watching this every year at Christmas time. I love Schwarzenegger in comedic roles and although he's incredibly cringe worthy here, he's absolutely hilarious also. And Sinbad & Hartman are funny too. The whole film is completely stupid but its humorously quotable. I should hate this poor excuse of a Christmas film, but it definitely falls into the 'it's so bad it's good' category and I hold my hands up to liking this.
Rated 05 Feb 2024
53
25th
It's funny that all these years later movies like Krampus still make reference to these mob rushes that were occurring close to thirty years ago as if online shopping didn't pretty much butcher that. Somehow the novelty of waking up at 4:00am and getting worse and worse deals wore off. Not unlike the novelty of Sinbad...
Rated 10 Feb 2010
60
49th
Whilst I know I should hate this movie, I truly don't. In fact I love it. I'm only giving it an average score because I know in my heart it's a terrible movie, but hey, who cares? It's entertaining, it's got some good gags, it's so very charming and it was one of my favourite films as a child. Fuck you guys, it's great.
Rated 04 Mar 2008
84
37th
Classic. There is no way this movie can be bad.
Rated 24 Dec 2017
50
26th
I am unsure how to rate this. It's not very good, but I have some nostalgic attachment to this film. Plus, Hartman is so good as the sleazy next door neighbour.
Rated 22 Aug 2011
57
13th
It was you Arnold. You were Turboman all along.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
33rd
Schwarzenegger and Sinbad together at last!
Rated 07 Jun 2007
2
14th
Hahaha, the camp and the fact that all the characters are disturbingly horrible people make it worth a look, if mildly intoxicated.
Rated 19 Nov 2017
69
16th
The untold billions spent developing a rocket suit for a cheap parade promotion.
Rated 01 Aug 2009
50
38th
Arnie punches wildlife.... 50.
Rated 20 Oct 2010
20
6th
A lot of things are wrong here. First, the obvious: Schwarzenegger is trying to be funny (on purpose, that is). Also, a guy simply dubbed "SINBAD" is in the cast. That's ... a truly bad sign. ... Wait, I'll just stop here. Leave the rest to you. I'll hand it a couple of points, though, for that ehm... christmas feel. But that's just me being weak. Weak.
Rated 29 Jan 2008
2
13th
SCHWARZENEGGER. CHRISTMAS. OH MY GOD.
Rated 14 Feb 2007
6
55th
PUT THE COOKIES DOWN....NOW!
Rated 08 Aug 2014
30
6th
On the upside, it has what is possibly the most atrocious performance by our favorite austrian (no, not hitler, the other one). On the downside, it's atrocious altogether.
Rated 22 Dec 2020
25
3rd
Capitalism and all that. Arnie's performance is impressively wooden, which is not a good thing in this case. Phil Hartman is about the only redeeming feature of this holiday season debacle.
Rated 17 Mar 2017
78
67th
Better Christmas movie than Die-Hard
Rated 01 Aug 2007
56
26th
Schwarzenegger versus Sinbad for a kiddie toy? Worth seeing for the line "Pudt dat coohkie down, NEOW!"
Rated 20 Mar 2007
3
38th
Why am I supposed to hate a batshit insane excoriation of the worst materialistic aspects of the holiday season, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, again?
Rated 08 Dec 2015
4
12th
It certainly does well in capturing that Christmas consumer craziness, with its over-the-top single-day plot filled with every-man-for-himself shopping shenanigans featuring the not-exactly-Academy-Award-worthy Arnold, his arsenal of awesome one-liners ("I'm not a pervert!"), and a couple of recurring antagonists. In terms of fitting in those Christmas spirit fuzzies, though, the film flops (Arnold's redemption is almost all luck), the kid's surprising and moving final act of generosity aside.
Rated 10 Nov 2012
40
17th
I had no idea Jake Lloyd was in this movie. He helped ruin Star Wars. Fuck Jake Lloyd.
Rated 06 May 2010
25
8th
love the costumes
Rated 23 Sep 2013
29
29th
The plot is absolute shit, but it has some awesome quots and features Ahnie as a supah hero JAHWOL!
Rated 12 Oct 2009
15
3rd
Plays as a lousy father's golden fantasy of how he saves christmas, gains his son's love and rekindle his wife's affection, without doing anything else than wreaking havoc on christmas day...
Rated 12 Feb 2011
50
6th
"PUT DAT COOKIE DOWN!"
Rated 27 Dec 2018
42
8th
Phil Hartman is great and there are some great quotes in here, but it's mostly just as terrible as its reputation.
Rated 08 Feb 2010
35
15th
Very watchable for a standard christmas movie. Still not sure if comedy and Schwarzenager mix or if it's just laughable to watch his attempts at it.
Rated 19 Dec 2020
21
10th
This is the world conservatives think they live in; from "rich suburbanite" as "relatable dude", to retail workers and cops laughing at a white guy who looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, to the insipidity of Howard's reasons for neglecting his family being puffed up into a minor character flaw that can be triumphantly overcome by just Trying Real Hard, to all the horrifying jokes about police brutality and "going postal" and oh my god everything about Sinbad's character oh my god why.
Rated 20 Mar 2009
30
19th
A typical story boring for Christmas, with all the nonsense of the genre. Infantile too much, and we are unable to feel empathy here for the father to get the toy.
Rated 09 Mar 2007
73
31st
A fun holiday film about a guy who will do anything to keep his promise to his son to get him the hot Turbo Man toy on the market. The chemistry between Sinbad and Schwarzennegger is very noticable.
Rated 25 Mar 2007
34
6th
Classic Christmas movie starring Arnold, Sinbad, young Darth Vadar, the late Phil Hartman, and Tom Hanks' wife, and featuring cameos from that voice actor from those adult cartoons, Mini Me, and Gene Parmesan. Favorite part of the film was when Booger, playing "Chain Smoking Booster", got punched by Sinbad and was then mauled by kids flinging gay slurs at him. My 7 year old son made me rewind this part over and over again, much to the consternation of his mother. It's not very good.
Rated 19 Aug 2007
50
13th
All time holiday smash hit!
Rated 08 Dec 2008
43
17th
So bad it's good. "Here's looking at YOU, Dad!"
Rated 08 Jan 2022
87
84th
Honestly, this is one of my favorite christmas movies ever. Arnold and Sinbad are hilarious throughout the movie, and Phil Hartman leads to some great laughs as well.
Rated 02 Dec 2015
12
8th
Fuck Jake Lloyd. Yay Phill Hartman. This movie is incredibly vile and stupid and please don't watch it.
Rated 14 Dec 2008
80
77th
Among the dopiest of '90s comedies, with a third act that made even my 8-year-old self go, "Psh, yeah right." Endlessly watchable especially around the holidays; Phil Hartman is always a highlight but in all honesty Arnold and Sinbad are both quite likable with roles that play to their strengths.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
95
98th
unintentionally hilarious.
Rated 05 Aug 2010
6
65th
adoro o Arnold fazendo esses filmes!!!!!
Rated 07 Aug 2022
55
20th
Sinbad is terrible, Arnie is great – it’s a sort of tug of war between the two of them trying to see how cringy or how funny they can make the film, but it’s a cohesive narrative with a silly enough premise to follow and enjoy. I even liked the scenes with Lionel "Creepy McCreeperson" Hutz, the dodgy, pervy neighbour. I think most would be hard-pressed to call this a good film, but it's got to be given credit for scoring considerably higher than others of its ilk.
Rated 05 Apr 2009
70
34th
This has quickly become my go-to Holiday Christmas film. Yes the acting is bad, yes many of the jokes fall flat, but it has certain charm and is itself a very under-rated satire of the consumerist cultures that surrounds Christmas and the lengths people will go to dehumanize themselves to massive toy conglomerates during the holiday. Just kidding, Anakin Skywalker ruins this film like everything else.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
44
38th
Ah-nold is in top comedic form... unfortunately, that still only gets him a 44.
Rated 26 Aug 2010
2
24th
Sinbad in a movie? lol wait a second Arnold is going to compliment his acting skills? even better. It made me chuckle a few times thats about it.
Rated 21 Dec 2020
34
2nd
This is a one note Christmas film with a really bad script. The actors are wasted and the laughs are sparse. Definitely avoid this movie.
Rated 10 Dec 2008
4
28th
If this didn't have Sinbad, it would be a much better movie. It's also extremely quotable.
Rated 23 Aug 2009
65
54th
Decent parody of Giftmas materialism. Remember, kiddies, it's not about the spirit, it's all about the presents.
Rated 10 Jul 2015
50
14th
A fairly lame holiday movie that is saved a little bit by Arnold being entertaining.
Rated 13 Feb 2009
2
39th
There is a moment where this movie goes from a holiday family film to Sinbad willing to murder Arnold's son for a toy. Recommended if you like Arnold, as he's entertaining in this.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
1st
I don't know if you noticed, but this movie has Sinbad in it. The prosecution rests.
Rated 29 Apr 2020
40
3rd
I remember this movie being nostalgically fun, but on second viewing, it's actually pretty terrible. The acting is all over the place (featuring some great bad kid acting from Jake Lloyd.) The plot is paper thin and really only serves to set up some cartoonish action sequences and inexplicable Sinbad stand-up monologues. Phil Hartman is good as the creepy neighbor, but if you're over the age of five, this film is probably not going to cut it, even as a Christmas movie.
Rated 15 Dec 2016
75
52nd
A wonderful and hilarious anti-capitalist Christmas movie about a father desperate to win his family's approval.
Rated 04 Aug 2017
55
33rd
It's a Christmas staple and I enjoy it, but there's no denying the flaws of a hackneyed plot, limp direction and some extremely corny moments.
Rated 08 Jun 2007
75
45th
I laughed at it more than I thought I would.
Rated 22 Mar 2020
47
34th
Seen: 2.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
3
5th
somehow sinbad with a mail bomb is funny... i dont get it...
Rated 16 Jun 2012
40
14th
Loved it as a kid
Rated 23 Dec 2006
68
12th
Fun for kids.
Rated 08 Dec 2007
65
40th
lol arnold
Rated 28 Jul 2008
80
67th
Ah, I think it's a great christmas movie. Sue me. (Don't really)
Rated 03 Jan 2019
95
97th
rvw
Rated 10 Apr 2016
37
16th
D+
Rated 03 Feb 2011
50
69th
best christmas movie of all time
Rated 12 Oct 2017
45
30th
Fun neo-christmas-noir-comedy flick that has a lot going on with different subplots, the comedy is fine and the last action sequence is really good. The acting is very poor and around the middle the story losses strength.
Rated 24 Jan 2012
40
28th
Better than popular opinion would suggest. Some genuine (intentional) laughs. Sinbad has never been better. (Low bar.) Unfortunately, it still exists at the center of an awful Venn diagram: Christmas Movies & Schwarzenegger Vehicles.
Rated 27 Dec 2018
52
55th
It stands out as a non-chick-flick Christmas movie. And because men are usually less into seasonal entertainment, this movie has mostly been at the bottom of the heap until recent years when the scales have been over-tipped into cult-classic territory. Only watch it on VHS.
Rated 28 Dec 2022
20
12th
Soulless, stupid, mean-spirited, painfully laugh-free kids movie that is suitable for no one of any age. Arnold tries to out-act a small child and loses. Probably the worst Christmas movie of all-time.
Rated 04 May 2014
10
6th
The scary thing about this movie is that nowadays parents actually arrested at Walmarts and Targets for what they were comically depicting in this film...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
0th
Jim Belushi and Sinbad get screen time in the same movie...JIM BELUSHI AND SINBAD, YES, THE SINBAD WHO MAKES JIM BELUSHI ALMOST LOOK TOLERABLE, GET SCREEN TIME IN THE SAME MOVIE!!! Not even Arnold fighting midgets and dwarves saves this clunker.
Rated 18 Apr 2008
40
14th
There are many mistakes I've made in my life--spending a Christmas evening watching the idiotic Jingle All The Way is right near the top. Should've stuck with the NBA on NBC.
Rated 06 Dec 2011
69
53rd
Still enjoyable, for purely campy reasons.
Rated 01 Sep 2010
42
15th
Darn it, but I find Arnold funny... I just don't like anyone else.
Rated 08 Sep 2024
20
20th
bad bad, not good bad.
Rated 29 Jun 2012
70
75th
Big loud stupid family fun. It's dumb but it still manages to show how ridiculous people get and act during the holidays.
Rated 25 Nov 2013
79
65th
I don't know why this movie is so lowly rated on Criticker but I remember thoroughly enjoying it when I watched it.
Rated 11 Jan 2010
30
8th
Arnold's got some memorable and funny lines, but other than that there's nothing here to recommend, since the humor's pretty painful at points. Getting comedy out of strained relationships is just sadistic.
Rated 25 Dec 2008
9
4th
Bad and boring.
Rated 14 Feb 2014
20
3rd
This was very poor. Looked horrible and disgusting characters. Does have of the great cinematic lines though. PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!!!!!
Rated 30 Dec 2009
80
76th
If you don't like this film then you should reconsider your existence.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
59
21st
This movie is a ridiculous race for a toy. If that doesn't turn you away, then you are a die hard Arnold fan. Well, you'll be sorry, but maybe there's a chance you get a kick out of Sinbad's and Arnold's interactions together. Crap!
Rated 12 Jul 2007
50
5th
Really, really bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
18
15th
More predictable than an episode of Seinfeld.
Rated 05 Jul 2008
35
7th
Oh, Arnold, you're so terrible. But funny! Funny all day!
Rated 20 Dec 2012
25
17th
The most misguided, confusing and bizarre Christmas film I have ever seen. What the hell happened here? No, seriously, what the hell happened in this movie?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
14
14th
How did they get 90 minutes out of this story?
Rated 27 May 2015
46
7th
45.500
Rated 06 Jun 2016
9
85th
My favorite Christmas movie, Sinbad movie, and Jake Lloyd movie.
Rated 20 Feb 2009
51
42nd
For a Christmas film I was forced to watch in the past with my family, its a lesser of many evils.
Rated 29 Jun 2011
16
4th
No... just... no.
Rated 08 Dec 2013
50
9th
Fun to watch, but incredibly stupid with no other redeeming qualities.
Rated 11 Apr 2014
55
21st
The kid in this movie is one of the worst characters ever. I have no idea why Jingle All the Way is considered such a terrible movie. It never, ever once pretends to be something it's not. "It's stupid!" isn't the best criticism against an overtly absurd comedy. It means it's funny.
Rated 03 Dec 2007
1
0th
One of the worst movies I've ever seen!
Rated 21 Feb 2007
5
0th
Very bad.

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