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Kazaam

Kazaam

1996
Comedy
Musical
1h 33m
Being a lone young boy in the 'hood" is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when he fools a gang of local toughs who cornered him at school. The gang finds out that the key he gave them is of no value in committing a robbery, and they chase him through the streets of his neighborhood, bent on revenge. He tries to escape by slipping into the open door of an old warehouse, but they follow him there, too... (imdb)
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Kazaam

1996
Comedy
Musical
1h 33m
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Rated 23 Jan 2011
100
85th
9 Shaqtaculars
Rated 07 Jun 2023
62
6th
Only morbid curiosity can explain why about four million people paid money, in the summer of 1996, to see this movie. Every single one of those people must have known it was not going to be good. No one, including the people who made the film, could have believed that Shaq could act. Hell, there are plenty of famous ACTORS who can’t act. Why would anyone think that a mumbling, lumbering, oversized basketball player could do it?
Rated 30 Mar 2014
100
99th
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Rated 28 Feb 2011
100
92nd
Cinematic genius at it's finest people.
Rated 31 Mar 2020
50
21st
Sitting here wondering if Max’s firefighter stepdad died on 9/11 and if Max regretted being so cavalier with his stupid Shaq genie wishes.
Rated 08 Aug 2012
2
30th
Shaq proves his worth as a Shaqtor in this hilarious, Shaqtion packed comedy.
Rated 08 Dec 2007
5
2nd
The concept of Shaquille O'Neal in a movie is hilarious. However you don't need to see this movie to grasp that because, I can assure you, this film is not funny or enjoyable at all.
Rated 22 Jun 2014
100
96th
This is not a film, this is the manifestation of perfection. Oh my god this is a life changing experience. Watch this movie and be amazed
Rated 11 Mar 2010
5
1st
Remember when Conan O'Brien would randomly pick scenes from this movie and play them during his show? That's the only good thing that's ever come of this damnable laughing-stock of the cinematic world.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
12th
Shaq inspired millions of young actors with this gem.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
2nd
Yeah! Kazaam, the hip-hop, slam-dunking genie makes for a horrendous fantasy/family film. Watching this movie will make any kid dumber, but I suppose they're already pretty dumb if they want to see it in the first place. Utter crapulence!
Rated 07 Mar 2008
0
0th
Being a lone young boy in the 'hood" is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when he fools a gang of local toughs who cornered him at school. The gang finds out that the key he gave them is of no value in committing a robbery, and they chase him through the streets of his neighborhood, bent on revenge. He tries to escape by slipping into the open door of an old warehouse, but they follow him there, too. While running from them through aisles filled with all kinds of stuff, he b
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
0th
You have to understand that someone green-lighted this film. It's stuff like this that makes me believe in the Devil, because someone sold their soul to get this put on the big screen.
Rated 28 Oct 2012
4
1st
This movie is so bad. But I love it! I wanted to give it a 100. I really did. It's such a lovably bad, loud movie that seems to not know if it wants to be a serious story, or an over the top comedy. Watching it is quite an experience, and is something that everyone should do.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
2nd
A small joy filled my heart everytime someone greenlit a Shaquille O'Neal movie. Sadly, he never could take it to the rack like he does in his real profession.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
1st
I was atleast expecting comedy, it did not have any.
Rated 12 Jul 2014
69
0th
I bet hes got a giant pecka tss
Rated 14 Aug 2007
37
6th
A notch above the midway point between abysmal and terrible. Nevertheless, it still sucked.
Rated 18 Sep 2012
5
4th
A star vehicle for Shaq's talents. Unfortunately, outside of basketball, he doesn't have any. Terminally boring.
Rated 16 Jan 2009
5
10th
I'd like a big, doofy looking mongoloid in the gayest outfit possible to come out of my boombox! The only thing that comes out of it now, is music. =( Kazaam was just a drug dealer undercover trying to get this kid hooked...I mean, being from the "hood", and all...::rolls eyes::
Rated 13 Jul 2007
1
10th
It could have been worse I guess? That's something nice I can say about it. And I got kinda pumped when candy bars started raining from the sky. Otherwise, blech.
Rated 04 Feb 2011
90
59th
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Rated 03 Jun 2022
53
12th
Oddly plotted film feels like it may have been written with a more adult protagonist in mind – establishing Capra as a bullied child of divorce, and then never paying either of the story threads off, instead thrusting him and O’Neal into the world of pirated music (?) means the film never makes sense or can build a natural sense of rhythm. O’Neal is actually the best thing about it, turning in a warm and amusing performance and establishing a likable and convincing rapport with Capra.
Rated 14 Feb 2007
49
16th
Cute, but nothing more.
Rated 29 Sep 2008
65
15th
EL O EL
Rated 01 Jun 2008
70
3rd
Weird.
Rated 19 Sep 2011
11
3rd
Il mio cuore canta quando questo film è svolto. OH GIOIA DELLE GIOIE! Che bel mondo è questo!
Rated 19 Jan 2019
6
1st
A passion project from Paul Michael Glaser, whose passion is apparently to make an awful film about an NBA star being a genie.
Rated 30 Dec 2007
50
32nd
hilarious
Rated 22 Jul 2009
1
11th
One of the most inadvertently hilarious films of all time.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
8
1st
Great for fans of campy, horrible movies.
Rated 19 Aug 2009
25
1st
Play basketball Shaq
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
5th
A grim portion of the kids/family genre.
Rated 03 Jun 2008
60
15th
At least Shaq already made millions, so he doesn't need to wait on the royalties from this.
Rated 25 Mar 2011
15
9th
Shaq helps a latino youth with white parents.
Rated 01 Aug 2007
44
15th
It's not as bad as you'd probably think, but at the same time, it's not as bad as you'd probably hope either.
Rated 15 Sep 2017
60
28th
Are you sure this isn't that Sinbad as a genie film called Shazam?
Rated 11 Dec 2011
15
1st
the villain is turned into a basketball and dunked. KAZAAM BITCH
Rated 12 Nov 2016
5
4th
F
Rated 04 Mar 2008
0
2nd
SHAQ CAN'T EVEN SCORE ON THE COURT LET ALONE THE BIG SCREEN GO BACK TO MAKING FIGHTING GAMES
Rated 26 Jul 2013
100
97th
This is SHAQRT
Rated 31 Jul 2008
0
0th
Why Shaq why. ONE green-spectrum review out of 250.
Rated 24 Aug 2007
0
3rd
Basketball players shouldn't act. Ever.
Rated 17 Jun 2012
40
14th
Flying toast
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
3rd
Kazaam, if it weren't so bad, it would be fantastic. this is when Shaq was in his prime. He had his rap career, Shaq-fu, and then there was his first starring role in Kazaam, which combines both his rap and karate "skills."
Rated 31 Mar 2013
4
1st
What the hell did I just watch? Shaq as a genie to a white inner-city kid (I guess), complete with rapping interludes and a ludicrous "evil Arab stealing the genie" plot. It's Aladdin without the charm, humor, effects, or quality. I can tell Shaq's having fun, which is nice. At least someone is. I wasn't. Best viewed as a cultural experiment - how did this get made?
Rated 08 Jul 2010
10
6th
What is it about basketball players that allow them to make such entertaining bad movies?
Rated 22 Aug 2022
55
15th
Comesoutboomboxlol-rhymeslool+mostpowersgone+looltheyraptogetherWEGENIE+Kditcheshimforrapfamelool+thinktruewishfromtheheartfreeshimtoaDjin+seeshimlikehumannow
Rated 05 Jul 2020
10
0th
Meth: not even once.
Rated 13 Jan 2010
0
4th
A film that's only worth watching to make fun of how awful it is. But seriously, don't EVER watch it.
Rated 14 Dec 2006
0
2nd
OW OW OW OW OW OW
Rated 21 Sep 2008
60
6th
Shaq, thank god you stop acting
Rated 24 Nov 2011
60
10th
ermm no commento
Rated 26 Nov 2011
26
4th
If this movie is funny, it's not for any of the right reasons. It's just funny how Shaq is the #1 thing carrying the movie, and it's not because he's so good at acting.
Rated 01 Jul 2007
15
2nd
But I'm in it!
Rated 29 Dec 2008
19
5th
Kazaam... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAH
Rated 07 Jan 2014
30
2nd
bylo w telewizji ;p
Rated 18 Jun 2012
97
95th
I laughed too hard to put into words
Rated 16 Nov 2007
0
11th
I have no need to justify
Rated 01 Apr 2007
10
4th
Oh god it's so bad why did I even watch it.
Rated 22 Mar 2011
2
0th
"I AM...KAZAAM"
Rated 06 Aug 2013
10
0th
Yaaaaaaaaaa.
Rated 03 Jul 2011
1
6th
Shaq is more convincing as an extra-dimensional being when he's giving interviews.
Rated 30 Jun 2007
8
1st
Do I really need to explain why "Kazaam" is a bad movie?
Rated 22 Oct 2007
0
0th
This might be the worst movie ever made. Shaquille O'Neal should have spent more time learning to shoot free throws and not bothered making this movie.
Rated 04 Dec 2015
30
5th
A good part was when Shaq used his genie powers to turn a bad guy into a big ball and then his hoops powers to dunk him into a garbage chute. I've got no quippy sophistry about this one because I just kept one eye on it while playing games in another window.
Rated 11 Nov 2012
21
30th
Not as bad as I had been lead to believe. It's a family film, and Shaq is bad at acting as anything other than the stereotype black male roles of swaggering rapper/playa or strong and introspective so casting him as a genie in a family film was not a good move because he can't do slapstick or be affectionate. The need for pathos as the film comes to an end is tacked on and confusing and the deus ex machina is obvious and lacks drama oh and yes, he does a dunk.
Rated 27 May 2012
84
15th
A perfect companion to Shaq-fu and some Mountain Dew.
Rated 08 Jun 2008
32
2nd
This movie should never have been made.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
14
0th
Shaq should not act.
Rated 09 Jul 2007
20
0th
Lamest wishes, ever.
Rated 24 Jul 2010
25
1st
This movie is friggin' hilarious!
Rated 05 Aug 2023
20
1st
Sinbad looks a little different here.
Rated 24 Jul 2007
9
4th
Who got high and made a movie? Oh. Paul Michael Glaser, apparently.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
53
12th
A white kid with a single mom gets help from a black Arabic genie singing hip-hop chants. And you keep wondering why magical hamburgers still can't solve urban decay. Is it the microwave dinner you just cooked, or simply the fact that you're bored watching light-night television?
Rated 19 Mar 2018
6
3rd
Crafted from a mix of genre clichés, Kazaam doesn't know what kind of film it wants to be, and Shaq's larger-than-life charisma is stifled by rote filmmaking and an unimaginative story.
Rated 22 Jun 2021
100
0th
Now that was funny as hell, especially Shaq's rapping.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
1st
great acting by Shaquile O'Neal. Should have been nominated for the Oscar.
Rated 16 Mar 2012
5
1st
Shaq should have stayed in the bottle.
Rated 28 Jul 2007
75
1st
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Rated 22 Dec 2008
25
2nd
Ain't no genie like this genie!
Rated 07 Jul 2008
20
0th
Duas horas da minha vida que não vão voltar nunca, nunca mais.
Rated 21 Jan 2008
17
4th
My nick can be a play on this; doesn't mean i actually like the movie.
Rated 08 Oct 2007
0
1st
O'Neal. Please, go to play, or something. Making movies, is definitely not the way to you.
Rated 28 Oct 2007
30
0th
Even as a kid, I knew this was bad.
Rated 19 Apr 2011
1
0th
This is one of the most inept, ridiculous films ever put to celluloid by human hands, but oh boy is it one of the funniest films to watch as a group in this physical world. Shaq can't act, much less when he's forced to rhyme every line. Impromptu raps, idiotic plot turns, stupid wishes (come on, Max, rain junk food from the sky?) and a hilariously lame plot culminates in the villain being turned into a basketball and dunked, and a HUGE, haunting close-up of Shaq's face to finish things off.

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