Jurassic Shark

Should've called it Jurasshit Fart. Fits the movie much better. 9 points for the lion growl and crunch sound + 4 for the silly water splashing sound (and no yelling/background noise or whatsoever) during a stupid water fight of 2 dumb girls in bikinis and 1 for ending the film with 'Fin'.

The opening and closing credits run for a total of 15 minutes, representing roughly 20% of the film's running time. The remaining 80% is a plodding test of how patient you can be. I'm talking cardboard characters that like to go splashy splashy, graphics that are still rendering as I write this and enough pointless slow-mo shots to make one assume Michael Bay was its visual consultant. This movie is a total spaz!

Terrible Z-grade Canadian shark movie only to be watched by hardcore fans of bad shark movies, and even than at their own risk. Not a so-bad-its-good bad shark movie, but just a fascinatingly bad film that needs to be seen to believed.

This is really bad. It has to be seen to be believed. Terrible acting, awful photography and sound, ludicrous editing and direction and some unbelievably worthless attempts at visual effects. It literally has no cohesion or logic whatsoever. I hereby state that it is virtually implausible to find anything positive to say about this. And yet it contains enough banal ridiculousness to laugh at, including the totally outrageous finale. And look at that title. You're in for some laughs.

Look like a french TV serie. Title is fun, but not the film :-(

Well, I don't think my review will be much of a surprise. The directing, acting, and storyline are terrible. I found it to be a mid-tier "so bad it's good movie". Maybe I shouldn't be, but I am shocked there is a part two to this. I am even more shocked that I want to see it.