Keith Lemon: The Film

Cunt in a movie playing the part of a cunt, inviting celebrity cunts to take part. Suitable only for the kind of cunts who think watching this unfunny cunt being a cunt is the most hilariously cuntish thing they've seen this cunting week. 5/5 cunts.

Before watching I didn't think Lemon was a good choice of character for a feature. I was right.

Keith Lemon goes to London to find fame and fortune. The majority of reviews will put you off this film in an instant. If you like Leigh Francis' alter ego Keith Lemon then you will probably find this not a bad watch. Otherwise leave it well alone. There are few funny bits and you can't deny the power Leigh has over getting so many C-listers to appear.

Very simply humour wrapped around a very simple story for very simple people. There is an electrical safety joke regarding PAT testing which made me chuckle, but that was it. Everything else was aggressively unfunny

infantile in the extreme.

best ejaculation joke EVER. very funny Kelly Brook also. :D

Pretty much as poor as you'd expect. All the remotely amusing moments are in the trailer. I must admire a man who can convince so many C-listers to show up for cameos though (David Hasseholf, Gary Barlow, Ronan Keating, two Spice Girls, and three-quarters of ITV2's lineup)